Because couplets are simple and interesting, they have become the first choice of literati games since ancient times. Take eating and drinking Lazar as an example. This toilet for urinating and defecating is also famous. At present, most service stations in expressway are posted in toilets: Come in a hurry, go in a hurry. Or: a small step forward, a big step forward for civilization. This kind of writing is understandable, but it's really not interesting. Might as well look at the style of the ancients:
Shit falls into the pond, shaking all over the sky;
Pissed on the wall and drew half the country.
This shit is really earth-shattering, magnificent.
Look at the elegance of the ancients:
It takes three steps to enter the door.
Come out for fun.
Pull a long face,
Be calm when you go.
This kind of stomach upset, such a great image, everyone has personal experience. As for that kind of laughter, it is endless:
Smoke and shake the fan, and there will be a meeting in front of you;
Peeing and farting, thunderstorms under the legs.
Let you be a hero, you have to bow your head when you come in;
Fuck the virgin, the virgin. Take off your clothes here automatically.
Seven commandments of women;
Sipin was sealed by her husband.
This couplet is a rare hidden character couplet in toilet couplets, which was written by Yan Hengqiu, a Chongqing native. In feudal times, women had the so-called "Seven Outcomes" commandments, and if they violated any of them, they might be abandoned by their husbands and driven out of the house, and the word "Out" was hidden in the first book. The wife of Sipinguan was named as a "public official", and the word "public" was hidden in the bottom line. Convenient to use argot skillfully even when going to the toilet, with delicate mind.
Sitting for a while will relax your mind;
A moment's leisure makes you immortal.
Hengping: This is Taoyuan. Going to the toilet is not only the need of metabolism, but also wandering in the wild, reaching the four seas and becoming immortal. Why not?
Sit still and look for poetry; Relax and listen to the sound of spring.
Why don't you change this couplet into four words:
Relax and listen to the sound of waterfalls;
Sit quietly and knock on poetry.
If you add the banner of "Clean World", it looks like a scenic spot couplet.
Urinary flow disease;
The pit is deep and the dung falls late.
In the past, public toilets were supported by two wooden boards, which was convenient for people and high from the ground. This couplet depicts the image, neat and interesting.
Although there are many elegant people in the Garden Federation, they are more humorous works-
I hope you come and go;
Hate shit less and fart more.
The first part was published in Tsui Hark's "Clearing Barn-like Banknotes" in the Qing Dynasty. It said that a student tried every time and his family was poor, so he built a toilet on the side of the road and printed a book. Although the couplets are vulgar, they show the resentment and helplessness of poor intellectuals who made a living by collecting dung in the old society.
Li Danyu, a native of Xinhui, Guangdong Province in the Qing Dynasty, talked about a toilet passage;
Get a great relief;
There are small advantages.
"Great liberation" is a Buddhist word, and "petty gain" is a common saying. Vulgarity is elegant, and "pee" and "big solution" are embedded in it, which makes people laugh.
There is an episode called "Outdoor Toilet Opening Couplet", which is very appropriate and innovative:
In a pit full of pits, in a valley full of valleys;
If you don't close the door at night, you won't answer the road.
In the old days, a couplet was hung in the public toilet of Mayor Tempura in the north gate of Chengdu:
Let him be a hero in the world, and you will be humble when you enter this door;
You, the great sage in heaven, break into this mansion, just bend your knees and bow down.
Write an article about the action of going to the toilet, belittle "human heroes" and "great saints" and raise the status of the toilet. The toilet is a dirty place, which has always been despised by people. The first reading of couplets is extremely inconsistent with it, but the description is vivid and hilarious.
Similar couplets:
Heroes of the world, come in and undress;
Heroes of the world bow here.
P.S. Toilet is another name.
1. One day I went to a tourist attraction and saw a public toilet:
The men's toilet is called Waterfall Pavilion;
The ladies' room is called Tingyuxuan.
2. the toilet in Li Zheng bar: the spring is jingling.
In an old Beijing Zhajiang noodle restaurant, the lintel of the toilet reads: Anmaomen.
We have a restaurant, and its toilet is also called "Relaxation Pavilion".
The toilet in our school used to be called "Embassy".
6. There is a toilet in Hunan Restaurant called "Liberated Area".
7. The toilet in a farmhouse restaurant is called sorghum field.
8.Xi 'an Ji 'an's toilet is called "meditation pavilion".
Hang a plaque in front of the men's toilet, which reads: Happiness comes from suffering.
Hang a plaque at the door of the ladies' room, which reads: put down Wanyuan.
9. I have seen a toilet called "My road has been bent", passing through a hidden valley.
10. We have a rural public toilet here, called the world granary.
1 1. I went to the toilet of a temple, and the name was "Away from the Dust House".
12. The toilet in Zhengzhou Forest Park is called-green gauze tent.
13. There is a toilet called: the place where grain circulates.
14. The name of the toilet I have seen: Pai (Pai) Chu.
15. Also, men's toilets and women's toilets are called "men's volleyball" and "women's volleyball" respectively.
Wait, I hope everyone will continue to add fun.