Write down what's on your mind.
Wait for your date to see the sea.
Walking on the beach together
Let the sea breeze blow romance.
The color of the falling moonlight
I don't want to hide my confession from you.
Write down what's on your mind.
Poke a mimosa.
Pass on my affection and love.
When will the mystery be solved?
Swallow, come here quickly
Let's look at funny love letters in history.
In today's highly developed Internet age, everyone can become a medium of communication. So there are all kinds of interesting jokes circulating on the Internet, and we call these published users Duan Zishou. Today's collection of love letters, we are going to look at the funniest love poems in history selected by netizens. Let's feel these suffocating moments together.
One,
The ancients laughed and expected. So handsome guys must laugh and laugh skillfully; You must look forward to your beautiful eyes, look around and let people around you think you are looking at him. According to my observation, your smile and hope properly show your beauty status. Supposedly, I don't care if you laugh or not. Always smile at me! When you smile, you steal my soul and take my soul away. I am sitting in the classroom, my heart has already slipped out and danced with your beautiful eyes. My eyes are fixed on the textbook, and my god has already been swam by your clever smile. Time slipped away quietly, and suddenly I woke up to find that I didn't read the textbook, review my notes, or recite the words. Alas, I haven't finished anything! It's too late to regret. I think you did it to me. As the saying goes, there is a master in debt and a head in grievance. Naturally, I have to ask you for it. So, I decided to ruin my arrogant sister's reputation to win you over, and when I pursued you, I was also asking you for debt.
Second,
Dear Cowherd Brothers:
I hesitate to write this letter because I am afraid that the Jade Emperor will know that I am secretly with you again. They are cruel and heartless, and only give us one day to date every year. How can it be enough? ) Do you have a good time on earth? I am very unhappy here, because there is no gravity, and the garbage here is flying all over the sky. When I am sad, I can't cry, let alone shit. Is it really bitter? The last time Americans came to me by spaceship, the Jade Emperor asked me to line up to meet them for inspection. They saw that I was a little beautiful, just like a pervert, and asked me for my phone number, QQ and email address. A wolf in a spacesuit.
Our Wonton Noodles is delicious, and we recently opened a hotpot restaurant. Next time you come up on a rocket, we'll eat Yutu hot pot.
Last month, Tathagata and Guanyin finally got married and put several tables in the sky. The Jade Emperor looks very unhappy. He had already taken a fancy to Guanyin, but the queen mother kept staring, and he didn't dare to move.
The weather is getting colder. I wanted to buy you some clothes in the online mall, but I forgot how high your measurements were, so I didn't sell them. Do you have broadband at home? Why not go to fame and see what is suitable? I have recently received several programs and made some extra money. I will pay for what I like.
That's it, otherwise the Jade Emperor will say that I am writing a love letter at work. I want to remember you sent some money, but the envelope was stuck. I will do it next time.
Your favorite sister Vega.
Third,
The other day you asked me what was good for you, but I couldn't remember it at the moment. After two days of thinking, I finally thought of the following things that I am good to you:
1. I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.
I bear the shame of making others laugh and washing your clothes.
I will give you an apple and two apples, and I will give you the big one.
Eat a fish together, I'll let you eat the big body, and I'll eat the fish head myself.
You are so ugly, I say you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat radishes when you come back. Of course, you can also eat shark fin yourself if you save money.
I didn't have a girlfriend before I met you. Before I met you, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )
8. When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
9. You can kiss me at any time. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.
10. You often hit me, but I never hit you.
Conclusion: These are humorous ways to describe love. Indeed, if we don't want to experience happiness, then love is bound to make our charm greatly reduced.
Go to see the sea together in summer.
In the evening, the coastline gently touched by the sea is full of pure white waves, just like whispering love between lovers and naughty children.
2. The waves gently beat the rocks, just like the sea slowly stroking the strings and serenading the sea and the moon.
3. The morning tide gently slaps the reef, like a waking child slaps the pillow, stretches and exhales a refreshing breath.
The sea is a flowing painting, a sacred place where treasures are buried, and a kind mother. ...
