How to satirize some bad behaviors of others with humorous language?

Strong: Keupai was dumped by a girl 45 times and is still alive.

People are also very nice: 36 of the 45 girls and Qiu Pai's last words are "You are so kind.

It's good. "

For example, cleanliness: there are many fish in the sea, so you can't take a bath every day! Keupai took off his clothes ~ ~ ~ ~

Love animals: Therefore, there are many "Xiao Qiang" in Keer's family.

Enthusiasm for others: suitable for all ages!

Decisive in doing things: Kerr sent the bill immediately after buying things, and Kerr sent it to eat when he was hungry.

Courage: Keupai has taken the initiative to help some mm zip up their backs.

Save water: crepes always don't wash their hands after defecation.

Regard money as parents: Cretes often say, I love my parents.

Don't hit a person when he is down: people used many methods to save his friend from the well. A friend said he wanted to see his girlfriend. Finally, Cook sent his girlfriend away without saying anything.

Compassion: Colpie planned a plan to make a friend fall in love, so that he and Colpie felt the same way. This is sympathy.

Heart! !

Sunny: So Keupai is as black as carbon.

Tolerance: Crete people are a little nearsighted.

Strong understanding: in the experience of being dumped, a girl dragged Kipai to the suburbs and slowly inserted the roses sent by Kipai into a piece of wild manure, and Kipai immediately understood. Before she said I wouldn't dislike you, Qi Pai left!

Perseverance: I chatted with my friends in the teahouse for six hours, and my friends finally paid the bill!

Very romantic: roses, red wine, violinist, candles, and a pack of Master Kong.