The adapted poem about examination is 1. Try to describe the difficult rhymes in the exam.
primitive
The sea is wide and the fish jumps.
It's hard for me to criticize this problem.
Where are the cheat sheets?
Have passed the examination of seeking Buddha.
There are also two masters, as shown below.
one
Look for it, look at it,
Fear, panic, trembling,
When I failed the exam for the first time,
The hardest thing to feel at ease.
Three cheat sheets with two sheets of paper,
How can you compete with it? The examination questions are wide.
If the teacher leaves, I will cheat.
Just caught it in the yard.
The whole volume is piled up with empty questions, so it is impossible to do it.
Who is helping now?
The teacher stared, how can a person do well in the exam?
Look left, look right,
When class is over, keep an eye on it.
How can this paper be a difficult word!
Secondly,
Just after the mid-term exam, I hid in the corner and sobbed.
You ask why you are crying, and listen to me describe the exam.
Chinese
The Chinese test paper arrived, and Duke Zhou urged me to leave quickly.
I said Duke Zhou, don't worry, let me take a few more questions.
mathematics
Not long after the papers were handed out, my best friend was caught cheating.
Geometry test questions are more difficult. Dry your tears and hand in your paper.
English
English is not my strong suit, but fortunately, there are strong players around me.
Choose the answer copy dislocation, only blame the eyes not Ming Rui.
physics
Physics is a difficult problem. Look around and play with pens.
Suddenly a big sheet piling flew in and the monitor came to rescue him.
chemistry
Chemical elements are difficult to recite. Look through the books under the table.
Accidentally, the book fell to the ground and went to the guidance office to register.
history
Historical names are too difficult to remember. Write Faraday with a brush.
Look back. If you have any questions, change Lima to Dalton.
politics
I didn't recite the political textbook well, so discuss it with my deskmate.
The fifth society is too complicated and its thinking is in a mess.
result
The teacher came to the podium with a test paper, and we were waiting to be beaten.
I didn't go home for two days because I didn't know the difference between the test papers.
2. Adapting poems, such as: Haw after Haw, the exam is exciting enough.
Mulan Poetry Student Edition,
After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen.
The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.
I don't understand in class, all because of old things.
The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.
Life is China's, and death is China's soul.
It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.
Unqualified Chinese shows my character; If the math is unqualified, the teacher is fully responsible;
English is not qualified, because I am patriotic and did well in the exam. Thanks to my deskmate.
You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.
I am more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher's lectures are meaningless. It sounds like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time.
There is too much homework, and I want revenge. I do my homework like a fool, and time is not like an arrow. The sun and the moon do not fly.
Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in. Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.
Year after year, I hate touching.
Classmates are classmates, and it is ok to fly separately after school.
The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?
Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.
The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.
3. Learn the adaptation of funny poems
Degang Guo's poem 1, Waves over the Cloud was once classified as Bao, but who can tell Qin! Doing business today is as good as a ghost, and my heart is hanging in the air.
I remember there was a party by the river last spring. I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend.
But it hurts to see a piece of land. I don't want to hit anyone! All smiles are friends, but it's hard to find a bosom friend. 4. Snobbish is snobbish, who will gently repeat the confidant! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle. 5, wealth and five more spring dreams, fame and fortune.
At present, the flesh and blood is not true, and love becomes hate. Don't wear a gold cangue around your neck, and don't lock the jade.
There is a pure wish to get rid of the hubbub and be happy with the scenery. 6. Insert the young crops into Noda and look down at the water.
Six clean squares are meters (roads), and retrogression is progress. 7. It's not that friends don't get together. When do friends get together? If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died.
8. Killing his wife, Wuqi, is so ignorant that it hurts and is ridiculous. Look at Zhuang Sheng's drums and pots. Carefree is my teacher.
9. Turtles used to bully frogs in wells, and Dapeng spread its wings all over the world. A strong man has a strong hand. Don't brag to others.
10, I cover it, you cover it, you cover it with felt. If you have money, I will help you. If I have no money, I will use your money.
You hold my feet when going up the hill, and I carry you when going down the hill. I will be your husband when I have a son, and sleep with me when you have a daughter.
When you swear by this, I will die after you; When I broke my oath, you died before me. 1 1, I'm happy to take advantage, but I'm depressed.
No deal, no loss, no joy and no sorrow. 12, know the world, don't open your mouth, just nod in front of people.
If you don't even nod your head, you won't worry or worry all your life. 13, Xiang Tuo used to be Confucius' teacher, but Gong Jing turned his back on Zi Zhan. Be modest first, and learn endlessly.
14, gain year, delay year; Have happiness, and joy. Everything is always in the sky, so why bother?
Don't worry about width, don't worry about narrowness. I don't know whether it is prosperous and useless in ancient and modern times.
Jingu bustling fundus dust, Huaiyin career front to blood. At the Lintong meeting, bile disappeared, and Xiao Sheng in Danyang County was completely lost.
The arrival of weak grass is better than spring flowers, full of pure gold and pure iron. Freedom and happiness are cheap, but you don't know the taste until you get old. You can live for a long time without wearing or eating.
15, Zhou Gongwei rumors day, when Wang Mang was humble to corporal. If you die that year, who knows the truth of your life! 16, fame is never heard, right and wrong are always clear.