When it is calm, the small fish, shrimp and shells in the sea live a leisurely life and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the sea. Seagulls hover over the sea for a while, and then land on the mast of the ship; The wind is very strong, and the waves on the sea beat against the coast, beating out many shells, and the sea made a landslide sound.
6. The real sea, like the vast land of the northern plateau, embodies an indescribable mysterious vitality and gives people a profound transcendence over nature.
7. At that moment, I became as quiet as a rock, listening to the broad and deep sound of the road in the tide of the sea. At that moment, I was as deep as a rock, as calm as water, sitting in the deep and broad sound of the sea, and began to feel the feeling of the road that shook the sky and shook the ground.
8. Yes! Blue panorama. Naive, transparent, pure, quiet, enough to melt their own color, which is the only color given to the sea by nature.
9. The sun shines on the undulating river, like a shiny layer of broken silver on the water surface and a wrinkled green satin.
10. The waves strolled to the shore with brisk steps and suddenly ran back like a shy girl. When it meets a rock, it doesn't roar, but walks slowly beside it like a young man. I can't hear its howling, and I can't see its lion-like image. Is it asleep? No, it's playing with children.
1 1. The sea has not only color, but also spirit and life. Therefore, I am facing the broad mind of the sea.
12. Layers of waves roll hand in hand to the shore.
13. Like the meeting of seagulls and waves, we met and approached. The seagulls flew away, the waves rolled away and we parted.
14. You have the sea in your eyes, the smoke is blue, and two small whales in Kurome are swimming shyly.
15. I want to watch the sea with you, I want to watch the sea with you.
16. I don't surf or take a boat. I have my own sea.
17. I have been fascinated by the sea. I have tried to figure out the tolerance of the sea, guessed the character of the sea and imagined the storm of the sea in the dream world countless times. Today, I really jumped into the embrace of the sea-let the sea make my chest red and the sea breeze blow my face black. I finally saw a petrel that only walked between waves and clouds, and saw an abrupt island on the undercurrent and whirlpool; I finally experienced the charm of the sea and touched its waves.
18. Be tolerant and broad-minded; The sea, rising and falling, is the ideal of boiling; The sea, with peaks and valleys, is a proud work; The rough sea tests the limits of life.
19. Mystery, beauty, magic, sea, love your pure water, sea, love your mysterious charm; Sea, love your kindness, nobility, sea, love your deep hiding.
20. Walking barefoot slowly by the sea, quietly listening to the sound of the waves beating against the rocks, just like the piano music played by the pianist, this harmonious scenery can be described as "golden sands and blue seas, broad sky". Won't you be deeply intoxicated by everything here?
Let's go to see the sea together in summer (2)1. The sky and the sea blend together and shine.
Don't panic, the moon is also lost somewhere in the sea.
23. A teenager's journey should be a sea of stars, not a world of smoke and dust.
Listen, isn't the sea singing? Sometimes majestic, sometimes soothing, and the waves respond from time to time. I closed my eyes and listened to the sound of the sea breeze sliding over my ears. In a trance, I feel that I am in a paradise without Penglai, An Ruo.
25. On the vast Hong Tao of Wan Li, the strong sea breeze blows with salty taste.
26. The flower shop is closed, the flowers continue to bloom, the sea has withered, and the Neptune is still there.
27. Looking at the sea, I am immersed in feeling its grandeur and breadth; Still immersed in the sigh of the sea, traces of wear and tear! When our life is injected into the vast sea, what we yearn for in our hearts is full of vitality and vitality, and the profoundness of the sea makes people linger back and forth.
28. Ocean is a magician. One minute it's safe, the next it's angry, and the next it's naughty to make waves.
29. The sea, I like you, like your broad palm, like your broad mind, like everything about you.
30. Because of you, all struggle and persistence are meaningful. The shark named Lonely was finally put back to the bottom of the sea.
