According to legend, on one occasion, Su Dongpo and Fo Yin monk * * * meditated. After a long time, Fo Yin suddenly said to Su Dongpo, "I think your sitting posture is like a Buddha." Su Dongpo was filled with joy after listening, but Su Dongpo wanted to surpass Fo Yin and said to Fo Yin, "I think your sitting posture is like cow dung."
Fo Yin heard it, but he didn't change his face. He just smiled and said nothing. When Su Dongpo returned, he told Su Xiaomei about it. Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomei said, "Brother, you lost!" Q: Where did Su Dongpo lose?
Second, the eight winds don't fart
According to legend, one day, Su Dongpo felt that he had made great progress in Zen, so he wrote a poem and gave it to Fo Yin to watch. There is a sentence in the poem: "Eight winds can't blow, sit on the purple lotus." I never thought that after reading this poem, Fo Yin approved two words: "Fart!" . Su Dongpo was furious when he saw the annotation, so he went to Fo Yin Theory, never thinking that Fo Yin had been waiting for him for a long time.
Fo Yin replied to Su Dongpo: "Aren't you motionless in all directions?" Su Dongpo suddenly felt ashamed. Ask again: Why is Su Dongpo ashamed?
3. Who does Guanyin worship?
According to legend, one day, Su Dongpo and Fo Yin walked in the suburbs and saw a Guanyin stone statue. Fo Yin immediately folded his hands and worshipped Guanyin. Seeing this situation, Su Dongpo asked, "We have prayer beads in our hands and worship Guanyin. Then Guanyin has a rosary on her hand. Who do we worship? " Fo Yin replied, "Guanyin worships herself." Ask again: Why does Guanyin worship herself?
Fourth, the examiner gave the question
When Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou as Ying Yong's assistant, he gave lectures in the local area and trained many famous students. The imperial court sent an examiner named the Governor to give lectures and check the movement. As soon as the examiner arrived, he wanted to suppress Dongpo's reputation. One morning, he said to Dongpo, "Bachelor Su is famous all over the world. I think Gaozu is also full of articles. I want to see something. Invite some people to interview. "
Su Dongpo immediately picked ten students to see the examiner. The examiner pointed to the pagoda outside and made the first connection: the pagoda was pointed and seven floors in all directions. As a result, the students couldn't tell each other apart and bowed their heads and waved their hands in shame. The examiner said in a sarcastic tone, "Sue, this ..."
Su Dongpo said unhurriedly: "They have come out, and the bottom line is: when the jade hand shakes, the five fingers are three long and two short." The examiner was speechless and had to laugh at himself and say, "Sue really deserves her reputation. I admire him! "
Five, clever scold corrupt officials
When Su Dongpo was an official in Hangzhou, Zhejiang, he once traveled incognito, went to the state capital and went to a relative's house for his birthday. None of the guests present knew that he was a great writer Su Dongpo. In the banquet room, someone suggested, "Let's have some wine. What do you think? " At that time, the magistrate Yang Gui and the county magistrate Wang Bi were also present, both of whom were corrupt officials.
Wang Bi said, "I'll go first. Friends for two months, the same color frost and snow; I don't know which month it will be frosty, and I don't know which month it will snow. " Another official then recited: "A mountain is two words, coal and charcoal of the same color;" I don't know which mountain produces coal, and I don't know which mountain produces carbon. "
Yang Gui also shook his head and said, "A Lv Zi has two mouths, and tea and wine are the same color; I don't know where to drink tea, I don't know where to drink tea. " At this time, Su Dongpo chanted: "One word is 21, and the turtles are the same color; I don't know which one is the tortoise, and I don't know which one is the tortoise. "
As soon as Su Dongpo finished reading, Wang Bi woke up: Well, "turtle" and "expensive", "turtle" and "pen" are homophonic. Isn't this an insult to Yang Gui and my Wang Bi? He immediately pointed to Su Dongpo and shouted, "fanatic, how dare you curse!"
Su Dongpo said, "If you want to swear, I think what you just recited is swearing. Frost and snow can't cover the sun, coal will burn to ashes, and tea and wine will turn into urine. They are all things that will die soon. Isn't this a curse? The turtle is a symbol of longevity, and I ordered a birthday. "
Wang Bi was speechless. Yang Guifei realized that the guest had a good reason. After asking about Su Dongpo's identity, they secretly complained.
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