A funny poem about eating noodles

1. The ancient poem about eating noodles is 1. A cup of soup cake has messy silver lines and countless Artemisia branches. Huang Tingjian's Crossing the Mountain Village in Song Dynasty

A cup of noodles is scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

2, a cup of phlegm, Lao tze abdominal distension. "Eat beautiful noodles when you are hungry in the morning" by Lu You in Song Dynasty.

A bowl of noodles makes my stomach swell.

Rudder: that is, face. Swelling: Also called "swelling". Abdominal swelling, generally refers to swelling.

3. I really want to be a soup cookie, but I'm worried about writing the wrong book. Song Su Shi's Congratulations to Brother He and Zhang Zi

Interpretation: I wanted to serve soup cakes to my guests, but I was worried about spelling the word "making mistakes" wrong.

4. The soup cake was given to Dewey, and the ice cube won the prize. Liu Yuxi's Thought of Cuiwei Temple in Tang Dynasty

Interpretation: Give the soup cake to the Taishi, and let it cool out.

5. I want to go to soup cakes. When can I buy mutton wine? Yuan Haowen's Four Sons of Yang Huanran (Part Two) From the Late Jin Dynasty to Mongolia

Interpretation: I want to be a guest who eats noodles. When can I buy sheep-weighed wine?

6, drunk makes the king soup cake bureau, the child keeps a diary at home. Yuan Haowen's Four Poems "The Son of Yang Huanran" from the Late Jin Dynasty to Great Mongolia

Interpretation: Drink more of this soup and cake bureau, and children will remember all the families here in the future.

In ancient times, noodles were originally called "cakes", and "boiled cakes" and "boiled cakes" are the first examples of Chinese noodles-"cakes, also, noodles are combined" (quoted from Liu Xi's explanation of the name), which means that food made by mixing flour and water is called "cakes"; Noodles or dough cooked in water are also called "cakes".

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Crossing the Earth"

Baidu Encyclopedia-Longing for Food and Delicious Noodles

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Congratulations to Gudi Zhangzi"

Baidu Encyclopedia-"Feeling of Cuiwei Temple"

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2. Poem about noodles 1, Crossing the Mountain Village-Huang Tingjian in Song Dynasty

A cup of soup cake has a messy silver thread, and Artemisia has several tendons and a horizontal hairpin.

Noodles are scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

2. "Hungry for delicious noodles"-Degree in Song Dynasty-Land Travel

It's not easy to know if Su Tuo confessed.

I don't know the difference between noodles made with scallion oil and those provided in the sky.

3, "Jiangdong Zhi Zhu Ci"-Answer to Shen Lu in Ming Dynasty

Red incense thinly peels Yingge's mouth, and tender fresh soup and jade noodles.

Carefully peel off the red and fragrant water bamboo, just like Ying Ge said. Tender and white, skillfully making fresh soup, fragrant version of jade mixed noodles.

4. The gift of Zhang Qin, a scholar in the Tang Dynasty-Liu Yuxi

Give a toast to eating soup cakes with Kirin.

The family that just gave birth to a boy held a banquet, raised chopsticks and ate noodles together to celebrate.

5, "The mistake in the DPRK, Mr. Quan Chan is old and difficult to treat"-Zhu Dunru in the Song Dynasty

Fat onions are thin, sesame oil is slow, and soup cakes are like silk.

Chop green onions and cook in sesame oil. Noodles are like silk.

3. The poem about longevity noodles is 1, passing through the earth thatched cottage-Song Dynasty: Huang Tingjian.

The south wind lifts up day by day, and sometimes I like the north wind to carry me.

A cup of soup cake with messy silver thread and countless Artemisia.

The south wind blows the indulgence rod every day, just like the north wind blows, I want to travel far.

Noodles are scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

2, longevity noodles-modern: Yang Sixiang

Fresh crucian carp are connected by flesh and blood, a bowl of longevity noodles is heated, and Chun Qing hides in the long noodles, slowly telling the old love.

Fresh crucian carp is flesh and blood again and again, a bowl of longevity noodles is heated, and Chun Qing hides in his long face, slowly telling the nostalgia of the past.

