2. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle, Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west.
Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
4. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.
Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit, otherwise he will not only thank you, but also think that you want to eat with him.
6. Dubai women only spend money, German women only work, Japanese women only take care of children, and China women are superhuman and masculine. You have to work, start a business, wash clothes, cook, take care of children, clean up the house, educate children, have a harmonious social relationship with the outside world and a harmonious family relationship with your heart! Who says women are made of water? Women in China are all made of cement!
7. Life is like running on a treadmill. You are so tired that you vomit blood, but in the eyes of others, you still stand still.
8. Young people don't care much about their health. The disease will always get sick and die. A lot of work usually kills you.
9. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
10. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.
1 1. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, as long as you are cheated a few times, the habit will become natural.
12. If you don't have the money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big! Not only can you look! You can also look around.
13. Many times you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up.
14. Treat men's words as fart! Colorless and tasteless, but it can be poisoned to death.
15. After a few decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knows each other, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
16. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I held out my hand, so I held out my leg and tripped you. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.
17. If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.
18. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.
19. When the bill stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.
20. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.