The jingle about swearing.

1, the east is not bright, and the west is bright, forcing you to be like you. 2. On March 8th Women's Day, the male students were furious, and the female students wore high heels and kicked the male students to death. It snowed heavily on Sunday morning, and the old garbage collectors lined up. When the captain gave the order, they rushed to the garbage dump, and all the smelly shoes and socks were stuffed into their mouths. 4, your mother shed tears when she was laid off, and * * went into the nightclub to eat and sleep with people. The salary has doubled! 5. Without me, your mother's B is locked. Stay with me, your mother's b will breathe fire!

6. Your eyes are like two stars on the horizon: one big and one small; Just like the moon on 16, there is more white and less black. 7. Does your wife know that the paper is so bad? 8. The smarter and kinder a person is, the more virtues he sees in others; The more stupid and vicious a person is, the more shortcomings he sees in others. 9. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. 10, so-and-so is good, so-and-so is bad, so-and-so is my belt, so-and-so head is like the earth, there are mountains, waters and rivers, and finally there are smelly pits. 1 1, runny nose like vermicelli. Noodles, bullshit, your mother is chocolate. 12, * *, labor and capital, you are not qualified to say 13, knowing that you are ugly and dare to go out for a walk. You don't lose face, your parents lose face for you, your parents don't lose face, and I lose face for your parents.

But don't swear, be a civilized boy.