I recommend the following humorous sentences to make fun of one's illness:
1. "I caught a cold today. It's so cold. Everyone should pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!"
2. "The doctor told me that I had a cold. I thought about it, who gave it to me? Oh! It was me.
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3. “I caught a cold today. I hope everyone will drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution!” "
4. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy, drinking more water and getting more rest. The body is the capital of revolution! ”
5. “I caught a cold today, which is great!” I can finally lie in bed and rest openly! ”
6. “I’ve caught a cold and feel like I’ve been frozen. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy!” ”
7. “I caught a cold today. I feel like I have been infected by a virus. I hope everyone will pay attention to protection and health! "
8. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution! "
9. "I caught a cold today. I feel like I came back from Antarctica. I hope everyone will pay attention to keeping warm and healthy! "
10. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will drink more water and get more rest. The body is the capital of revolution! I'm going to lie down in bed and rest! ”