An armchair strategist (Zhao Kuo) means a deer is a horse (Zhao Gao). Say something similar.

Smell the chicken and dance-Zu Ti; An armchair strategist-Zhao Kuo; Scaring bird-Lei Geng;

Offer a humble apology-Lian Po; Cross the rubicon-Xiang Yu; Seven steps into a poem-Cao Zhi;

The iron pestle is ground into a needle-Li Bai; Call the deer a horse-Zhao Gao; Returnee Zhao-Lin Xiangru;

Gou Jian; Digging a wall for the light-Kuang Heng; Dedication-Zhuge Liang;

Desperate-Jing Ke; Happy without thinking about Shu-Liu Chan: three visits to Mao Lu-Liu Bei;

Three points into the wood-Wang Xizhi; Killing his wife for the general-Wu Qi; Embattled-Xiang Yu;

Boiled beans and burned-Cao Zhi; Last stop-Han Xin.