Poetry
1.
Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps.
——"Notes of Laoxue'an" by Lu You
2.
Flowers are flying everywhere in the spring city, and the cold food and the east wind keep the willow trees from slanting. ?
At dusk, candles were passed around the Han Palace, and light smoke dispersed into the house of the five princes.
——"Cold Food" Han Hong
3.
I still have a silk robe as a gift, so I should pity Fan Shuhan.
I don’t know the world’s scholars, but I still look like a commoner.
——Gao Shi in "Ode to History"
4.
Overseas disciples heard about Jiuzhou, and their fate was uncertain.
In the sky, I heard that the tiger traveling in the sky was calling the night watchman, but no more chickens were announcing the dawn.
——"Mawei" by Li Shangyin
5.
Jincheng silk tubes are flowing day by day, half into the river wind and half into the clouds.
This song should only exist in heaven, and how many times can it be heard in the human world.
——"Giving Flowers to the Queen" Du Fu
6.
The rats in the official warehouse are as big as a bucket, and they will not leave when someone opens a warehouse.
If the healthy children have no food and the people are hungry, who will send the emperor to the throne?
——"Official Hamster" Cao Ye
7.
In the middle of the night, he calls his children to plow at dawn, and the oxen are unable to walk slowly.
——"Farmer" Yan Renyu
8.
When the beauty is grooming, her hair is full of pearls.
Who knows that two clouds can bring about a lot of rural taxes.
——"The Song of Wealth" by Du Guangting
9.
God is stubborn, but the people are itching.
If you say otherwise, it will not be far away.
It is not true that the saints are in charge.
——The Book of Songs of "Ban"
10.
The quails rush, the magpies rush.
I think people are unscrupulous, brother?
——"The Running of the Quail" The Book of Songs
Popular Category
1. Don't talk to me, I have mysophobia.
2. This is an era where faces are valued, and you do not belong to this era.
3. Even tofu has a brain, but you don’t.
4. May you be fed when you eat and pushed when you walk.
5. If I were a rag collector, I would definitely look down on you.
6. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.
7. Your parents should use those ten minutes for a walk.
8. I am an SF Express courier. If I say you are a small cargo, you are a small cargo.
9. God spreads wisdom all over the world, but gives you an umbrella.
10. Why didn’t the country use your face to research body armor?
Lyrics
1. The smell of her perfume on you is the fault of my nose.
——"Poisonous Perfume" Populus euphratica
2. Ugly, please don't turn on the light.
——Xue Zhiqian in "The Ugly"
3. I tell you to be ruthless and make good use of your innocent eyes.
——"You Are Cruel" Chen Xiaochun
4. I send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white. The silent era may not be appropriate.
——"Thousands of Miles Away" Fei Yuqing
5. The more you say, the more outrageous you become, and the more I listen, the more confused I become.
——"You Are Poisonous" Jacky Cheung
6. Once the scar is healed, you will forget the pain.
——"The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten" Daqing
7. But my heart is turbulent and I shouldn't have had this dream, so why bother to cry out and pretend to be crazy and strong? hero.
——"The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten" Sunzi Han
8. I didn't lie, why should I lie? You know me, one of my shortcomings is that I am very forgetful.
——"Lie" Lin Youjia
9. I can play your supporting role with a smile forever.
——Zhang Yu in "Be Soon"
10. I turned a blind eye when it was time to cooperate with your performance.
——"Actor" Joker Xue
Quotes
1. A girl like you cannot marry, even if she does, she will put the blame on others.
2. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
3. Let’s go eat fish together another day. I think you are quite picky.
4. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.
5. Unless I put you in a flowerpot, you don’t even know what a vegetative state is.
6. I really admire you for being so creative and living so courageously.
7. You chase me naked for two kilometers, and if I look back, you will think I am a gangster!
8. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!
9. You are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be tightened.
10. You are quite normal, if you don’t consider your IQ.