Humorous jokes come from small animals.

Humorous jokes come from small animals.

1, Miss Gecko called the person introduced by others: "I heard that you are the CEO ..............................."

"Ha ha ha, I am indeed a lizard!" The other end of the phone said brightly.

2. Goats and pigs are getting married. The goat said to the pig, "Do you think you should lose weight? I'm afraid you're too fat to wear a wedding dress. "

Sister pig was not happy when she heard the boss's words, so she taught the goat not to be outdone: "Tell me about me. You see, you are sloppy all day and don't pay attention to personal hygiene. You don't pay attention to details at all Your beard is so long that you don't know how to shave. "

3. Duck went for an interview. The interviewer looked at his resume and said, you meet our requirements in all aspects, but I doubt whether you can adapt to our business. Duck: What exactly do you do? Goat: delicious duck neck.

4. Two jellyfish collided at the seaside. Jellyfish A: "What the hell! You can't swim with your eyes! " Jellyfish B: "What are eyes?" Jellyfish A: "I don't know. He called me that the last time I bumped into someone. " Jellyfish B: "Oh! That's it! "

The cat warmed the frozen mouse, and the mouse said to the cat with tears, "It's very kind of you to be a benefactor, and you will be rewarded." The cat said coldly, "I'm flattered!" " I just think you are too hard! "

6. When the owner is away, the parrot says to the puppy, "How about I teach you how to learn from others? The host will like you more then. "

Dog: "silly bird, if I can gossip like you, my master will definitely not let me go shopping with him." " "

7. Once upon a time, there were two pigs. A pig is very diligent. He gets up early and works in the fields at night, while the other pig is lazy and lives on a diligent pig. As the days passed, one day, the pig god went down the mountain and found these two little pigs. I saw the pig god growling at a diligent pig struck by lightning: "You fucking betrayed the soul of the pig!" "

8. A sparrow asked another sparrow while driving: Brother, you have been constipated for three days, and the millet is going to ferment in your stomach. The sparrow driving is also beginning to worry: Xiaomi will become wine when it is fermented, and we will be finished when we meet the traffic police.

9. Crabs have invested a lot in a certain place, and they can run wild and run red lights when they get a license to drive. The little donkey spent money to publish several papers and was awarded the senior title of "Maxima". Toad became a real estate tycoon. He said at the press conference, "Nothing tastes good, including swan meat." Crow learned to write with his ass, and he was called a famous calligrapher because he could only "doodle".

10, crayfish go home after blind date. Mother lobster said, "What happened to the tortoise? People have good health and long life. You don't have to worry about being a widow. The most important thing is to have a house to live in ... "The crayfish cried." What's delicious? " You have to be an asshole when you have a baby. When I take my children shopping, people will call me shrimp! "