1. Poems about the class committee (funny verses about the class committee)
Poems about the class committee (funny verses about the class committee) 1. Funny verses about the class committee
Question: "What is the school?"
Answer: "The Palace"
Question: "What is the class?"
Answer : "Harem"
Question: "What is the class leader?"
Answer: "The Emperor"
Question: "What is the class leader?"
Answer: "The imperial concubine"
Question: "Where is the deputy monitor?"
Answer: "The imperial concubine"
Question: "Where are the committee members?" "
Answer: "Concubines (divided into: Hui, Shu, De, Xian, Chen, Zhuang)"
Question: "What are the class representatives?"
Answer: "Zhaoyi, Zhaoyuan, Zhaorong, Zhaohua, Shuyi, Shuyuan, Shurong, Shuhua"
Question: "Where are the other students?"
Answer: "It's a talented person~"
Question: "Then let me ask you, who does the emperor turn to when a talented person and a noble concubine fight?"
Answer: "It's a noble concubine"< /p>
Question: "Do you know what the class is like now?"
Answer: "The harem"
Question: "Then what is the harem like?"
Answer: "It's just a trick."
Question: "What's the special product of the harem?"
Answer: "It's a bitch."
2. What ancient poems and famous sayings can be used to run for class cadres [Urgent]
Oh, for example, no matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step, no matter how short the road is, you can’t walk it step by step. You can't even reach it with your feet.
Those who have ambitions will have countless solutions, while those who have no ambitions will only find countless difficulties.
The improbable may come true today, and the impossible may come true tomorrow.
I am successful because I am determined to succeed!
No matter how cold the stone is, it will warm up after sitting on it for three years.
Any qualitative change in performance comes from the accumulation of quantitative changes.
Ordinary steps can also complete a great journey.
Ridicule is a kind of power, a negative power. Praise is also a kind of power, but it is a positive power.
Sincerely, the other half of the word "sincerity" is success.
The speed of leadership determines the efficiency of the team.
Success is distributed with probability. The key is whether you can persist until the moment when success starts to appear.
Sometimes the distance between success and failure is very short - as long as the latter takes a few steps forward.
Utopia will come up with many wonderful ideas, but it will not accomplish anything.
Defeating yourself is the most tragic failure, defeating yourself is the most valuable victory.
You can understand impossible (impossible) - I'm possible (I am possible).
169. Those who applaud others are also cheering for their own lives.
170. Praying with actions can make God understand better than using words.
171. Successful people learn from others, while failed people only learn from themselves.
172. Many things are predestined in advance, that is "fate"; but you can decide how to face it, that is "luck"!
173. Don’t ask what others have done for you, but ask what you have done for others.
174. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated continuously from the moment you decide to do it.
175. Your love in one day may bring a lifetime of gratitude to others.
176. Mountains do not reject soil, so they can reach their height; seas do not reject water, so they can reach their depth!
Take a look, these can be used in speeches
3. What are the poems that describe the monitor
1. When I first started school Wearing headphones to listen to music, was discovered by the monitor. My roommate joked that I was wearing a hearing aid, and the class monitor took it seriously. After that, I always wore earphones when I was with the monitor. The monitor often took off my "hearing aid" and scolded me in a low voice for being stupid. I suppressed my laughter and pretended not to hear. One day, the monitor said, "I'm going to scold you! Take off your hearing aid!" I took off my headphones, but I heard the monitor whisper, "I like you."
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2. The head teacher is the king, the teacher is the concubine, the class representative is the prime minister, the party secretary is the general, the class is the city, and the top student is the prince. I pondered for a long time, what is the monitor? The squad leader must be someone who has access to the king, concubine, prime minister, general, prince, and city at the same time. After painstaking research, I finally came to the conclusion: the squad leader is a eunuch.
3. The monitor fell in love with a girl. Every day, he would shout her name in the class. Sometimes, he would even shout her name inadvertently when doing homework. Unfortunately, the girl never She has never promised to be the squad leader, or even appeared before. She has a beautiful name, Anjing.