3 1. The sea is so vast and endless; The sea is so vast that it can accommodate so many tourists. I opened my arms and threw myself at the beautiful blue sea, suddenly feeling open-minded. O sea, you are as calm as a mirror, and you are surging. The blue sea was dyed silver by microwaves. I stood by the sea for a long time, listening to the sound of the sea, which was making noise for me. It's all so sweet. At this moment, I gently open my arms and embrace the sea. Suddenly, I found that this sweetness is somewhat bitter. Oh, it's salt. Salt particles are the crystallization of the ocean.
32. Look at the rolling waves and hit the waves; Sha Ou sounds empty, brocade scales enter the water. Sea and sky are the same color, elegant and boundless; The long smoke flies and the bright moon is thousands of miles away. A few fishing fires said that the world has changed; The dragon king rang the bell and sued the vicissitudes of life. Looking back at the Great Wall, I can make a tiger leap. Looking at the sky, the waves come from the moon.
33. Vast starry sky, sunset, waves and beaches.
I love you, just like a whale to the sea, which is inevitable and irreversible.
35. The waves are a naughty child, chasing and playing.
36. The crazy storm waves on the sea are like a thousand crazy giant bears roaring.
37. The raging river roared down from the cliff, spewed out and ran for thousands of miles.
38. On the calm and sleeping ocean, many ships with white sails are swaying.
39. It's almost dusk. At this time, the sea looks like wearing an orange shiny dress, which sets off the charm of the sea.
40. The sun rises higher and higher. In the bright sunshine, the sea seems to be covered with a layer of glittering broken silver, and the waves run and jump to the shore like naughty children, chasing each other. The sea is colorful during the day, which depends entirely on the clouds. The sea in sunny places is white, the sea under white clouds is green, and the sea under dark clouds is gray ... The combination of various colors is like a huge palette, drawing colorful pictures for the sea. Seagulls fly on the sea, and sometimes they sing sweetly. People play at the seaside, some pick up shells, some take a bath, some enjoy sunbathing on the beach ... what a harmonious picture of man and nature.
Sometimes when the tide is high, many colorful shells are washed ashore, which is beautiful. Step on the soft beach and play with fine sand. It's interesting to pick up shells on the beach. The sea is like a mirror. A gust of wind blew, the mirror broke, the sea became angry and broke the quiet sky.
42. The sea is blue, not beautiful and charming, but it makes people feel kind and comfortable. It is not as clear as the bottom of the Lijiang River, but it is magnificent when there is wind in the South China Sea and amiable when there is no wind.
43. Ripples pile up and waves chase after them. The waves are inlaid with silver edges made of wavy flowers, which are swept into the valley by the waves in front and pushed to the top of the mountain by the waves behind. The waves beat against piles of rocks and splashed. The long, flat, colorful and grotesque shells on the beach are gifts from the sea.
44. In autumn, I like to go out early and wait for the sunrise in Shanghai. When the fiery red sun Ran Ran rises, the golden sunshine fills the sea, and the blue sea instantly turns golden.
45. The sea is unknown, and people also need this spirit. The sea is all-encompassing, so her children are all over the world, making contributions to mankind silently, but never asking for anything. As the mother of all things, the sea silently contributes to all things.
46. When calm, like a gentle child, whenever the sea is sparkling, like a mirror, like smiling with the wide world. We played on the calm water, and from time to time a few seagulls flew in to join in the fun.
47. The lonely whale in the deep sea wants someone to listen to its voice.
48. There is a blue convenience store in the depths of the sea that sells blue loneliness.
49. Looking at the sea, our hearts seem to widen. In this state, it is refreshing. The tide is high, and the waves in the sea come to the shore one after another, and some rise like rolling hills. Some hit the rocks by the sea, splashing waves several meters high and making wonderful sounds!
50. The green sea is as soft as silk and slightly rippling. From a height, the smoke waves are vast and endless; Sometimes, the sea is at your feet, whispering softly.
5 1. All thoughts by the sea are always gentle, mixed with a touch of quiet sunset and a little melancholy of sunset. My favorite is dusk.
52. I will accompany you at every meaningful moment and stay away from mountains and seas.
53. The summer sea is really attractive. Walking barefoot on the hot, thin and soft beach will make you feel particularly comfortable. Sometimes if you accidentally "invade" its territory, it will beat you mercilessly with waves until you leave.
