Are there any funny tampered poems?

Funny tampering with poetry 1. "The sunshine incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the bathroom. When Xiao Li flies a knife, Li Bai becomes a little eunuch. . . . . "2." How much sorrow can you have, just like a pot of spirit Erguotou. . . . . "3." If a relationship lasts for a long time, it should be the time for two people to get married. . . . . "4." If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines. . . "。 . . 5. "Two heads are better than one. . . "。 . . 6. "Grape wine luminous cup, a lot of money and beautiful women. . "。 . 7. "Such a bright ray of light at the foot of my bed made Li Bai sleep soundly. . . . . "8." I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and I will go to bed after laughing. " . " .。 9. "The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy that is spiritual; The handwriting is not good, just understand it. . . . . "10." Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, while turtles crawl by the river in Dongcun. . " .。 1 1. "If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell him. . " .。 12. "I think that year, Jin Ge was an iron horse; Look at this, stalking and beating. "13." Clear water gives birth to hibiscus, and troubled times give birth to heroes. . . . . ".14." When you hold hands, you know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will. . . . . "15." The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind never stops. I want to be in love, but she's not here. . " .。 16. "If you are poor, you will be immune to it, and if you are up, you will dominate the world. . . " .。 . 17. "The ideal is always full, but the reality is very skinny. . " .。 18. "cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackled all the way. . . "19." The heartbroken man is brushing his teeth. . . " .。 . 20. "Holding your hand and wanting to take you away, you said you wouldn't go, ok! Close the door and let the dog go. . " .。

Peach blossom beach is deep. Ancient people thousands of feet away defecated without paper.

Businessmen don't understand national subjugation and hate singing nunchakus across the river.

I know how to make a long farewell, and I know how to do it.

Mountains and rivers are picturesque. Life is like a dream.

The wind is blowing, Yunfei loves King Adi all his life.

I left quietly, just as I came gently. I shook the sack and didn't take any cabbage.

Touch the stove with your left hand. There is a pot on the stove. There is water in the pot. This water is poisonous.

I hate that village girls can't find a place and don't know how to ask for help.

Stallone walked at night and punched Edison Chen in Lutai, Huayin County.

Meng Jiangnv cried that the Great Wall was dry and red, and the white snake flooded Kingsoft.

When is the honeymoon/honeymoon/honeymoon/hug time? Yang just watched.

Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man was at the door of the store.

I knew her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a long time. XX's family are idiots.

The Yellow River flows into the sea.

Asking what love is in the world makes people want to vomit when they eat it.

Catch the thief first, the king first, and curse the mother first.

The rich have a good ending and everything is fine; But a lover's life is painful.

When this endless sadness lasts forever, more cattle B, more cattle B.

Czechoslovakia, also known as Jack, slow the fuck down.

Cheap can be cheap, very cheap, and a gentleman will be cheap.

Flying down from 3,000 feet, I doubt that I have any paper with me.

If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die young.

If it is sentimental, it will be old and won't worry me every day.

Since ancient times, who has no shit and who doesn't use toilet paper?

Since the world can't respond to our desire, the red palm of the Ming Dynasty cleared the wind and waves.

What is life like everywhere? Chew the chicken feet after eating the pig's feet.

The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

People are divided into three classes, and meat is divided into five flowers and three layers.

Tianma Meteor Boxing specializes in treating tracheitis.

Once successful, incoherent.

Haha, Mulan is playing video games.

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Hey, the ground is frosty.

Ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs who only love chrysanthemums in "Jing Ke. China" (embarrassed). The upper bust is smaller than the lower waist and larger than the upper bust.

Lovers make parents. ...

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

Unexpectedly, people had already left, leaving empty toilet paper to reflect Dan Xin.

The hero is sad, and the beauty is called Zhao Benshan. . . )

There are so many beautiful women that they are bowed down by countless heroes.

It takes ten years to cultivate people, but it takes a hundred years for koalas.

I can't see others laughing or what others are wearing.

I came to Beijing in the evening, and I don't know how many flowers I folded.

The new makeup should be under Zhu Lou. Brother Chris Lee will see ghosts.

It is better to have a soft meal together than to be beautiful and arrogant.

I, bloom and kill all the flowers. I shine brightly in China.

Develop sports and increase people's weight.

Is the departure of booger the pursuit of thumb or the non-retention of booger?

Blue sky, yellow flowers, high temperature and high pressure catalyst, so drinking is very enjoyable, and singing, singing, I love it. . . . Not completely unhappy. . . . . .