Tang Yin
Taohuawu Taohuaan, Taohuaan Taohuaxian
Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them.
Sit in the flowers when you wake up, and sleep under the flowers when you are drunk.
Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year.
I would rather die of old age than bow in front of horses and chariots.
Cars, dust and horses are interesting, and hops are poor.
If you compare the poor with the poor, one is in the ground and the other is in the sky.
If you compare poverty to horses and chariots, he will have to drive away my leisure.
Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.
There is no tomb of Wuling heroes, no flowers, no wine, no hoes and no fields.
Disclaimer: Copyright belongs to Tang Yin.
Huaan miaoda
Mrs. bing
The villain lives on the edge of Suzhou.
There is a house and a field at home, and it is endless.
Who knows Tang Bohu? He is arrogant and heartless.
Colluding with officials, occupying my big house and my fields.
My grandfather turned against him and hit him with a stick.
My grandmother accused him of cheating good people, but he caught him in Tangjia.
Raped a hundred times, a hundred times.
Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world.
He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river.
In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple.
Who knows Tang Bohu? He is so insidious.
Knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot against him.
Beat my father and son in front of the city
A little man is strong, but a disabled person can survive.
Poor old father, he's dead.
In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave and make myself cheap.
Reading articles while making money.
Swear to show your fame, and your enemies will be strong.
Since then, Tang Yin's poems have appeared, and I remember this hatred is not * * *.
Interesting couplets
Staff: a third master who doesn't understand the four books, five classics and six meanings dares to teach seven or eight nine sons. This is very bold.
Hua 'an: Ten rooms and nine poor people make up 827 yuan and 65 cents, but they are still half-hearted and first-class.
Staff: In the picture, the dragon doesn't sing and the tiger doesn't bark. Little buddhist nun is ridiculous.
Hua 'an: In the chessboard, there are no wheels and horses. Tell the general to be on his guard.
Staff: Yingying, Yan Yan, Cui, Cui and Hong are in harmony everywhere.
Huaan: Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves, night.
Staff: Ten thoughts, homesickness for the country.
Hua 'an: Enjoy the flowers, the moon and autumn fragrance with eight eyes.
Staff: I am majestic, showing my fearlessness.
Hua 'an: You are dirty and cheap, showing half the glans penis.
Staff: Your grave is used for planting trees.
Huaan: The fish in your bathtub.
Staff: Fish and fat fruit are cooked in my stomach.
Huaan: Your mother will cook.
Tang Bohu: * * * One country, two Li Sancai children, I don't know the beautiful scenery of Bohu, how dare you!
Chou-heung: Half-hearted, half-hearted, first-class, dirty, six points, five cents and four points, dare to call the rich man, a frog in the well is stupid!
Tang Bohu; Next, I am a scholar from seven provinces, a net pig, nicknamed "the king of kings". Is it?
Chou-heung: Little sister has studied for two years, a lost Y ring in the world, Chou-heung!
Tang Bohu: OK, Chou-heung-that's right!
The two men opposed each other for a long time, blowing a kiss to each other, and everyone on the roadside fell down)
Chou-heung: Sorry, I can't help admiring each other.
Tang Bohu: Anyway, let's go on!
Chou-heung: In the picture, dragons sing and tigers roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous!
Tang Bohu: On the chessboard, there are no wheels or horses. Tell my sister to be careful!
Chou-heung: Yingying Yan Yan Cui Cuihong is harmonious everywhere!
Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves!
Chou heung; Ten thoughts, thinking of your hometown!
Tang Bohu: Eight eyes * * *, flowers, moon, Chou-heung!
Chou-heung: Friends pick up girls when they have nothing to do!
Tang Bohu: If you are happy at home, you can choose a boy!
Chou-heung: Actually, every life needs care!
Tang Bohu: Actually, every man needs a woman!
(Chou-heung suddenly retreats and vomits blood)
Tang Bohu: It was originally a pastime for the couple. Today, Sister Ugly Xiang actually had a passionate exchange of dozens of blood, which is unprecedented. No one has been here before, and no one has ever been here. My admiration for you is like a surging river, like the water of the Yangtze River falling from the sky, like a river flowing eastward ... I admire you!
Three fathers and sons in one township, two Li * * dare to teach 789 children who don't understand the four books and five classics.
Ten rooms and nine poverty make up 827.65 yuan, and four miles is still half-hearted.
Yingying is green and red, and it is harmonious everywhere.
Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves.
In the picture, the dragon doesn't sing and the tiger doesn't roar, and the little boy is funny.
On the chessboard, there are no wheels and no horses, so the general should be on his guard.
Ten thoughts, homesickness for the country.
Eight eyes * * *, full moon and autumn fragrance.
I have great prestige and show all my courage.
You are a dirty bitch, showing half your head.