Funny sentences to make fun of one's own illness

I recommend the following humorous sentences to make fun of one's illness:

1. "I caught a cold today. It's so cold. Everyone should pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!"

2. "The doctor told me that I had a cold. I thought about it, who gave it to me? Oh! It was me.

3. “I caught a cold today. I hope everyone will drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution!” "

4. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy, drinking more water and getting more rest. The body is the capital of revolution! ”

5. “I caught a cold today, which is great!” I can finally lie in bed and rest openly! ”

6. “I’ve caught a cold and feel like I’ve been frozen. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!” ”

7. “I caught a cold today. I feel like I have been infected by a virus. I hope everyone will pay attention to protection and health! "

8. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution! "

9. "I caught a cold today. I feel like I came back from Antarctica. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy! "

10. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution! I'm going to lie down in bed and rest! ”