54. When the ocean is happy, it beats the waves and runs forward happily; When the ocean is angry, it will turn quickly and overturn the ship.
55. The other side of the sea is the end, the twists and turns, our dream and love that will never die.
56. The vast sea is really charming. Tolerance is the soul, the spirit and the soul of the sea. It accepted many ups and downs in the world, cleaned up all the dust and dirt that wanted to erode her, and always faced the ever-changing sky with a flat mirror every day.
57. Seeing the sea for the first time. He is many times bigger than the sea I imagined. The blue sea waves are rolling, and the waves are beating against the rocks on the shore. Looking around, the sky is connected with the sea, and there is no margin.
58. Whenever rows of waves surge in. The glow reflected from the peak is red and bright, just like a burning flame, flashing, rolling and disappearing.
59. You came to this world with your bare hands, desperate to find Na Pianhai.
60. In the distance is a serene sea like a picture scroll, with scattered sailboats and flocks of seabirds, as if time had stood still!
Watch the copy recommendation of the sea with your lover
A copy of watching the sea with your lover (I) 1. I have always been fascinated by the sea. I have tried to figure out the temperament of the sea in countless dreams, guessed the character of the sea, and imagined the storm of the sea. Today, I really jumped into the embrace of the sea-let the sea make my chest red and the sea breeze blow my face black. I finally saw a petrel that only walked between waves and clouds, and saw an abrupt island on the undercurrent and whirlpool; I finally experienced the charm of the sea and touched its waves.
There are three or five groups of fish swimming happily in the water, and three or five seagulls hovering in the sky. The small waves stirred by layers on the sea surface are like white lotus, and carefree clouds in the sky drift aimlessly in the air. Everything in the sea, everything in the sky and everything on the ground created this peaceful and beautiful world.
3. The calm sea is rippling, the sad face of the sea is rippling, and the scattered ripples spread the cry of the sea. Oh, sea, you are so affectionate, but so vicissitudes.
4. The journey of the stars and the sea will inevitably cross the fog.
Don't panic, the moon is also lost somewhere in the sea.
6. This ever-changing sea spreads endlessly, sometimes turning into tender purple, sometimes into smoky white, and sometimes covered with a layer of blue.
7. Counting the white sails, in this golden sea, just like a few white feathers, floating lightly and leisurely.
8. In the distance of the sea, the water is so blue, like the petals of the most beautiful cornflower. At the same time, it is so clear, like the brightest glass.
9. The tide recedes, and the flat beach is inlaid with colorful shells, like jewels scattered in the sea, shining in the early morning sun. When there was a white wave on the horizon, I kissed the beach tenderly. The tenderness was warm and romantic, which reminded people of the first couple. Suddenly, in the magnificent background of sunrise at sea, a group of dancing teenagers appeared, and then more and more people rushed to the beach happily. They frolic, surf, pick up shells and indulge in them ... he, who has always been introverted, is also ignited by the joy of this life. Desperately, he rushed downstairs to the sea and shouted: the sea, my hometown, I am back.
10. The raging river roared down from the cliff, spewing out and pouring thousands of miles.
1 1. The sea water is so blue that people feel that the color of jadeite is too light and the color of sapphire is too dark, which is difficult for even a master to describe. Whether it is calm or angry, the sea is beautiful. The calm sea brings us a kind of tranquility and comfort; This is a calm state of mind.
12. Sitting by the sea, the waves beat on my chest and back, just like my mother's hand stroking me. At this time, I think this sea is completely different from the sea in novels and movies. It is not fierce, nor terrible. I lay on the beach, just like lying in a cradle, lying in my mother's arms.
13. Who said that blue equals sadness? Look at the sky and the ocean.
14. If you see more sea, you just want to look at people. See more people, just want to see the sea.
15. Walking, walking in the corner of the sea, also walking in the center of the sea. At this moment, you will naturally melt the ego like a drop of water and a dewdrop and become invisible, so you can enjoy the world and participate in nature. So, although you are not the sea at this time, you are also the sea, because you no longer exist, only the water in the sea is the same as the sky, and the road is infinite.
