During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.
Xiaochun Tang Meng's beauty and integrity made me wake up relaxed and happy this morning, but I couldn't sleep at night. I went online to look for it (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)
Looking for a beautiful woman in the chat room of Tang Du Fu on the meeting Li Guinian got off the river and asked Q to soak in M S N, which is exactly the person I want to see in a good landscape engineering school (hey hey, Lord Shi Sheng is ambitious).
Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji
Tang Hanyu went to Beili and Xiao Yu was as crisp as a beauty, but it was a sad thing for a year. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )
Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty in Baidicheng, and he liked to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness, and he couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death (Shi Xian seemed to meet a carnivorous Amen).
Walking in the mountains, Tang Du Mu walked to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Path, oblique white clouds. She and I thought the princess would be a dinosaur and meet a frog (wow, it's Du Mu again, it seems that we really have feelings)
The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis saw it on the Internet, with a chubby face and a long waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )
I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology, chatting every day, damn it. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )
Jiang Nan Chun Tang Du Mu met in the green chat, and the heart gradually became empty. How many dinosaurs were among them? (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )
Seeing Wang Wei, the second envoy of the Yuan Dynasty, off, was disappointed and heartbroken in the rainy morning. I advise you not to find a net friend to become a monk again, and go to Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~).
Li Bai's hilarious ancient poem Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. {Reward Li Bai}-Wang Bai doesn't give money by boat, which makes Wang Lun very busy. Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout. Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls? Wang Lun replied: I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW's vibrating ball has also been exchanged for money. Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms? Li Bai was very embarrassed to hear this, and replied: The scenery was gone in those days, and poor lakes and mountains ran around. Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny. Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: people's poems are full of thunder, and the world is always at his feet. Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses! Li Bai, embarrassed in face, could only humbly answer: Thunder blew the sound of no rain, and the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years. It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea. Wang Lun was unhappy when he saw Li Bai pretending to be pathetic: he knew bad karma, and he was a citizen, but you drank all day. No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry. Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn. It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun? Wang Lun was even more unhappy to see Li Bai's death: it was really too white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre. The ass is slapped, the legs are lifted, and Wang Lun has three meals!
"Wochun" and "I am stupid" listen to flowers in the dark. I have no culture and hate the bottom. My IQ is very low, and it sounds like water from a distance. If you want to ask who I am, I can easily get in touch with Chun Lv. A big donkey. The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, and the shore is dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
The exam was so focused that countless candidates bent down. Unfortunately, Qin Huang Hanwu lost his literary talent slightly, so Tang Zongsong had to copy it. A generation of arrogant Genghis Khan finally handed in a blank sheet of paper. The past is over, and the romantic figures are all over again.
When does the water tune song head (homework edition) rest? I don't know when I can finish my homework tonight. I want to throw away my homework, but I'm afraid I'll be fined a hundred times and I won't finish copying it. Starting to write shadows is like going to hell. Go home and do your homework. You can't sleep at night. There should be no hatred. Homework is often like a hill, people have joys and sorrows, but there is no shortage of homework, and homework will never be finished. I hope people will play games for a long time.
I would like to know you, the mountains have no edges, and heaven and earth are in harmony, but I dare to die with you! I am full of thinking that if I marry a person with a heart, I can love each other and be happy forever. Han; Zhuo Wenjun's "Ballad of a White Head" won't die, but he would rather be a mandarin duck than a fairy. Tang; Lu Although I don't have the wings of a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of a unicorn. Tang; Li Shangyin's Untitled said, we hope to fly in the sky, two birds will become one and grow together on the ground, and the two branches of a tree ... the earth will last forever, and the sky will last forever; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever! Tang; Bai Juyi's "Song of Eternal Sorrow" was long before I met her, but it was longer than when we parted. The east wind started and a hundred flowers blossomed. Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. Tang; Li Shangyin's Untitled Once the sea was difficult for water, but it was amber forever. Hurried through the flowers, lazy to look back; This reason is partly because of the ascetic monk, and partly because of who you used to be. Tang; Yuan Zhen's "From Thinking" is sunny in the east and rainy in the west. Tang; Liu Yuxi's Zhuzhici is full of flowers. Is it, even the bright flame of love, only ashes? . Tang; Li Shangyin's "Untitled" candle was thoughtful and left, crying for others until dawn. Tang; Du Mu's Farewell When those red berries come in spring, they blush on your southern branches. May you bear more pain as a symbol of our love. Wang Wei's Acacia
A bowl of soup and a drink before bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I bowed my head and tore my crotch. Lipper
Female teacher: "There are three birds on the wire. You shot one of them with an air gun. How many are there on the wire? " Peter: "There is nothing left." Female teacher: "Why?" Peter: "Because the other two were frightened by the gunfire and flew away." Female teacher: "There should be two left in math." But I really like your idea. Peter: "Teacher, I have a question for you." "Three women bought a popsicle in the park, one licking, one biting and one eating. Which one do you think is married? " The female teacher thought for a moment, blushed and muttered, "I think it should be the one with food." Peter said proudly, "no, the one with the wedding ring." But I like your idea very much. "
No bathing in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Clap at night, I don't know how many people died.
well
I often think of Xiting and indulge in the sunset, and I don't know where to go.