3. Four poems of Zhi Zhu in Jiangdong in Ming Dynasty: Shen Lu.

The bright moon hangs high over the Yangdushu Bridge, and the cooked wine in the west of the bridge is a good night.

Red incense thinly peels Yingge's mouth, and tender fresh soup and jade noodles.

The moon shines on the weeping willow Dushu Bridge, and the west of the bridge cooks wine late.

Carefully peel off the red fragrant water bamboo, just like Brother Ying said. Tender and white, skillfully making fresh soup and mixed noodles with fragrant jade.

4. Congratulations on the birth of an ancient brother-Song Dynasty: Su Shi

All night long, I just watched the second chick in Summer Xu.

I really want to be a soup cookie, but I am worried about writing the wrong book.

The bride who joined the army is an enemy, and a big man is happy.

I never know English, so I'll try to teach you how to call it.

The lush aerobic night spreads and begins your second meeting with Xu.

I really want to make soup cookies, but I have to worry about writing wrong "playing with books"

Brides who join the army are equal, and there are many in langxi.

I never knew anything about English, so I tried to cry and see what would happen.

Eating noodles when you are hungry is an American drama-Song: Lu You.

Have a glass of oyster sauce and grease the onion in your hand.

Su Tuo's confession in heaven is not easy to know.

A bowl of ginger and garlic noodles is made into noodle soup by hand, which is different from the shortbread provided in heaven.

4. What 1 poems describe "noodles" are American dramas when you are hungry?

Author: Lu You

Have a glass of oyster sauce and grease the onion in your hand.

Su Tuo's confession in heaven is not easy to know.

A bowl of ginger and garlic noodles is made into noodle soup by hand, which is different from the shortbread provided in heaven.

2. The fourth of four Zhi Zhu Ci poems in Jiangdong.

Ming Dynasty: Shen Lu

The bright moon hangs high over the Yangdushu Bridge, and the cooked wine in the west of the bridge is a good night. Red incense thinly peels Yingge's mouth, and tender fresh soup and jade noodles.

The moon shines on the weeping willow Dushu Bridge, and the west of the bridge cooks wine late. Carefully peel off the red fragrant water bamboo, just like Brother Ying said. Tender and white, skillfully making fresh soup and mixed noodles with fragrant jade.

Step 3 walk through the hut

Song Dynasty: Huang Tingjian

The south wind lifts up day by day, and sometimes I like the north wind to carry me.

A cup of soup cake with messy silver thread and countless Artemisia.

The south wind blows the indulgence rod every day, just like the north wind blows, I want to travel far. Noodles are scattered in the bowl like silver thread, and several pieces of Artemisia selengensis are placed horizontally on the noodles like Hosta.

4. Daoxiao Noodles

Shanxi proverb

A leaf fell into the pot, a leaf floated, a leaf left the water, and a knife came out.

Whitebait falls into the water and turns into white waves, and willow leaves ride under the treetops with the wind.

The noodles cut by the knife are put into the pot one by one, and the noodles are cut off one by one. In the pot, white waves are turned up like whitebait falling into the water, and willow leaves ride on the treetops under the wind.

It's beautiful to eat noodles when you are hungry.

Song luyou

One cup of limulus makes my stomach swell.

Sitting under a thatched roof for a day, the camellia is not ripe.

A bowl of noodles makes my stomach swell. Sitting under the thatched eaves, the camellia is not ripe yet.

5. Who can help me think of some funny sentences that scold noodles? Please pay attention to the cold air in transit and keep warm.

What kind of flour are you made of, buckwheat or refined flour? You look pale. I wonder if it will cause diarrhea?

I heard that noodles are rich in vitamin B, but I didn't expect you to have connotation. Sorry, I misjudged you before (slapping you on the shoulder), so you are 2B.

Abdominal incision! I want to make you a bowl of Lamian Noodles!

Hey, Mr. Noodles, I also want beef soup. Remember to put onions. Sorry = = I'm incoherent.

Haha, in fact, you are a handsome boy, right? You are a noodle man from beautiful boy.

6. Funny sentences about eating 1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

2. Who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard! I have a green dragon and a white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist. There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you? The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe! 6. I am not only lucky, but also athlete's foot.

