1A This is our first time here.
B The first time.
A But we are also old friends with you.
B What’s wrong?
A Because we are often seen on TV.
B Everyone often watches our program.
A I just haven’t seen him face to face.
B There is no such opportunity.
A So everyone is very interested and want to get a ticket to see: What does this horse Ji look like?
B are all very concerned.
A Now take this opportunity to publicly exhibit it here.
B Huh? Where is the exhibition?
A Welcome to visit, please do not take it away!
B Hey! Who can hold it?
A There are performances in the front.
B Yes.
A The two of us are here to have a unique show.
B What program?
A Let’s have a sports competition here.
Where is B?
A is on this stage.
B Is it possible to exercise on this stage?
A We don’t engage in large-scale competitions.
B Then what are we competing for? Shall we play chess?
A can’t play chess, and everyone can’t see clearly when playing chess.
B Then, let’s play tug of war.
A Tug of war is a collective project.
B Then, let’s box.
A Boxing? It's not appropriate for either of us to fight the other.
B Then what are we competing for?
A Let’s brag in a competition.
B Hey! boast?
A Ah.
B Are you talking big words?
A Hey, this is an emerging competition event, and there are many braggarts at home and abroad.
B Really?
A There are many ways to brag. B How do you brag?
A. Those who blow straightforwardly, those who blow in a roundabout way, those who blow against each other, those who hold each other's hands, and those who blow the sea and the sky.
B Hey! There are many tricks.
A. Through today’s friendly competition, let’s outline the bragging faces and recommend them to everyone.
B Huh?
A. Learn whatever you like.
B. Has anyone learned this?
A We just want everyone to take a look.
B Yes. But I don't have much experience in bragging.
A: It doesn’t matter, once makes you familiar, twice will make you familiar. As long as you keep blowing, blow often, and blow hard, it won't take long before you can blow out of Asia and into the world.
B Huh? Did I call Asia?
A You should have confidence, your conditions are really good!
B What are my conditions?
A has a thick skin.
B Hey...who is it?
How about A?
B In this case, I will give it a try.
A Okay, then our bragging contest begins.
B OK, OK.
A Please sit down, everyone. If any of you here are interested in bragging, I welcome you to come and brag together.
B Don’t expand this team.
A Okay, now the bragging game begins, and athletes from both sides enter the venue.
B Is there an entrance ceremony?
A (learning to play)
B What kind of band is this?
A Wind accompaniment.
B Okay, let’s blow it all together.
A First, the seed player Zhao Yan will start!
B Okay! Me!
A Huh?
B I have never blown this stuff before.
If A wants to blow, let’s blow with all our strength.
B Of course, we still want to break the record.
A Yes.
B You want to brag!
A Huh?
B No one here is as good as me!
A This is a straightforward blow.
B I have been bragging for more than ten years.
A It’s not simple! Haha, have you been blowing it for more than ten years?
B Ah.
A I have been playing for more than 20 years.
B He is better than me. Now I have a unique skill in bragging.
A I have a secret recipe for bragging.
B I can blow the square into a round one.
A I can make short things grow.
B I can make the ugly look beautiful.
A I can make the dead come alive.
B Hey, you are so awesome.
A Blow!
B Let me tell you, our family is a bragging family.
A Let me tell you, our family comes from a bragging family.
B Our family is a bragging shop.
A Our family is a bragging factory.
B Our family is Bragging Co., Ltd.
A Our family is a big trust.
B Our family is the bragging center of the world.
A We...your center came from our family.
B Ouch! Can't compare. You can really blow!
A Blow!
B can’t compare!
A Blow! You will fail at the beginning! No way? Let's come again.
B Come.
A Let’s change things.
B What is it like?
A Let’s go around and blow!
B What does it mean to blow around?
A You blow on me, I blow on you, and the purpose of blowing is to improve yourself.
B Hoo! There are so many ways to brag.
A. All braggarts are like this! Come on, blow it!
B Ouch! Comrade Ma Ji. Your cross talk is so good.
A Where is it, Comrade Zhao Yan! Your cross talk is better than mine.
B No, no, you can be called a famous master, an authoritative master!
A You can’t say that. You can be said to be a new star and a representative of the new trend.
B Where, where! Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.
A Your cross talk is humorous and subtle.
B Your cross talk is really popular!
A Your cross talk can be said to be the best in contemporary times.
B Your cross talk is well-known to every household, women and children know it.
A Your cross talk can be said to be a masterpiece in the treasure house of humor in the world.
B Your cross talk makes people laugh and cry!
A Your cross talk is really a disaster!
B Huh? Where's the earthquake? Your cross talk social role is too great.
A Your cross talk has excellent social effect.
B Last time, a factory in the eastern suburbs caught fire. All the fire brigade in the city went to the fire, but they couldn’t put it out! I can't invite you to go, so you stand there and have a cross talk, watching the flames slip in and out, then go out. You've done a great job.
