A classic line from Princess Huanzhu? And Ji Xiaolan’s classic quotes?

1. A dog was chewing meat and bones in front of the door. Another dog came and broke their heads.

2. The goat went up the mountain, and the mountain touched the goat's horns, eh! The buffalo goes into the water, the water covers the nose of the buffalo, moo!

3. No hooves can be seen in front of me, no roast duck can be seen in the back, I think about the emptiness in my stomach, and I can only cry with sadness, alas!

4. Use whatever means necessary------not break your hand? I only pushed them gently, how could they not break their hands?

5. A flute and a sword travel across the rivers and lakes, and eternal love and sorrow come from a pot of wine! Tread the earthly road with two feet, use the sky as your cover and the earth as your hut!

6. I didn’t write a single poem yesterday, but today I wrote two lines of poems and cried. I write poems every day and become thinner every day. I pick up my pen to call my parents.

7. You rely on me, there are many emotions, there are many emotions, and they are as hot as fire. Take a piece of clay, twist you, shape me, break the two of us together, and then mix you and me with water...

8. If you don’t write love words or poems, just send a piece of plain handkerchief Lovesickness, please turn it over carefully and see that there are threads horizontally and vertically!

9. I was passing poems last night and caused a big disaster. You relied on me, which is so sad! The queen mother was angry because of her lewd words and songs. The princess is skinny, but the prince is anxious! Horizontal means death, vertical means death, it is better to smile than to die!

10. Where to send all your worries? Draw a picture instead! The little bird is me, the little flower is you! When the little bird wanders between life and death, the little flower sheds tears sadly! When the little bird has a hard time talking, Long Live Lord’s love is irresistible! When the little bird is confused, its name has already become famous! I'm sorry, little bird, but don't be angry, little flower! The day will come when the pearl will be returned to you, and when the time comes, the little bird will bear a thorn and ask for retribution!

11. Meng Dan and Hanxiang eloped, and Xiang's father led his troops to chase them. They blocked them in the desert, and all the soldiers He beat Meng Dan and dragged Hanxiang away at the same time. Hanxiang's body was dragged on the ground, but he still struggled to turn around and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Mengdan! You are the wind and I am the sand!" Then he chanted a poem: "The wind is rustling, The sand is fluttering; the wind is blowing, and the sand is flying. The wind is flying over the Tianshan Mountains, and the sand is chasing after it! Look at the snow, look at the moon, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. I have never looked at the snow and the moon with you, and talked about the philosophy of life from poems and songs.”

13. My Fair Princess. Erkang's lines: "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have watched the snow and the moon with her, and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs. From now on, I will only watch the snow and the moon with you, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. .

14. Little Swallow’s Lines from Princess My Fair Princess: At the beginning of human beings, nature is good, similar in nature, and distant in habits... Dogs don’t bark, cats don’t jump, chickens don’t fly, pigs don’t make noises... Dad doesn’t care. , Mom, don’t...