In the era of online buzzwords, what homophonic stalks impressed you deeply?

Did you hear every word clearly, but understood it as a completely different meaning? Homophony is too deceptive. At the same time, I have to feel that Chinese is really profound!

There are many impressive homophonic stalks below, such as: (1) There is such a joke:? Jia Dao asked, is it? Push? OK or not? Knock? Ok, A: It depends on where you come from. ? Me:? Hey? ? Penyou:? If you are from the northeast, what is it? Te？ Well, if you are from Taiwan Province province, what is it? Knock? Ok, oh! ? Me?

(2) I said to my husband: It's raining, so depressed! ? Mr. Wang put a Nepalese blanket on his head and said, Look! I am depressed, too! ? What are you depressed about? ? I'm from outside?

(3) Interview the aunt in the streets of the three southwestern provinces. The reporter asked:? Aunt, are you happy? ? Aunt (hugging):? Believe in Buddhism, there is no Amitabha in the south! ?

Elk got lost in the forest. So he called his good friend giraffe: hello? I'm lost! Giraffe: Well, I'm a giraffe!

A duckling said to the chicken. I like you? The chicken said to the duckling. Why don't you just get out of the way .

(6) The male shark knocked out the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said unjustly. I just want to take two photos of the fainted shark with her. ?

I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. The doctor prescribed medicine for me, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the way and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a quiet bun. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

(8) See the goddess online at night and send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later. The goddess replied: Yes, what's the matter? Oh, my God, the goddess replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

This kind of homophonic terrier, unexpectedly, pokes people's jokes and makes people like it.