Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of Buddhas on the banks of the river.
a beautiful woman is opposite to the moon, and there are two beautiful women in the world.
there is no phase inside, and there is no general outside, so we have to make friends with each other. What will happen in the future?
heaven is difficult, but earth is difficult to measure, which is the imperial measure, and quantity is just as well.
It's very cold, and the eaves of first frost become light snow;
Daylight Dragon Boat Festival, see Chongyang at Qingming Underwater. (Dragon Boat Festival, also explained at noon)
Pulsatilla, with a spurge, crossed the sea and fought against Equisetum equisetum for lilies, and returned to the DPRK, worthy of being an old general;
the red lady, with gold hairpin and silver flower, is five times better than peony and peony, and Cistanche deserticola becomes a nun, just like a mica fairy. (except for conjunctions, they are basically Chinese medicine names)
Hungry chickens steal rice and children beat them up; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs. (Chinese characters can't be pinyin, which will collapse if they are pinyin)
Cold water, one, two, three; ("ice")
lilacs, with a hundred heads, a thousand heads and ten thousand heads ("ten thousand" is a traditional Chinese character, grass head).
Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs, woody;
osmanthus fragrans, roses, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance. (The reason why "absolute" is absolutely unique is that you feel that the existence of the first part is accidental, and there can still be such a wonderful second part.)
The cash machine is stuck and will be closed (a plum blossom)
Taxis really shouldn't refuse to carry (sunshine swordsman) (look at a modern one, and "line" and "de" have two meanings).
I once made a pair of clever pairs, referring to the national football team.
those who know "enough" are not happy. Look at ten people and nine stops, eight crooked and seven twisted, six five hearts, and the war horse generation can discharge four, three, two and one.
There are all kinds of "balls". I' m constantly changing, with five people and six people, and I' m still striving for 789 in Asia.
If the level is limited, it's just a joke, but it's much worse than the above. If it's true, don't mention it.
Note: 1. Madai is Maldives. 2. The 4-3-2-1 array is one of the 4-3-3 attack formations.
ok, that's all. What aspect are you talking about? Or refers to the humorous association. Just write down a few pictures that I think are fun and difficult for your reference.
Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of Buddhas on the banks of the river.
a beautiful woman is opposite to the moon, and there are two beautiful women in the world.
there is no phase inside, and there is no general outside, so we have to make friends with each other. What will happen in the future?
heaven is difficult, but earth is difficult to measure, which is the imperial measure, and quantity is just as well.
It's very cold, and the eaves of first frost become light snow;
Daylight Dragon Boat Festival, see Chongyang at Qingming Underwater. (Dragon Boat Festival, also explained at noon)
Pulsatilla, with a spurge, crossed the sea and fought against Equisetum equisetum for lilies, and returned to the DPRK, worthy of being an old general;
the red lady, with gold hairpin and silver flower, is five times better than peony and peony, and Cistanche deserticola becomes a nun, just like a mica fairy. (except for conjunctions, they are basically Chinese medicine names)
Hungry chickens steal rice and children beat them up; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs. (Chinese characters can't be pinyin, which will collapse if they are pinyin)
Cold water, one, two, three; ("ice")
lilacs, with a hundred heads, a thousand heads and ten thousand heads ("ten thousand" is a traditional Chinese character, grass head).
Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs, woody;
osmanthus fragrans, roses, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance. (The reason why "absolute" is absolutely unique is that you feel that the existence of the first part is accidental, and there can still be such a wonderful second part.)
The cash machine is stuck and will be closed (a plum blossom)
Taxis really shouldn't refuse to carry (sunshine swordsman) (look at a modern one, and "line" and "de" have two meanings).
I once made a pair of clever pairs, referring to the national football team.
those who know "enough" are not happy. Look at ten people and nine stops, eight crooked and seven twisted, six five hearts, and the war horse generation can discharge four, three, two and one.
There are all kinds of "balls". I' m constantly changing, with five people and six people, and I' m still striving for 789 in Asia.
If the level is limited, it's just a joke, but it's much worse than the above. If it's true, don't mention it.
Note: 1. Madai is Maldives. 2. The 4-3-2-1 array is one of the 4-3-3 attack formations.
ok, that's all. What aspect are you talking about? Or refers to the humorous association. Just write down a few pictures that I think are fun and difficult for your reference.
Five hundred arhats cross the river, and there are thousands of Buddhas on the banks of the river.
a beautiful woman is opposite to the moon, and there are two beautiful women in the world.
there is no phase inside, and there is no general outside, so we have to make friends with each other. What will happen in the future?
heaven is difficult, but earth is difficult to measure, which is the imperial measure, and quantity is just as well.