Go home late at night and wander deep into the alley.
Vomiting caused the crowd to vomit.
Xijiang month
The bright moon is not surprised, and the breeze rings at midnight.
There is a dream of a bumper harvest in Taoxiang, and the car is broken.
There are seven or eight stars in the sky, and it rains in front of the building at two or three.
The tranquility of the past is gone, and the sound of turning the road is still there.
Loushiming
There is not much money, just spend enough. If you don't have a big room, just connect to the Internet. This is a humble room.
Add something to the incense, put pictures on the wall, and the scenery enters the curtain. Xiaoxiao is a netizen, go
Come to Ding Bai. Can chat QQ, fight landlords, don't make a fuss, don't case.
The modeling of the work.
Zhuge Lu in Nanyang, Ting Yun Pavilion in Xishuzi, and Xia Liu said, What can be better than that?
Qinyuanchun-Exam:
Examination room scenery, thousands of miles of paper floating, Wan Li eye corner. Looking inside and outside the classroom, the scenery is very good, whispering, very lively, I want to compare with the examiner; If you need to come tomorrow, look at the exam results and congratulate each other. Cherish stereotyped writing and shake your head. Rote memorization is very distressing. A generation of pride, pride of the times, cheating in exams. The past is the past. Count the romantic masters and look at the present.
"Like a Dream" (incorrect test style)
I often remember cheating in exams, and the teacher is extremely beautiful;
Eyes seem to be everywhere, pick up the note on the ground;
Weird, weird, and punished.
As soon as the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a willing cow;
Looking back, the math teacher can ask for six dollars six times;
The English teacher turned around, sorry and added thank you;
When the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline;
When the physics teacher turned around, a lever moved the earth;
When the biology teacher looked back, the night clouds were horribly low;
As soon as the geography teacher turned around, hundreds of great rivers swam over;
As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to put the shot put;
As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Daiyu could also play football.
As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he came to the catwalk with scrap metal;
As soon as the music teacher turned around, an earthquake of magnitude 8 blew up the earth;
As soon as the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa became romantic.
Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year.
Bottom line: I'd rather have no personality than fail.
Horizontal batch: I just want to go!
"Sleep in class": Hard head will never arrive, even if your mouth is full of water.
When is the autumn moon in the spring flowers of Young Beauty? How much do you know about the exam? Last night, the classroom was graded again, and the results will be unbearable in the middle of next month. Last time I was particularly nervous today, I just changed the topic. Asking when I can graduate is like a stagnant pool.
The sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob the bank at once.
A Tsinghua MM wrote:
Walking at dusk one day, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and just wanted to bow his head and hit a tree.
Tsinghua boys follow:
One day, in the depths of self-study, I saw a girl hit a tree, vomited, vomited, and dinosaurs dared to feel good.
Another student posted that:
Recently, I had an adventure at dusk. I saw two people vomiting, pretending to be cool, pretending to be cool, and accidentally bumped into a tree.
The fourth poster:
One day, I was walking around the house when I suddenly saw three people vomiting. Why? why? Just because they are all in Shui Mu.
Another strongman followed:
Wandering around Shui Mu when you have nothing to do, I was shocked to hear that four people hit a tree. I was angry, angry, and punished you for planting trees.
The sixth poster:
Four people planted trees that day, and one supervised. Too cruel, too cruel, too horrible.
Beijing University GG also came to join in the fun:
When I was wandering on the Internet, I suddenly heard someone vomiting, laughing, laughing, and a student from Shui Mu bumped into a tree! ! If you hit a tree, you have to plant it, and the punishment will be repeated. Why not build roads in Peking University?
New "Humble Room Inscription"
If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual.
I am a classroom, and I am the only leisure. Novels spread quickly and magazines are frequently turned over.
Think about playing chess and watching movies. Good at copying homework and hunting for strange news.
Without the noise of books, there is no trouble in learning. This is not a dance floor,
Comparable to the amusement hall, I said to myself, "Mix a diploma."
This is a sentence written by a child to the emperor of mathematics, named "The Legend of Jiangchengzi Ge Jun": When I got the test paper, I felt cold, I felt nervous, I forgot the formula, I felt deja vu, but the solution was unknown and vector geometry was ambiguous. Looking at the sequence, I cried a thousand lines. Two hours later, I walked out of the examination room and saw my classmates. I was so sad that I was ashamed to meet my parents. I stayed until the teacher handed out papers and went to the cemetery to drink arsenic.
Changed "Return to the Garden"
No rules, love to eat and play. I've been in the wrong book network for twelve years. Birds love the blue sky and we miss our childhood. In the reading classroom, in order not to farm. The textbook is 100 Yu Ben, and the thesis is Qian Qian. The pain returned to Xia Han, but before class. My eyes are dim and my ass is smoking. There are more troubles, and people have become crazy. Who knows that a student's heart is not empty resentment.