Wife: The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke. Who are you chatting with?
Husband: When the water from the Yellow River comes up from the sky, it’s like an ordinary girl.
Wife: There are thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains just waiting for a while, why is chatting on WeChat so sweet?
Husband: Except Wushan is not a cloud, whoever wants to deceive you is not a human being.
Wife: The Yellow River is far above the white clouds. Why do you hide away while chatting?
Husband: There is a bright future in another village, but I am afraid that you will interrupt and make a noise.