A: Okay, I am a cross talk guy who saves people.
B Okay.
A I would say your cross talk is more useful!
B What’s wrong?
A The cow in the western suburbs dairy farm is no longer producing milk. Later, I found you, but you were so tired that you blew on the cow regardless of your fatigue!
B Did you blow it?
A You just said it!
B Hey.
A said a cross talk, and the cow was so moved that milk flowed out from its eyes!
B Look!
A Wow! ……
B Okay! The gate is open here! Not only are you good at crosstalk! Your pen is awesome!
A Your pen skills are much better than mine!
B Yesterday I heard: You wrote eight articles in one night.
A I heard that you wrote three movie scripts last night.
B Your Chinese painting is so good!
A Your calligraphy is really amazing!
B Rongbaozhai doesn’t even dare to sell your traditional Chinese paintings to the public.
A Your calligraphy... the customs won’t allow it to be exported!
B Then why?
A is afraid of being embarrassed! Ha ha.
Is B cool? You are not only accomplished in literature! You are also an excellent athlete.
A You...am I still an athlete?
B Look, your body shape has become round without much exercise! Movement - movement - "circle".
A What kind of athlete am I?
B You are a gymnast.
A Yes, if I were not a gymnast, would I have such lines?
B Hey! He even admitted it!
A Yes, yes!
B Hey! A few days ago, you made up a set of difficult moves that Tong Fei and Li Ning couldn't do.
A How did you know?
B Can you hide this from me in the sports world?
A You introduce it to everyone.
B, tell me?
A Ah.
B What a difficult set of moves! It was Thomas on the pommel horse doing a full spin, then jumping to the uneven bars, leaping over the horizontal bars, doing a one-arm giant loop on the horizontal bars, and finally falling to the carpet, spinning 720 degrees, and then emerging from his arms. Here comes a big brazier.
A Oh, you are so good at boasting!
B Okay, ok, you are so good at blowing!
A I can’t beat you.
B What?
A You are indeed a rookie in the playing field.
B Where, where! Then I can't compare to you, a veteran in the playing field.
A Hey, you are better at bragging than bragging!
B Hey! You are a veteran who plays horses, and you can play two horses at once!
A You can’t say that, you are blowing behind the Yangtze River and blowing before it!
B Are you...? I have no words!
A Is it over again?
B Come again, come again!
A, here we come again, with another change.
B What will happen again?
A, I’m just kidding!
B What is borrowing?
A. Use other people’s words to brag about yourself!
B Okay! There are quite a few names.
A Come on!
B If you want to brag, you Ma Ji can’t do it!
A Ma Ji?
B Ah.
A Wait a minute! Is Ma Ji coming? Where is Ma Ji? Look for it! Is Ma Ji here too?
B Hey! This braggart can’t even find himself! Aren't you Ma Ji?
A No, I am not Ma Ji.
B Who are you?
A I am not worth mentioning.
B Who are you?
A I am the little "Zhao Yan".
B Hey, "Zhao Yan" is just a small one? Then you are "Zhao Yan", where have I been?
A How could I know?
B Who am I?
A Ouch! You are the respected Mr. Ma.
B Okay! Let's switch!
A Oh, Mr. Ma is really amazing. You are learned and talented. You are called a living encyclopedia.
Mr. Ma!
B This person is using someone else’s mouth to brag about himself! No, no, I, "Ma Ji", am far worse than you, "Zhao Yan". You, "Zhao Yan," know everything about astronomy and geography.
A You can’t say that. My little "Zhao Yan" is like a small witch when I see you.
B Where, where! I, "Ma Ji", shy away when I see you!
How about A? Is it over again? Not working again!
B Come again.
A This time we have a brighter future.
B The sea and sky are vast?
A. Blow whatever you want.
B Come on.
A Come on.
B Let me tell you! I am a very capable person!
What ability does A have?
B I can read with my ears and have great endurance.
A You didn’t ask me what I am capable of, did you?
B What abilities do you have?
A I often eat with my nose.
B Then I can look for minerals with my armpits.
A I can generate electricity with my throat.
B I can see people through the wall.
A I can see your money through your clothes.
B I’ll pay attention! Tell you! I had a high fever last night!
A I also had a high fever last night!
B I have a high fever of 67 degrees.
A I have a fever of ninety-four degrees.
B You are not afraid of being burned to death! "
A burns it!
B burns so well! Touch a corn kernel in your hand and turn it into popcorn with one hand.
A My fever is too severe.
What’s wrong with B?
When A got out of bed this morning, there were four big holes in the quilt!
B, you are very good at cooking!
A, you are very good at cooking.
B, I invited someone to dinner last night!
A, I invited someone to dinner last night!
How can I brag?
A, come on!
B, eat. It’s bad. I swallowed the chopsticks!