7. Push me again and I'll play dead for you! 8. Hey, say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't. 9. There is a way to do it first in Shushan and learn how to cook porridge in the endless sea.

10. Relax, I'm not a good person ... 1 1. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow! 12. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me! 13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations! 14. You ignored me, so I'm a dog? 15. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian! 16. Can't you reach it? Try to step on your right foot with your left foot ... 17. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died! 18. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... I started ... Actually, I ... told you, actually, I like my own ... 19. Do you want water, water or water? You choose! 20. If you like, I'll buy it for you ... (after realizing that the other person is angry) Oh, no, it's "brother, I'll buy it for you!" " 2 1. What's the use of handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn. 22. Can you say stealing about a scholar? 23. Damn it, don't ask single men such questions! 24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital! 25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you really succeeded! 28. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough ... 29. The feet of three cobblers stink to death.

30. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves ... 3 1. One cut thyroid hormone, the other cut. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me.

As soon as she laid the egg, we broke it immediately and never let the principal and parents know! 33. I won't tell you if I kill you. You haven't played the honey trap yet! 34. A: Where to eat? I have no money. B: Let's eat out. I'll treat you to a hose.

35. a: it's hard to swallow this evil spirit without paying. B: Then how can I let you die? 36. I not only have a car, but also my own! 38. See if there is anything left. 39. Is this blind man blind? 40. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.

4 1. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry, there is nothing wrong! 42. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red. 43. Do your homework! 44. Have you done your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still hot under my ass ... Do you want it? So you're here.

45. Mirrors always reflect light! 46. How much is this pair of shoes? 47. I was really blind at the beginning.

7. Famous sayings, humorous sketches, idioms, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets, allusions, etc. I'm almost full, and the whole family is not worried.

Measure your stomach and your clothes. -"Wen Zi"

A day's taboo makes you hungry. -Health tips

Excessive drinking hurts the body, and overeating hurts the stomach. -Folk proverbs

The foundation of life must be supported by food. -"Give the party a thousand dollars."

Eat less, but don't want to eat more. -"Medical Theory"

Don't be ignorant, just eat half full, and don't drink too much three minutes ago. -"Shou Shi Bao Yuan"

Don't eat when you are angry, eat when you are not angry, drink cold when you are drunk, and lie down when you are full. -"Reading Yao Yuan"

Eat early, eat slowly, eat little, eat lightly and eat soft. -Turn the stone into gold.

Breakfast is light and early, lunch is thick and full, and dinner needs to be eaten less. If you can do this often, you will be sick until you are old. -"The Fairy Classic"

If you want to eat less, your heart will be clearer and your years will be richer; The more you eat, the more blocked your heart will be, and the harder the years will be. -Shen

If you want to live forever, your intestines will always be clear; If you want to live forever, there is nothing in your intestines. -Shen

The diet should be light and omnivorous; Vegetarian, no overeating; Slow food is better, coarse food is better; Fresh food is wonderful, and gluttony is taboo; Light tea is a friend, warm tea is appropriate. -Folk proverbs

Allusions: Jiaozi:

According to legend, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Zhang Zhongjing, a "medical sage", served as the magistrate of Changsha, then resigned and returned to his hometown. Just in time for the winter solstice, he saw that the people in Nanyang were hungry and cold, and their ears were frostbitten. At that time, typhoid fever was prevalent and many people died. Zhang Zhongjing summed up the clinical practice of the Han Dynasty for more than 300 years, so he set up a medical shed in the local area and set up a cauldron. He made mutton, pepper and herbs for dispelling cold and warming up into ear-shaped dough bags, cooked them and gave them to the poor together with soup and food. People eat from the solstice of winter to New Year's Eve, fighting typhoid fever and curing frozen ears. Since then, villagers and future generations have imitated it, calling it "jiaozi Ear" or "jiaozi", and some places called it "flat food" or "instant noodle jiaozi". After gradually forming a custom, you can't help eating jiaozi on holidays. 1400 years of history has made jiaozi take root in the hearts of ordinary people. Jiaozi gradually became the spokesman of China's diet.