Year: Song Author: Wu Shuo
At the beginning of the boat, the bright moon flew south and lost the group.
Heaven is blessed with simple words, and the world laughs at paper.
In September and March, it is cold, and in the morning, it is warm.
The victory lies in borrowing someone to teach you for a while, so why ask about the spiritual atmosphere in the future?
2. The Collection of Poems by Mei includes Mao's main officials, who are now painting Chinese paintings.
Year: Song Author: Su Shi
The poet, with a haggard description, is an old official and used to seeing alfalfa piled on green plates.
It's better to go back to your wife shyly than catfish.
Today, the gentleman ran aground and gave birth to two hairs, and slept with the drums. .
What's more, I will laugh at tuning friends and humane monkeys riding cows.
May you, like Gao Changshi, be the secretariat of the town for the time being.
I don't want you to be Meng Haoran, but I was sent back to the mountains by the wise Lord of SHEN WOO.
At this age, officials wander around evil, and when locusts come, it will be dark for a long time.
Envy your fiefs like clouds, everyone knows locusts.
3. "Hungry and cold"
Year: Song Author: Lu You
Every time in the dead of night, my arms are wide; Hunger or after noon, it's hard to stand this kind of good.
Hunger and cold are my worries, and worries are very hungry and cold.
Playing the piano is not over, but it is pushed away and sighs forever.
If the eldest son is broken, he will be an official at the age of three; Children learn to plow crops and cows sing at night; The old man hangs 80, and the wall is pushed down by everyone.
Don't laugh when you look at it, but be content when you are poor!
4. "Send me to my arms"
Year: Song Author: Lu You
Aspiring teachers have a thousand years, and there is no way to start from Jiuyuan.
Mountain garden dishes are often sparse and village shops are muddy.
A poem is in the form of illness, and a soul is in a dream.
Watching others laugh at me, my way should be respected.
5. "Poetry wine"
Year: Song Author: Lu You
Drunk in the morning, poetry mad.
Cherish the snail in the left corner and smile at the sword.
The wind and moon follow the flute, and the rivers and lakes enter the spear.
In my life, I know Qiyuan better.
2. A poem describing ridicule. People who look at people will also be looked at. Ovid, ancient Roman poet
Don't laugh at the shoemaker's thick black thumb. Laugh at this famous saying, British historian toffler
He laughs at idlers when he succeeds, and idlers when he slips. Zhang Kejiu, a Sanqu writer in Yuan Dynasty.
If you want to monopolize the truth, the truth will laugh at you. French thinker and writer 19 15 Nobel Prize in Literature laureate romain rolland.
Popular smart people laugh at it, but they still obey the tyrant's orders. Bierce, American writer
Laughing at corrupt scholars in science is similar to laughing at superstition in religion. Famous sayings about ridicule Emerson, American writer
I don't believe those who used to laugh at us all the time are still laughing! ! ! Hitler, leader of the Nazi Party, head of state of Germany.
Although we all laugh at shadow chasers, most people in life are chasing shadows. Wordsworth, English poet
We laugh at other people's shortcomings, but we don't know that these defects are also laughing at ourselves in our hearts. Thomas brown, British writer.
3. Whoever has a teasing remark, the more the better, help me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~1. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
Please respect yourself.
Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.
4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.
6. You are really a tree. How simple is it?
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.
10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !
1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!
14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.
16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.
17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!
18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.
19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.
20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.
2 1, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
There are many kinds of villains. "Ordinary people" and "despicable people" are different. There are good villains and bad villains. The average bad guy is a good guy. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.
24, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.
If you are unfaithful, your relatives must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!
25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
4. What ancient poems are mocking others? Guo Fengwei Feng Shuo is one of The Book of Songs, and it is a folk song of the Chinese people in Wei State in the pre-Qin period.
There is little difference between ancient and modern views on the theme of this poem. The ancients thought it was "stabbing", but today people think it is against exploitation and yearning for the promised land.
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, no food for me! I have served you hard for years, but you don't care about me. Vowed to get rid of you and go to a happy land.
That promised land, that promised land, is my good place! Vole, vole, don't eat my wheat! I have served you hard for many years, but you are not kind to me.
Swear to get rid of you and enjoy the state. That country, that country of music, is my good place!
Rat, vole, don't eat my seedlings! After years of hard work, you don't want me! I vowed to get rid of you and go to the suburbs to laugh.
That happy suburb, that happy suburb, who is still lamenting the long cry! Vole, vole, don't eat my millet! After all these years of hard work, you don't take care of me. I swear to get rid of you and go to the promised land to have happiness.
That promised land, that promised land, is my good place! Vole, vole, don't eat my wheat! After all these years of hard work, you don't give me preferential treatment. I swear to get rid of you and go to that happy country to find love.
That music country, that music country, is my good place! Vole, vole, don't eat my seedlings! I have worked hard to serve you for many years, but you have not comforted me! Swear to get rid of you and have fun there. That music suburb, that music suburb, who is still lamenting the long call sign?
5. What are the poems that ridicule others' conceit? Qing Wen Ying Jiang's "Yong Zhen"
A thousand hammers and a needle,
Inverted, inverted,
Eyes on the ass,
Only clothes, no one.
Mr Wen Yingjiang, who wrote this poem, was born in the 13th year of Tongzhi (1874) and paid tribute in the late Qing dynasty. When I was young, my family was poor and I was angry to study. My parents worked hard to save money in Panlong Temple. His poems are great, and his calligraphy is strange. He ranked first in the Tongchuan satrap exam, and the magistrate approved his paper and said, "The literary reform is the same as the prosperity, and the word is ugly in eight counties." In the twenty-eighth year of Guangxu, the province tried to pay tribute, Xuantongyuan years, entered the imperial examination in Beijing, and won the official book. After Xinhai, he returned to his hometown to live in seclusion and made a living by teaching and selling documents. On one occasion, the commander of the garrison came to visit and talked about Liu's love for the thatched cottage and asked him to enter the curtain. Wen declined "I am a legacy of my country and don't want to change my life for others" and died at the age of 76 in 1. He lived a miserable, aloof, humorous and cynical life, and wrote an epitaph saying: "Don't pour water on the wind, don't be enemies of fame and religion, and don't be happy."