I swallowed the spoon and it got bad again! ! I bit off a piece of the plate.
I bit off a piece of the big bowl and it became spoiled! Yeah! I bit off the table!
I bit it off!
B? Can you handle it?
A, I am biting with my feet crossed!
Is it true?
I am a young person. p>
A, let me tell you, I matured too early.
B, I was admitted to college at the age of ten.
A, I graduated from college at the age of nine.
B and I got married when I was eight years old!
A and my child are thirteen.
How about that?
A doesn’t pay taxes anyway, so come on!
B, I’m telling you, I already have freckles when I’m six years old!
A. I have wrinkles on my forehead at the age of five!
I have a hunchback since I was four years old
I started growing a beard at the age of three!
I started growing a beard at the age of two! I'm balding!
A, I just gave birth and I retired!
B, this is not the case!
A, come and blow!
B, let me tell you, I am tall.
A, let me tell you, I am much taller than you.
B and I are two meters tall. Sixty-nine.
I am three meters sixty-nine.
B Are you that tall?
A Are you that tall?
B I expand and contract with heat and cold!
A I bulged due to thermal expansion and contraction.
B Then you are not as tall as me. I am as tall as the White Tower in Beijing.
A I am a head taller than the White Tower.
B I am still taller.
A I am tall.
B The plane flew from my waist.
A Satellite passed under my feet.
B I am tall.
A I am tall.
B The blue sky is above my head, and the earth cannot be higher than my feet!
A I...my upper lip is touching the sky and my lower lip is touching the ground!
B Huh? ! The upper lip is touching the sky and the lower lip is touching the ground?
A Ah!
B Then where is your face?
A We braggarts are shameless.
2 photos: Our family is a bragging family!
Wang: Our family is still a professional bragging household!
Zhang: Our family brags about not paying taxes.
Wang: Our family doesn’t pay for bragging!
Zhang: No, I can go to the toilet as soon as I am born.
Wang: Climb?
Zhang: Who can crawl when they are born?
Wang: How to get there?
Zhang: The bed can be used as a toilet!
Wang: This is called bedwetting!
Zhang: When it comes to bragging, no one can compare to me.
Wang: I don’t believe it. Do you dare to compete here?
Zhang: Are you bragging here? no problem!
Wang: This is a big appetite. I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!
Zhang: I can eat eight pounds of dumplings in one meal!
Wang: Oops, I have a fever!
Zhang: I also had a high fever last night!
Wang: I have a high fever of 67 degrees.
Zhang: I have a fever of 94 degrees.
Wang: You are not afraid of being burned to death!
Zhang: When I went to bed at night, I held a handful of corn in my hand. When I looked at it the next day, it was all popcorn!
Wang: I covered myself with a quilt at night. When I saw it the next day, there was a big hole in the quilt!
Zhang: I am taller than the building!
Wang: My head is in the sky, my feet are on the ground, I can reach out and catch a big plane!
Zhang: My upper lip is touching the sky and my lower lip is touching the ground!
Wang: What about your face?
Zhang: Those who brag are shameless!
Wang: Hey! ...
Zhang: What else do you want to brag about?
Wang: Tell you! I am a very capable person!
Zhang: What abilities do you have?
Wang: I can read with my ears.
Zhang: You didn’t ask me what I can do, did you?
Wang: What are your abilities?
Zhang: I often eat with my nose.
Wang: Then I can look for minerals with my armpits.
Zhang: I can generate electricity with my throat.
Wang: I can see people through the wall.
Zhang: I can see your money through your clothes!
Wang: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!
Zhang: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!
Wang: How can I brag? How can he brag!
Zhang: Come on!
Wang: It’s getting bad as you eat! I swallowed the chopsticks!
Zhang: I’m getting spoiled even as I eat! I swallowed the spoon!
Wang: I became bad again while eating! I took a bite off the plate!
Zhang: I’m getting spoiled even as I eat! I bit off a piece from the big bowl!
Wang: I became bad again while eating! I bit off a piece of that table!
Zhang: I became bad again while eating! I bit...I bit my nose off!
Wang: Huh? Do you have enough?
Zhang: I bit it with my feet crossed! Do you care?
Wang: Is that true?
Zhang: I have an ancestral secret recipe for bragging.
Wang: I can blow the square into a round one.
Zhang: I can make short things grow.
Wang: I can make the ugly look beautiful.
Zhang: I can blow the dead into life.
Wang: Hey, you are so awesome.
Zhang: Blow!
Wang: Let me tell you, our family is a bragging shop.
Zhang: Our family is a bragging factory.
Wang: Our family is Bragging Co., Ltd.
Zhang: Our family is a big trust.
Wang: Our family is the bragging center of the world! Hum, let’s see how you blow!
Zhang: We...we...your center came from our family.
Wang: Cough! No comparison, you can really do it!