2. I am too good to look!
3. Ouch, your drum training class has started. Six years later, there is only one student, and that person is still your wife!
Ouch, your singer is like eating a plastic bag!
5, ouch, your break dance is so far away, you think the hanger is crazy!
Cai Ming: On the day our quadrangle was demolished, your pigeons had diarrhea in my car!
Pan Changjiang: How can you remember what happened five years ago? Didn't you just shit on the roof of the car? Why don't you just clean it?
Cai Ming: I drive a convertible! Besides, it's all over the windshield. When the wiper blows, it's, uh, even. Out of the alley, I was shocked!
Pan Changjiang: What? Did you hit my triple jump?
Cai Ming: Are those three hops yours?
Pan Changjiang: Ah!
Cai Ming: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Why aren't you up there?
7. I want to celebrate the New Year, and it's time to eat moon cakes when I send them out.
8. I'm the buyer, Wang Tieta, and I got a bad review by mistake recently. I can't tell purple from yellow because I'm color blind.
9. Pan Changjiang: Why the green one?
Cai Ming: Just because I am color blind.
10: Cai Ming: Let Taco go, and Tieda will kiss my horse!
Pan Changjiang: Oh, what is it? Brother Tieta, cut me some slack!
Cai Ming: Is this a banner or a chat log?
1 1, Cai Ming: Last month, I bought a bedside lamp with voice control. It's time for bed, so I said, "Turn off the lights. Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn off the lights! " Still here.
Pan Changjiang: Will it stay on all night?
Cai Ming: Then I changed the password, and it went out.
Pan Changjiang: What are you yelling about?
Cai Ming: Honey, unplug the bolt!
Pan Changjiang: It's too cheat people. Give him a bad review!
Cai Ming: I gave him a bad review.
Pan Changjiang: Happy! and then
Cai Ming: So the businessman is cleaning the lamp here!
13, I am kind, I endure!
14, I am kind, and I have to endure it again!
15, Pan Changjiang: Nothing, I'm not afraid of pricking!
Cai Ming: I'm afraid you'll stab me!
16, I ordered code L, but I sent code XXXXXXXL. With this, the aunts have become big sacks!
17, what should I do? Big sack! Big sack!
18, the bad review was cancelled, and my nose was swollen! Hey, give me a minute!
19, don't hang up, don't hang up (Pan Changjiang hangs the pennant on Cai Ming's painting). Okay, I gotta go.
20, life is endless, you are a nuisance!
2 1, kiss me at any time, hahaha! Oh, this reaction is sometimes poor!
Cai Ming: You are too optimistic! Still thinking about bad reviews! Pan Changjiang: Ah! ) I am ... "Outstanding" (one sleeve)!
23. Wipe the light twice and I will promise you? I am Aladdin!
24, live to pay, hahaha! Oh, the time difference on Mars is!
25. Pan Changjiang: Do you know what bad reviews mean to an online shop? That's like, I jumped into the swimming pool, which was a disaster!
Cai Ming: You can hardly dive into the washbasin!
I didn't mean to. I did.
Cai Ming: I clearly ordered a yellow skirt. Why did you give me a purple skirt?
Pan Changjiang: You can change it in different colors!
Cai Ming: Change? Why should I change it if it looks so good!
Pan Changjiang: Not bad. Why give bad reviews?
Cai Ming: I clearly ordered a yellow skirt. ....
Cai Ming: This is King Tower.
Pan Changjiang: What's the name of this screen?
Cai Ming: What's the matter? The doctor said I was short of iron!