4. We used to have a quarrel and a cold war. The class monitor during the summer vacation asked me to contact him and said that his mobile phone was turned off. I called his home phone number, and his mother answered the phone and said he was traveling. When school started, he asked me what I wanted to see him for. I remembered that his mother didn’t ask for my name last time, so I asked him how he knew it was me. He said my mother said she was a girl, and you are the only girl who knows my home phone number... I suddenly stopped being angry, and took the initiative to bring him breakfast the next day. I was so flattered that I didn’t even know why!
5. Monitor, how are you doing in a foreign country? You are the noble person in my life. Without you, I would not be where I am today.
6. At that time, you were the leader of the class and managed the whole class.
What a coincidence, I am your team leader, but I am in charge of you, the squad leader.
This is a strange relationship, it is called fate, it is wonderful.
7. The squad leader, the person who regards the class as his girlfriend: when his girlfriend is naughty and makes trouble, he will tell her to be more polite; when his girlfriend has something wrong, he will never forget it; Fei I do everything I can to make my girlfriend happy.
8. ***In a lounge, while I was heating up my meal, I listened to the squad leaders’ docking arrangements, detailing the work details, arranging the handover work of the entire class, and mobilizing the allocation of team members. I felt deeply Benefit.
9. We will be at the forefront of the future war, and we will defeat the enemy with a small number. There is no front, no back. That's adversity within adversity.
But what has the world’s peaceful environment given us? The country is the backing and the people are the source. The squad leader coaxed and the company commander covered him. Have any of you ever faced real adversity?
10. In a moral class, the teacher asked a question: What do you like to do? what will you do? What does this society need? It was obviously a very normal question, but our magical squad leader replied: I like to be a man, I know how to be a man, and this society needs men.
4. What ancient poems or famous sayings can be used to run for class cadres
1. There is a saying, only if you believe in yourself first, then others will believe in you - the famous writer Roman Roland
2. Judge a person not by his own confession or opinion of himself, but by his actions - Lenin
3. Ideals are guiding lights. Without ideals, there is no firm direction, and without direction, there is no life - Tolstoy
4. A flower cannot dress up a beautiful spring. One person's advancement always comes alone, and everyone's advancement Only then can we move mountains and fill seas. ——Lei Feng
5. People should be helpful. Although lotus flowers are good, they still need the support of green leaves. A fence needs three stakes, and a good man needs three gangs. ——Mao Zedong
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Campaign skills:
First of all, it must be targeted and targeted. That is to say, you need to find out the conditions and requirements for the position you are running for, and see if you meet them, and whether you have the strength and confidence to compete. If you are qualified, you must seize the opportunity, actively and courageously participate in competition, and establish a firm belief that "I can do it."
Secondly, learn as much as possible about your competitors for the same position. Only by knowing ourselves, our enemies, and understanding others can we leverage our strengths and avoid our weaknesses, and give full play to and demonstrate our strengths. Features and Benefits to Win the Initiative.
5. Inspirational quotes for class cadres
1. What we hold in our hands is not necessarily what we really have; what we have is not necessarily what we really engrave in our hearts. ! In fact, many times in life you need to consciously give up! Giving up a friend you like but have no fate with, giving up a certain relationship that you are invested in but not rewarded, giving up a certain choice, may cause sadness, but this sadness does not prevent us from making a new start! Give up safely and stick to the freedom and ease!
2. There is no perfect thing in the world, and no perfect person. The key is to know what you want. To get what you want, you will definitely lose another part. If you want everything, just nothing. I have experienced beatings and risks. If you don’t experience things, you don’t know how difficult things are. The more experience you have, the smarter you will be; the more experience you have, the more capable you will be. No one can defeat you, and no one can save you. As long as one has faith, pursues something, can endure any hardship, and can adapt to any environment, success means conquering oneself. People are not afraid of insignificance, only of being humble. Life is fair. To live a wonderful life, you need an enterprising heart. When the wind blows, look at the falling flowers with a smile; when the wind stops, look at the sky indifferently.
3. Life is a practice. After being tempered, you become strong; only when there is separation, you will feel the joy of gathering; only after you have experienced bitterness, you will know what sweetness is; after experiencing loss, you will become stronger. You will know how to cherish when you have it; you will learn to choose calmly after experiencing frustration; you will understand the meaning of perfection after experiencing shortcomings. Bitterness and joy come and go, flowers bloom and fall, leaving a treasure behind; walk along the way, be safe all the way, be happy all the way, and have the fragrance of bodhi flowers.
