Watermelon, big walnut, small watermelon, sweet walnut, bitter cotton, more soybeans and less cotton, soft soybeans

Apple big pear small apple sweet pear acid, banana big citrus small banana soft citrus acid. In this parody, "the apple is big and the pear is small" and "the banana is big and the citrus is small" describe the size contrast of the two fruits, while "the apple is sweet and the pear is sour" and "the banana is soft and the citrus is sour" describe the taste.