What are the adaptations of funny ancient poems?

As follows:

1, we hope to fly in heaven, two birds become one, disaster, fly separately.

Ma Xiaoxiao is like scissors in the spring breeze in February.

3, the sky is gray and wild, and a pear tree presses Haitang.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, the canoe has passed Chung Shan Man.

5. Sit up critically ill and come late at night.

6. The Peach Blossom Pond is as deep as thousands of feet, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin.

7. A full house of 3,000 guests was drunk, and there was no confidant.

8. Iron shoes are nowhere to be found, but people are in dim light.

9. Such bright light at the foot of my bed brings me my shadow and makes the three of us.

Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her victory, but people who dream of idlers don't dream of you.