Original poetry
Wochun
Mume smells the flowers,
Lying on a branch hurts and hates it to the end.
Far away, like water,
Eduardo Chun Lv.
The coast is green, the coast is green, and the coast is Chun Lv.
Spoofing version
I was stupid.
I have no culture,
I have low IQ.
Ask me who I am,
A big donkey.
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole.
Wochun
Lying on a plum, smelling the flowers,
I know how to draw the sky.
The fish kissed Shi Shui,
Answer Chun Lv with a lying stone.
Lin Yuxiang was relieved a lot. Boys nowadays have distorted Plato. Picking beautiful women is like eating. Bites can never be taken away. Yuxiang was honored to take the first bite. Luo Tiancheng wants to compete with Yu Xiang to show the animal nature of human beings. LinYu asked Susan for her telephone number. Luo Tiancheng eats noodles and carries them in his heart. His outlook on life has not changed much, but his view of love is beyond recognition. He thinks beauty is better. Every time Luo Tiancheng recalls his vicissitudes, he will be surprised. It's like a person going out and coming back to find that the house has been changed. There must be that kind of surprise. Lin Yuxiang's house has not changed. The owner has changed. In the end, the fire of enthusiasm can't be suppressed and burns brightly, which can make Kuwait's oil fields worse than death. Of course, those are just inner changes. Both of them are as calm as stagnant water outside. Suddenly, Susan was surprised to find something and said, "Wow, I found a poem on the table." Candy Luo's two heads are busy. LinYu Xiang's heart is swaying, and poetry is born with emotion. I saw someone engraved a poem on the table:
Wochun
Lie on the plum and smell the flowers.
I know how to draw the sky.
Fish kisses Shi Shui.
Walsh answered Chun Lv.
Lin Yuxiang shouted: "Good! Good poem! " Someone commented: "This poem doesn't pay attention to rhythm, and it wasn't written by Han Yu. This five-character quatrain must have been written by Liu Zongyuan when he opposed parallel prose. I read it in the history of China literature. In my memory, lying plum refers to a kind of plum blossom rich in the north, with long branches and seemingly lying; The master is lying in his room, depicting his heyday. Which ancient book does' Lying Stone' seem to come from? " Wan Li leaves are compiled "? I think so, too. A place in Yunnan? Yes, it looks like a landscape. A pond near it is called "Lie Shi Shui", where fish kiss and lie down in Shi Shui. This passage is really fascinating, with the elegant demeanour of fish in Liu Zongyuan's Eight Chapters of Yongzhou and the elegant demeanour of Xiaoshitang in the west of Xiaoqiu. Finally, Lieshi seems to answer that spring has come. What a beautiful poem! In a good mood! Without blinking an eye, Susan was full of praise: "Wow, Lin Yuxiang, you are really amazing!" LinYu Xiang rambled about the title of the book and received unexpected results. His vanity was satisfied and his ambition was full. Unexpectedly, Luo Tiancheng said coldly: "A few more times." Lin Yuxiang read it three times again. Susan laughed and boasted that Luo Tiancheng was clever. Lin Yuxiang asked what happened. Susan laughed speechless, and Luo Tiancheng laughed together. Shen Xi didn't understand it at first, but he died laughing after reading the poem several times. Lin Yuxiang read the poem carefully and silently for several times, and suddenly his face turned red. It turns out that the homonym of this poem is:
I was stupid.
I have no culture.
I can only farm.
Want to ask who I am
I am a big donkey.
When I realized it, my scalp was numb. I think I just brought a lot of things, and I was angry, regretful and ashamed, so I had to bow my head and eat noodles.