16. Sea, sea, angel don't know why I am so infatuated with you. In the future, I will give my blessing to you and the sea. When you understand the sea, you will understand those positive and sunny sentences, giving people hope and a positive attitude.
17. Gradually, the tide receded and the sea returned to calm. In the sun, the sea is so soft and quiet. The returning ship breaking the surface, white seagulls hovering, pedestrians drifting away.
18. The sea is unknown, and people also need this spirit. The sea is all-encompassing, so her children are all over the world, making contributions to mankind silently, but never asking for anything. As the mother of all things, the sea silently contributes to all things.
19. After a dangerous and difficult voyage, there are still hot shochu in the sea breeze and a beautiful and mysterious fairy tale world under the stars. Shells, beaches, waves. There is also our gentle and eternal dream in the gentle sea breeze, which is the totem that we human beings will never fade. Facing the vast sound of the sea, we human beings are proud.
20. The sun is setting and the waves are worrying.
The copy of watching the sea with your lover (part two) 2 1. The waves are sparkling and undulating. Like a butterfly eager to fly.
22. At night, in the dark blue sea, the stars are a mysterious seaside night, a mysterious and profound dream woven by the sea.
23. The sea is blue, not beautiful and charming, but it makes people feel kind and comfortable. It is not as clear as the bottom of the Lijiang River, but it is magnificent when there is wind in the South China Sea and amiable when there is no wind.
24. The sunset falls into the Milky Way, leaving behind the fascination of mountains and rivers and the happiness of stars in the long night.
25. I will accompany you at every meaningful moment and stay away from mountains and seas.
26. The vast sea is really charming. Tolerance is the soul, the spirit and the soul of the sea. It accepted many ups and downs in the world, cleaned up all the dust and dirt that wanted to erode her, and always faced the ever-changing sky with a flat mirror every day.
27. Layers of waves roll hand in hand to the shore.
You asked me where I was going, and I pointed to the direction of the sea.
29. The sea in the evening is resplendent, mysterious and beautiful. When the sun goes down, the sky is still burning with orange sunset glow. The sea was also dyed golden by this light. The reflected glow on the peak is like a burning flame, flashing and rolling, and the wave is higher than the wave. Listening to the gentle "brushing" sound of the sea, blowing the fresh and cool sea breeze, makes people feel relaxed and happy!
30. The sea water is so blue that people feel that the color of jade is too light and the color of sapphire is too dark. Even a master cannot describe it.
3 1. The ocean is the mother of life; Seawater is the baptism of life; Facing the sea, bathing in the sea breeze and feeling thousands of customs in the rolling world of mortals is a great pleasure in life.
32. It is so beautiful and vast. The endless sea, surging waves and white water splashing in the air are all destined to be so harmonious and beautiful. But the sea cannot be without surging waves. The waves raised by the sea are more than several meters high, and the entrained sediment is surging and roaring.
33. I want to fall into the deep sea and go to the deepest seabed alone. I also want to sneak into your dreams and be with you forever.
34. When the sea changes color and the waves are rough, a mountain of waves roll from the distant gray-black sky to the shore. Pouncing on the towering rocks by the sea, stirring up snow-white spray. Make a thunderous sound.
35. The sea is so beautiful and quiet, but people can always find her different beauty. Let's feel the beauty of nature together! In the future, the sea will be bluer and the grass will be greener, and we will live in a beautiful world.
36. Snow-white waves rolled along the coast. It's like hanging a silver chain on the chest of this sea area.
37. The waves are stroking the child's feet and tickling him!
38. The sea is far between you and me, but I have been full of endless longing for you since I can remember. Love, gratitude and reverence are intertwined. Even when I dream, I am listening to your warm or calm charming voice.
39. Be tolerant of all rivers and have a broad mind; The sea, rising and falling, is the ideal of boiling; The sea, with peaks and valleys, is a proud work; The rough sea tests the limits of life.
