Du Fu and Li Bai are two of the most famous and accomplished poets in China. They had deep friendship and mutual appreciation before their death. This article provides you with a scene of swearing in Li Bai and Li Bai's poems!
Du Fu and Li Bai's comments on funny poems;
Li Bai: The early autumn is full at night. Last year, he lent me 20 thousand yuan.
Du Fu: Frogs croak in a clear pond. I don't know about it.
Li Bai: Green water and fertile fields, fragrant rice and flowers. Don't pretend with me.
Du Fu: The green willows on the hillside reflect the clear spring, and the old debts have been paid.
Li Bai: Qianshan is always in love. I can't do it without paying back the money.
Du Fu: Waterfalls and springs don't stop flowing. What if I don't pay you back?
Li Bai: Two orioles sing green willows. If you don't pay me back, you are a dog.
Du Fu: A flower in an evergreen tree dares to call me a bastard.
Li Bai: The Yangtze River flows eastward. Why are you so awesome?
Du Fu: The Great Wall will not fall. Brothers mixing with society is tricky.
Li Bai: Don't mess with me, or I will hurt you.
Du Fu: Boy, don't be crazy with me, or I'll let you die.
Li Bai: The Yellow River is rolling forward. If you don't agree with us, then do it.
Du Fu: The sun is like fire, and the breeze blows on your face, no matter who the fighter is afraid of. (Li Bai rolls up his sleeves and Du Fu picks up a kitchen knife to fight. )
Related reading Li Bai's super funny poems:
Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.
Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.
{Li Bai} Wang Lun
Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.
Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill!
It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:
There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.
Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?
Wang Lun turned to:
It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.
Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?
Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:
When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.
Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.
Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:
Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.
Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!
Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:
Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.
It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.
Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:
I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.
No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!
Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.
Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.
It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?
Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.
It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.
A pat on the ass, a lift on the leg, Wang Lun has three meals!
Li Bai's super funny ancient poems
Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.
Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.
{Li Bai} Wang Lun
Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.
Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill!
It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:
There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.
Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?
Wang Lun turned to:
It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.
Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?
Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:
When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.
Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.
Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:
Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.
Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!
Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:
Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.
It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.
Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:
I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.
No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!
/sjdq/
Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.
Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.
It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?
Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.
It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.
A pat on the ass, a lift on the leg, Wang Lun has three meals!
Guang Guang, the foot of my bed is shining so brightly.
Li Bai opened the small window.
XX is full of light.
I have a fever all over my head
Quiet night poem
The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,
Li Bai opened the window.
Encountered x-rays,
I lost all my teeth.
Wo Chun, I'm stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore.
Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.
Back to Li Bai and Wang Lun
Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.
Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill!
It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:
There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.
Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls?
Wang Lun turned to:
It is said that Li Bai is, and BMW, Jane and Qiu are also bought with money.
Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms?
Hearing this, the Li Bai was very embarrassed and answered:
When the scenery was no longer there, into the badlands ran wildly.
Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.
Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai a little face:
Dude, Shilei exploded, and the world will never be at your feet.
Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses!
Li Bai due to face, can only humbly replied:
Much thunder and little rain, the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.
It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.
Wang Lun pathetic looking at li bai, the in the mind not so happy:
I know bad karma is also *, but you are drunk all day.
No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!
Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.
Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.
It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun?
Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death.
It's really white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre.
A pat on the ass, a lift on the leg, Wang Lun has three meals!
The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,
Grandma cooks chicken soup.
Put some rat poison,
Everyone's dead!
There are two poems in Du Fu's Passers-by, which actually describe the bride's confession of chastity to the groom on their wedding night.
The old lady didn't sweep the flower path for the guests. Today, it's only for you. Chai Men hasn't opened it for you yet, but it will open it for you today.
Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,
Kicked off the boat.
Flying down from 3,000 feet,
I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
A limerick:
Lorenz fu
In an electron magnetic field,
Lorentz force does not do work.
Never regret it,
It doesn't matter if it really works.
( 1)
Spring Morning
Sleeping in the spring.
Mosquito bites are everywhere.
Clap at night.
I don't know how many people died.
(2)
Xiaochun second generation
Sleeping in the spring.
Mosquito bites are everywhere.
Dichlorvos at night
I don't know how many people died. .......
Don't wash your feet in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and bear comes to see where you are going at night.
Wanglushan Waterfall
Rizhao incense burner produces smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.
My mouth is watering 3 thousands of feet, and I have no money when I touch my pocket.
Thoughts in the dead of night
The moonlight shone in front of the window, and Li Bai slept soundly.
My tooth fell out when I was exposed to X-rays.
When eating fish fillets, you should coat them with oil.
The fisherman kicked Li Bai off the boat without paying him.
Li Bai was not the only one who died in the Peach Blossom Pond in thousands of feet.
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