Classical Chinese swearing classic paragraph: classical Chinese swearing classic paragraph; Selected classic quotations of cursing in classical Chinese: 1) crowned by bathing monkeys; 2) Being angry and taking a nap is not just for me; 3) Your mother is going to the old woman; 4) What can you do? 5) What's the point if I don't stay and fuck you? 7) Can swallows know the ambition of swans? 8) No less than two or three sentences at the top. 9) If you really have the ability, 10) Its number can be seen. The latest classic quotation of cursing in classical Chinese is 1) Birdman 2) Immortal is a thief 3) There are six people who hate you, 4) I'm not the only one who is angry, and 5) Get it done in a public house immediately and settle down your poems and books! 6) Let bygones be bygones, 7) It is wrong that I have not lost my mind. 8) Cang Anzu, old thief, told you to die in Wang Lang! 9) You are a rat, poor and filthy. 10) Is it inhuman? When people leave, they leave. 1 1) How are you? 12) What can you do? 13) vertical, not enough! 14) Why are more than half of the students involved? 15) Six out of ten people hate you. 16) No plan! 17) What happened today is hateful. 18) I closed my eyes and took a nap today. 19) Are you okay? 20) It is difficult to raise only one villain and one woman. 2 1) It is unpleasant for a mother to be honest with her. 22) Why are more than half of the students involved? 23) Make me angry again. 24) What's the point of 25) if I don't stay and fuck you? 26) If you are really capable, 27) No less than two or three sentences. 28) Straight Niang thief! 29) Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap, a collection of classic quotations of funny swearing 1) Life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation, 2) Kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, 3) abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, murderer with septic tank blocked, 4) African descendants who have sex with black people, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance, and 5) being killed.
2. Swearing in Classical Chinese 1, Birdman
2. Being an old man is a thief.
Six out of ten people hate you.
4, angry, taking a nap, not only me,
5, but the public residence is right away, An Shi "Poetry" and "Book"!
6. Bathe monkeys and crowns
7, angry, taking a nap, not only me,
8. When your mother grows up, she will go to an old woman.
9. What can you do?
10 If I hadn't stayed and fucked you,
1 1, what's the point?
12, the swan's ambition, can the swallow know?
13, no less than two or three sentences at the top.
14 If it is really possible,
15, and its number is also visible.
16 Let bygones be bygones,
17, I am not absent-minded, I am very wronged.
18, Cang Xun, old thief, call you Wang Lang!
19, you are a mouse, and you are extremely dirty.
20. inhumane? When people leave, they leave.
2 1, how are you? What can you do?
23, vertical, not enough!
24. Why are more than half of the students involved in the case?
25. Six out of ten people hate you.
26, lack of heart!
27. What happened today is hateful.
28. Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap.
29. Are you okay?
30, only villains and women are difficult to raise.
3 1, mother, the other mother really doesn't like 32, why are more than half of the students in this situation?
33, make me angry again.
34, if I hadn't stayed and fucked you,
35. What's the point?
36. If possible,
37. No less than two or three sentences at the top.
38, straight Niang thief!
39. Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap.
3. A complete collection of cursing in classical Chinese. Who are the kings of cursing sentences in classical Chinese: (The two armies confront each other and hand over) Zhu Gekongming is a newcomer? Zhuge: (handing the fan) Exactly.
Wang: I've heard a lot about you. It's an honor to meet you today! Since we know the destiny and know the current affairs, why should we promote the nameless teacher? Violate my boundaries? Zhuge: I have been ordered to look for thieves. What do you mean I'm nameless? Wang: As the number of days changes, the artifact becomes easier. It belongs to virtuous people. This is a natural principle. (Cao Zhen nods) Zhuge: (Feather fan opens) cao thief usurped the Han Dynasty and occupied the Central Plains. How can he be called a moral person? Wang: Since Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling, the yellow turban insurrectionary has been rampant, the world is in dispute, the society is in danger, and all beings are in urgent need. I, Emperor Taizu Wu, swept away the Liuhe and the Eight Wastes, and all the people fell in love with me. This is not by power, but by fate! My ancestor, Emperor Wen Sheng, inherited the unity of heaven and man, and lived in China to rule all countries. Isn't this what Tianxin wants? Today, the public is full of great talents. They compare themselves with Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Why do they act against nature and human feelings? Haven't you heard the old saying: those who go against the sky prosper and those who go against the sky die?
Today, I have a million people and a thousand people. How can we compare the fluorescence of rotten grass with the bright moon in the sky? If you surrender without hesitation, you will still retain the position of marquis. Wouldn't it be beautiful to have Guoan folk music? Zhuge: (Laughing a few times and holding the fan to answer) I thought you were an old minister of the Han Dynasty and came to the front to face the soldiers of the two armies.
There must be some remarks, but I didn't expect to say such rude things! I have a sentence, please listen carefully. When Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling were in those days, the Han Dynasty declined, eunuchs became a disaster, the country was chaotic and fierce, and all directions were noisy.
After the Yellow turban insurrectionary uprising, Dong Zhuo, Li Jue and Guo Si followed closely. Hijacking Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is cruel to life. Therefore, above the temple, deadwood is the official; Between temples, animals eat Lu.
The result is that ruthless people are in power, and slaves are in power one after another, making the country a mound, and the whole life has suffered a lot! What did Wang Situ do during the national disaster? I know Wang Situ's life like the back of my hand. You live in the East China Sea, and at the beginning of your career, you took filial piety as an official. You should help the country through Kuang Jun and promote Liu. When did you help the rebels and plot to usurp the throne? Sin is so terrible that heaven and earth can't tolerate it! Wang: (pointing to Zhuge Liang) You ... Zhuge Cunfu, how dare you ... Zhuge: (standing angrily) Shut up! Old thief, don't you know that people all over the world are willing to raw your meat? How dare you rap here! Today, thanks to God's will, Emperor Zhaolie was born in Xichuan, and he inherited the great unification. Now, your successor instructed me to recruit thieves. Since you are an apple polisher, you can only shrink your head and beg for food and clothing. How dare you arrogate the number of days in front of our army! A bald man? Old thief? You are going to die in the grave. How can I meet the 24 th emperor of Han Dynasty? ! Wang: (covering his chest with his hands, trembling) I, I, I ... Zhuge: (loudly reprimanding) Two officials and thieves, you have wasted 70% of your life, and you have never made any achievements in your life. You will only talk! Help Cao abuse! A dog with a broken spine still dares to bark in front of our army. I have never seen such a brazen person! Wang: You, you ... Ah ... (I fell under my horse and went to save myself and died).