It's very cold, and the eaves of first frost become light snow;
Daylight Dragon Boat Festival, see Chongyang at Qingming Underwater. (Dragon Boat Festival, also explained at noon)
Pulsatilla, with a spurge, crossed the sea and fought against Equisetum equisetum for lilies, and returned to the DPRK, worthy of being an old general;
the red lady, with gold hairpin and silver flower, is five times better than peony and peony, and Cistanche deserticola becomes a nun, just like a mica fairy. (except for conjunctions, they are basically Chinese medicine names)
Hungry chickens steal rice and children beat them up; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs. (Chinese characters can't be pinyin, which will collapse if they are pinyin)
Cold water, one, two, three; ("ice")
lilacs, with a hundred heads, a thousand heads and ten thousand heads ("ten thousand" is a traditional Chinese character, grass head).
Peach leaves, grape leaves, herbs, woody;
osmanthus fragrans, roses, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance. (The reason why "absolute" is absolutely unique is that you feel that the existence of the first part is accidental, and there can still be such a wonderful second part.)
The cash machine is stuck and will be closed (a plum blossom)
Taxis really shouldn't refuse to carry (sunshine swordsman) (look at a modern one, and "line" and "de" have two meanings).
I once made a pair of clever pairs, referring to the national football team.
those who know "enough" are not happy. Look at ten people and nine stops, eight crooked and seven twisted, six five hearts, and the war horse generation can discharge four, three, two and one.
There are all kinds of "balls". I' m constantly changing, with five people and six people, and I' m still striving for 789 in Asia.
If the level is limited, it's just a joke, but it's much worse than the above. If it's true, don't mention it.
Note: 1. Madai is Maldives. 2. The 4-3-2-1 array is one of the 4-3-3 attack formations.
ok, that's all. The autumn wind of the steed is in the north, and the spring rain of apricot blossoms is in the south of the Yangtze River.
I can't help it, but I feel familiar with Yan's return.
the reunion of the flowers and the flowers will increase the number of years; If it's interesting, there are only some spoofs here, all of which are made by Xiao Zhu, to give you joy! ~: could there have been a frost already?, falling to the ground into powder cream, lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, flying to Gongjiang Songzhu Mei's old cold three friends Mei Tao Li Xing Mei took the lead in the wind, rain and reading, and the sound was heard;
I care about everything in the family, state affairs and the world. Wind, rain, reading, sound in the ear;
I care about everything in the family, state affairs and the world. 1. The banter between Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the river, and he found out:
The dog gnawed at a monk's bone on the river;
Fo Yin calmly threw a fan with Su Shi's poems on it on the river to the sun:
Poems on the east slope of water (corpse).
2. Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?
when the earth is the pipa road and the string is used, which one can play?
3. When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a pair of couplets;
The door was against a thousand bamboo sticks, but the family kept it in thousands of books.
The landlord was upset, so he cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:
The door was short against a thousand bamboo sticks, but the family kept it in thousands of books.
The landlord was even more upset, so he cut all the bamboo sticks, and Jie Jin changed it to:
The door was short of a thousand bamboo sticks, but the family kept it in thousands of books.
4.
Jie Jin's long greeting:
Thank you for your words, and thank the king.
5. Maitreya's couplets:
A big belly can accommodate things that are hard to accommodate in the world;
Laugh when you open your mouth, and you know the ridiculous people in the world.
6. Su Xiaomei, Su Shi's sister, is also quite talented. One day, Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, but she happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in bed, so she made fun of him:
Peony in a cigarette cage.
Su Xiaomei remembered the way he saw him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled:
Shui Piao gourd.
7. A cold guest coughs in the summer.
It means that a chicken is hungry and steals rice and is beaten by a child with a bamboo tube. The mouse was startled by the guest's cough while enjoying the cool air on the beam. The beauty lies in the overlapping words with the same sound.
8. Wang Xizhi's handwriting was so good that he had to put up couplets outside the door on New Year's Eve, and all of them were stolen. So he wrote a pair of couplets:
It never rains but it pours.
So unlucky, of course, no one dared to steal them.
Unexpectedly, he called when it was almost time. Jia Dao's drunkenness is not a fake.-An interesting couplet made with the names of celebrities.
1. The scholar went to Beijing to take the exam, and when the travelling expenses were exhausted, the shop owner asked him to go out for free. When he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he gave him:
rice noodles for eight cents
The scholar was right:
a thousand miles heavy (medium) gold ...
I care about everything in the family, state affairs and the world.
if you can attack the heart, you will be self-defeating, and you will know from ancient times that soldiers are not belligerent;
if you don't judge the situation, it will be wrong to be lenient and strict. Later, you should think deeply about how to govern Shu.
frown coldly at a thousand fingers,
bow your head and be a willing ox.
Where there is a will, there is a way to cross the rubicon. After all, Qin Guan belongs to Chu.
Those who work hard can swallow Wu with three thousand armor.
when a fake is true, it is also true.
There is nothing but inaction.
the sea is falling towards each other;
the clouds are long, long, long and long.