4. When you fail, you will cry when you talk about the suffering; when you succeed, you will feel happy and excited when talking about the suffering.
When I was young, I cried in embarrassment when I experienced less pain; when I was in middle age, I experienced more pain, and I laughed while talking about it; when I was old, pain no longer felt like pain. In fact, the real pain is indescribable, not even whimpering, and has already settled deep in my heart.
5. Once the drama of life begins, no matter how frightened you are, you have to play it to the end.
6. Growth is bound to be filled with the pain of life. It is enough that we can still find happiness side by side.
7. Some people succeed, realize that they cannot achieve this on their own, and work harder to further improve their humanity. The real winner, whether he succeeds or fails, will take advantage of the opportunity to hone a pure and beautiful soul. Only when you understand calmness can you understand life. If you don’t take detours, you will miss the scenery. In any case, thank you for the experience.
8. Love and love need care; heart and heart need respect. Love has no password, only intention; love has no pattern, only cherishing. Looking back three thousand years, outside the mortal world, there is a heart waiting; with a bright head and pale face, there are still people who are old and aged. There is no need to have too much in life, only to have love is to be happy; why to ask for too much in life, to have love is to be satisfied.
9. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated continuously from the moment you decide to do it.
10. Behind every hard work, there must be a double reward.
11. The reason why people can do it is because they believe they can.
12. Success = hard work + correct methods + less empty words.
13. Youth is the only time when we have the right to weave dreams.
14. Frustration is actually the tuition fee for success.
15. No matter how steep the mountain is, there is always a way to climb for those who are not afraid of difficulties.
6. Poetry describing the squad leader
This is what I saw in the comment on my last post on Zhang Yi’s blog. I like Zhang Yi very much, not just because of his plays. , and more importantly, he is a person. I don’t have a good literary talent, so I can’t express my emotions correctly. So I borrow this poem! The author is anonymous, so I have no way of knowing his name! Let’s put it here for everyone to enjoy! hehe!
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country?
——Xu Sanduo’s poem dedicated to squad leader Shi Jin
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country
Still remember your resounding promise at Shang Rongshu
You said you would take me one year to turn me into an upright soldier
So, you accompanied me I sprinted like I was desperate
On the journey from a coward to a strong soldier
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country?
Still remember you? Regardless of Wu Liuyi's objections, he encouraged me to pick up the hammer over and over again
You said, if you don't want to be called "turtle son" by your father again, you can hit me hard
So, this time I smashed it accurately
I don’t want to hurt your other hand, I don’t want to let you down
Squad leader, are you okay in a foreign country
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I still remember that in the dead of night, you accompanied me to practice abdominal bar curling
You said, you can do it, do it again
So, the next day I went beyond my limit and did it More than three hundred people
You are the first person to say that I "can do it", I can't live up to your trust
Squad leader, how are you doing in a foreign country
I still remember that you asked me to do many meaningful things
You said, so that you can not leave
So, I did one meaningful thing after another
I am no longer a coward in the eyes of others
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country
Still remember the day you left, a The back of someone wiping the car
I cried bitterly and asked you, why did you lie to me if you agreed not to leave?
You said that me leaving can remove the last straw in your heart< /p>
But I don’t want to be so good, I just want to prevent you from leaving
So, I pressed your gift bag tightly under me and didn’t allow anyone to take it away
There is your ticket in there, I want to stop you from leaving
You said you are an infantryman, you can walk back
Push me away hard, take it I picked up my luggage and turned around to leave
I shouted heartbreakingly - monitor!
You are still gone, and from now on I miss you more and care about you more
From now on, I will never see anyone else wiping tanks again
Squad leader, you Are you okay in a foreign land?
When you leave, I have to face everything with strength alone
After working hard all the way, I finally became a member of Old A
Become a veritable king of soldiers
But I don’t feel happy because I don’t have you to share my success
Squad leader, how are you in a foreign country
< p> You are the noble person in my life. Without you, I would not be where I am todayNo matter where I go
You will always be my squad leader------- ---Hope to adopt it, thank you