40. I hope there will never be a day when you and I part ways. I hope that when we walk alone on the long road of life and suddenly think of each other, we will not lose sight of each other. When sadness flooded me like the sea. When the tide of missing comes surging, I will be happy as long as I can find your shadow.
Copy of watching the sea with your lover (3) 4 1. A piece of silver sea, like a thick blue cloth just ironed, lay there quietly and neatly.
42. The sea is full of Ying Ying. In the sunset, the waves jumped like naughty children, and the water was golden. When you look at the sea, you will find that your troubles are really much less.
43. I want to go to the seaside, because you said the sea is blue, just like a dream in your heart.
44. The helpless whale happened to meet the stars in the sea and started their journey together.
45. I can't forget the refreshing and humid sea breeze with an indescribable smell of the sea, blowing people's hair, cheeks and body. As charming as a gorgeous and rich woman.
46. The ocean is a mysterious world. When the sea is mild, the sea level is like a mirror, and the gentle sea breeze blows, which is refreshing; When the sea is grumpy, the sea is rough and the waves are terrible, which is creepy. Give in three points.
47. When I came to the seaside, I looked around. The sea and the sky are the same color, vast and boundless, and the sea and the sky meet. On the sea, small white sails are swaying in the sea, and only seagulls hover in the air for a while before flying to the sea to fish and play. The sea is undulating, and the waves like hills beat the beach violently like furious lions, and then returned to the sea quietly like shy girls.
48. When you are a thief of life, be a happy pirate. Tired of this loneliness, I drift with the flow.
49. The sun rises higher and higher. In the bright sunshine, the sea seems to be covered with a layer of glittering broken silver, and the waves run and jump to the shore like naughty children, chasing each other. The sea is colorful during the day, which depends entirely on the clouds. The sea in sunny places is white, the sea under white clouds is green, and the sea under dark clouds is gray ... The combination of various colors is like a huge palette, drawing colorful pictures for the sea. Seagulls fly on the sea, and sometimes they sing sweetly. People play at the seaside, some pick up shells, some take a bath, some enjoy sunbathing on the beach ... what a harmonious picture of man and nature.
50. Looking at the sea, our hearts seem to be broadened. In this state, people are refreshed and relaxed. The sea is at high tide, and the waves in the sea are coming to the shore one after another.
5 1. The sea is a flowing painting, a sacred place where treasures are buried and a kind mother. ...
52. In autumn, I like to go out early and wait for the sunrise in Shanghai. When the fiery red sun Ran Ran rises, the golden sunshine fills the sea, and the blue sea instantly turns golden.
53. I want to watch the sea with you. I want to watch the sea with you.
54. I like to take a walk by the sea when it is calm. The waves combed the fine sand under my feet, and the sea breeze gently caressed and looked up at the sea. At this time, the waves spread their wings like a butterfly. I also like the surging momentum of the hills and seas. At this time, the sea became a general who fought bravely on the battlefield, and the gas was unstoppable.
55. The soul of the sea is famous for its vastness, its posture and mind remain unchanged for thousands of years, its blood and tides remain unchanged for thousands of years, beating like snow waves and beating the rocks that have been silent for thousands of years.
56. At the seaside, I was very excited. I saw the real sea. Offshore, yellow water can't calm down, and it's not scary. She was lying in front of me, screaming and making noise like a naughty child, stroking my skin again and again. In the distance, the sea and sky are the same color, and the vast sea is as endless as the horizon. She seems to have fallen asleep quietly. Looking at it, I understand the vastness, magnificence, wisdom and soul of the sea. The Yellow Sea is the starting point of China's topographic survey elevation, and it is also the starting point of my life trek.
57. This is a magnificent and calm sea with boundless blue and smooth marble.
58. The wind blows gently, and the sea sleeps in the cradle of the wind.
59. The green sea is as soft as silk and slightly rippling. From a height, the smoke is boundless and endless; Sometimes, the sea is at your feet, whispering softly.
60. The whale slowly rolled up its tail and sank into the deep sea, just like I quietly hid my love outside the house.