I believe people for a while. 17, the ancestral system is detailed, and Li Yu is peaceful for a hundred years.
White eyes are unreasonable and stubborn, and there are many accidents. 18, 5. Ye Ming is peaceful. Is there any more intense dispute with Xiang Jun? Say that Yao and Shun are the law, serve Yizhou and help others to be wise.
All the old ministers live in scattered places because of the new law. Look back at the old man in the comfort zone, and satirize Du Ziyin in Tianjin first.
19, the article says that it is natural, and it is biased towards evil knowledge. It is true that arguing that tungsten punishment is not the right way and eating bait by mistake.
Seek your own ambition before you die, and your own ambition after you die. Seeing Yin, the dead child, handcuffed, I knew justice was clear.
20, life has been known for its arrogance, and death is still hypocritical and deceptive. Wu left no good words, but floating words.
The fields fled to an empty house, said Millennium Chen Gen, young crops. I have to worry about adding snow to my temples all night because I didn't see it myself.
2 1, contrast between good and evil, see the pros and cons; Stop people from doing evil and persuade people to do good. 22. The wind and the phoenix are homesick, inviting them to travel around the world and asking them to burn. I didn't know what to do when I didn't meet Xi. Why go to Sishang now? 23, there are beautiful women in the boudoir, the room is close to me, why do you have to be a mandarin duck, and your jaw is stubborn! 24, Phoenix Phoenix from my habitat, I want to enjoy the tail forever.
Friendship and harmony, but my wings fly high in the middle of the night and I feel sad when I miss them. 25, the night is quiet and the moon is full, please let the wind and Zhejiang drain the forest.
Zhu Xian's slow promotion of lovesickness is not a matter of not playing with his bosom friends. 26. It's autumn when you come, and it's spring and autumn when you come.
Upstairs, you can't move for eight thousand miles. There are countless green hills, countless white clouds and countless green waters.
It's rare to be 70 years old in life. Count how many degrees time can come! 27. The peaks are green and the pavilions on the clouds are monasteries. No one spoke on the railing all day, and the cold spring was full of flowers.
28, apricot blossoms and red rain, pear blossoms and white snow, ashamed of short pavilions and long roads. There are thousands of volumes in the chest, and the words are eternal. There are many mistakes in Fang Xin's Confucian crown.
29, Dong Jun also returned home, spent all over the floor. Xiao Qing doesn't need to be busy when there is a road, so he wears sandals to go home.
30. Adventure through the Qin Pass, trudge along the Yangtze River, and rugged Wan Li to Qiantang. Life is short, the treasure has a seal, and every word dares to touch my emperor.
3 1, if you can't be famous, you will eat the neighborhood. Return the purple robe to your hometown, and return to your hometown with all your clothes on.
32. In the past, Sima Feng Yang Tong became emperor today. If all articles meet the Lord, fame will come sooner or later.
33. There is no way at dawn, and there is a short flame lamp before the wind. I'm afraid I can't become a monk, but I'm afraid I'll lose a monk if I gain something.
34. There was Meng Changjun in the State of Qi, and evil was strong in the town of Jin. The five elements are partial to me, and I want to ask about the stars.
35. The sharp grass is tied around the waist and lingers in the pot. If you meet Tang Sanzang again, you will take off your clothes in the future.
36. Sweet dumplings are sacrificed to Qu Yuan every year. Today, the monk is getting married. How much do you know about full house, which comes first, life or death? 37. The teeth ring in winter and winter, and the official rows are on both sides; Rebecca's life and death case, the mastermind of Dongyue.
38. Stay with Qu Yuan's delicious zongzi and try your best to participate in the dragon boat race. Since then, the umbilical cord has been broken, and there is no need to meet again in the afterlife.
39. Haven't you ever been stupid? You can't escape being ugly. We agree to persuade people to return to the good road, which is the accumulation of negative work in calculation.
40. The mountains are beautiful and the geese are warm and dry. The eastern suburbs gradually feel that flowers are for the eyes, and the south is vaguely grass and buds.
Willow on the embankment, but no crow hides. Seek incense and live in the mountains. Several trees in the faucet have fallen red plums, but the branches of red apricots have not yet blossomed.
4 1, every day the brothel is drunk in a dream, and I don't know that it is spring outside the city. The apricot blossoms began to rain, and the willows gently shook the breeze.
Floating painting fat, dancing green, outside the green cage bridge. Pedestrians don't enter the fairyland, how heavy are the people in the bead curtain? 42. First, the spring is strong, listen to Yan language, and see it through the curtain.
On the small bridge, the willow is fragrant, and on the mountain temple, the peach is red. When the young man is old, the butterfly moves westward, and it is hard to find hatred in spring. The vegetation is in the rain and pear blossoms are everywhere.
43. Spring breeze is sometimes good and sometimes evil. No spring breeze can blossom, and flowers are blown down by the wind.
44. Before it rained, I saw flowers first. After the rain, there were no flowers under the leaves. Bees and butterflies have climbed over the wall, but spring scenery is next door.
45. The willow flowers in March are scattered lightly, floating around, sending them back to life. This flower is a heartless thing, flying east and west.
46. In bloom, in March, butterflies came to grab it. Pick the spring scenery to the horizon, adding sadness to the sidewalk.
47. When I was in bloom, it was bright and thick. What's wrong with spring nights? The oriole is crying.