In my village, my grandmother has never seen pitaya, let alone eaten it. Today, my sister had a May Day holiday and brought some pitaya back for grandma to eat. Grandma said: it's really a disaster for people in the city. Fruit can grow sesame stuffing ... sesame stuffing ...
Today, I went to celebrate my grandma's birthday and wore a patched cowboy. Very fashionable and trendy! Uncle, they are all here. While speaking, grandma patted me on the shoulder and whispered to me, "Come with me!" " "Then she dragged me into the house slowly, took out 500 yuan from the closet and said to me with distress," Look at this life, I can't afford clothes. Look at these pants and buy a new one when I go back. "
When I was a child in kindergarten, my parents and grandmother took turns to pick me up. But they often mistakenly think that the other party will pick me up because they don't live together. Once, it was late and no one had come to pick me up. I grabbed the door and watched the way home. As a result, I actually saw my parents out for a walk. My mother saw me and said a word to my father. That child is really like our son.
Under the jujube tree, there is an old man holding a little girl and looking at the jujube cloud peacefully. It is the picture of the wind that sets off an old man holding his granddaughter's hand, which is a unique beauty in the world! I like holding hands with my grandmother, watching the jujube flowers and clouds in the yard, tasting the jujube flower steamed bread steamed by my grandmother, listening to those things that happened a long time ago, quietly enjoying the good times and watching the years get quiet.
6. Grandma felt chest tightness after getting up early, so she went to the town hospital alone. The doctor made a list and asked her to go to the radiology department for chest X-ray examination. The red light suddenly went out during the inspection, and the doctor said, "Maybe there is something wrong with the transformer." After returning home, grandpa asked with concern, "What did the doctor say about you?" Grandma replied in dismay, "The doctor said there might be something wrong with the transformer!" " "
7. Grandma once said to me, "When you grow up, you should be a person who is willing to ask you the way." I didn't understand when I was a child, but now I understand her good intentions. Asking for directions may seem trivial, but a stranger only trusts you among thousands of people, which shows that your clothes and hairstyle are appropriate, your manners are dignified and natural, you reveal your confidence in silence, and you see your wisdom, approachability and true self in calm. Or seem to be doing nothing.
8. I went to the supermarket and bought two big bags of sesame dumplings to eat. I said, why can't jiaozi bite the stuffing now? There should be no lard! Yes, I miss my grandmother. She always uses a stone mill to grind water to make glutinous rice during the Spring Festival. Black West Point fillings must be boiled with lard, and the whole family will wrap up the next day's jiaozi at night. Jiaozi is thin and full. A bite of black West Point will burn your mouth, full of sweetness and grandma's taste!
9. A sophomore for me. I took it home two days ago and got a girlfriend's short hair. It happened that my parents were away, and my grandmother made the bed at home and let us sleep with my girlfriend. I am surprised that your family is so open. Tell grandma that she is cleaning the room! We're embarrassed. Grandma said, "What are those two boys embarrassed about? Then it's gone! " "
10, the primary school girl asked the teacher: "My grandmother is 80 years old, will she be pregnant?" Teacher: "No!" The girl then asked, "Then my sister is eighteen. Will she be pregnant?" Teacher: "Yes!" The girl asked again, "Then I am eight years old, ok?" Teacher: "No!" Little boy next to him: "Hey, hey, hey, I said it's okay."
1. Grandma saw her grandson Xiao Qiang crawling around on the ground and got his clothes dirty. She said angrily to her grandson, "Xiao Qiang, look at your clothes. Do you want me to say something to you? "
2. Xiao Qiang: "Grandma, you should say' thank you' to me".
My parents didn't have time to take care of me when I was a child. It is always my grandparents who send me to kindergarten every day. As a result, one day no one came to pick me up after school. I held the iron gate of the kindergarten until it was dark. Suddenly I saw my parents walking this way. My mother pointed at me and said to my father, "Look at this child, just like our son!" "
My wife and I have been married for more than ten years, and the romantic age is very long! This morning, I suddenly said to my wife on a whim, "Let's talk about love again. You pretend you don't know me. " My wife said, "All right." I said to her, "Hi! Little bitch. " Who knows that this product slapped me in the face as soon as it raised its hand, and scolded me: "Dare to harass my aunt, I am tired of talking to you."
5. Dad: "Son, who will you marry in the future?" The son said innocently, "Grandma loves me the most, so I want to marry her." Dad was amused by innocence: "nonsense! How can my mother be your wife? " The son is serious: "Then how can my mother be your wife?"
6. It is said that one second before death, a person's life will flash before his eyes. First of all, it is not a second, but endless time. For me, my whole life is lying on the grass watching the meteor shower, and the yellow maple leaves on the street or the paper-like skin on grandma's hands ...-American beauty.
7. Older people will feel more and more useless and insecure because of their physical decline. Therefore, when the old man doesn't arrive for dinner, even if he has come, he should deliberately shout to make him feel valued. In addition, in public places, we should always mention the old people's former good. For example, if it weren't for my mother's help, I couldn't concentrate on going out and I couldn't have achieved today. If my grandparents hadn't brought me, I wouldn't have grown so well. The old man will be very warm when he hears it. -Liu Yong
8. After dinner, Dad: "Son, let's go out for a walk." The dog next to dad wagged his tail and followed him out, but his son didn't move. Grandma saw this and asked, "dear grandson, your father asked you to go for a walk." Why don't you move? " Son: "He said his' dog son', not me." "What did your father call you?" Grandma's voice did not fall, she heard her father's reprimand: "Son of a bitch, don't hurry to do your homework!" " "
9. The girl bought a pair of trousers, which are too long to try on. She asked her grandmother to help cut it short, but she said she was busy. I have no time to find my mother; I have no time to find my sister. The girl fell asleep in disappointment. Grandma thought of her little granddaughter's pants when she was busy with housework, so she cut them a little shorter. Sister came back and cut her pants short again; Mom also cut her pants short when she came back, and finally she couldn't wear them.
10, quarreled with him, and he slammed the door and left. Lie prone on the balcony window and ask him when he will come back. He said that if he came back, it would be your grandson, and I would never go back. I locked the door when he said that. Two hours later, he knocked on the door with two boxes of egg tarts and a cup of hot juice in his hand, shouting "Grandma, open the door". -I envy such love.