Answer the phone: Hello ... Hello, yes, I'm ... My name is Xu Chun, smelly ... Toona sinensis ...
1. Uncle Xu will teach everyone in the first class: "Alas! I really don't know why this class is offered in school. What's the use? It's useless ..... Well, this is what I want to say about the immaturity of this course, class! "
2. "I don't even have to look at them seriously as an entertainment reporter. This is called a paparazzi in Hong Kong and a dog rotten in mainland China."
3. After handing out the examination paper for the 3 new exam, Mr. Xu confessed, "Don't make any noise, I'll tell you later ..."
4. "Look carefully, don't be busy answering the paper. 2 points will be deducted if it exceeds 2mm ... "(Haishu: ... told us in the 5 advertisement last semester that you should not hand in the ones with an error of more than 4mm ... and you can't pass it ...) < P > 5." I don't think you can do anything bad now? "
"Every one of you has to do something bad before you graduate."
"It's worrying that news classes can't do anything bad now."
6. Master Chun's classic saying: "Advertising is not done by people."
7. Famous saying: "Students who are not absent from class will have no future. If you don't miss class, you don't applaud students. "
8. Xu Ye: "At first, I didn't want to talk to them or even talk to them. Now I, ... alas, they don't want to talk to me ... "
9. Uncle Xu:" ... well, are you still afraid of failing my class? ...... "
Xu Ye:" ... you ask those in 3, 2, I have to hang one or two in each class, and there are more than 6 people in your class (referring to the 5 advertisement), at least five or six of you ... "
1. Xu Ye:" Hey, Xiao Wu, are you asleep? "
Xiao 5: "..."
Xu Ye: "Anything else? Class! "
Xu Ye: "Hey, come to class ..."
11. Broken car-
Xu Ye's ride-a Xiali is as famous as Xu Ye, and everyone nicknamed it "Broken car" (Khan! What kind of nickname is this? ! )
Mr. Xu never cleans his car (he says he will wait for it to rain and snow and let God help him clean it. Dizzy! ), so the soil on the car is very thick. As a result, everyone "shows" their calligraphy skills on it one after another ... < P > Two days ago, a man wrote the word "broken car" on the back glass of Xu Ye, and what's more, there was a man in the room below who followed the word: Ding! (crazy sweat! I don't know if this guy is the fault of posting ...)
12. He said to the 5 advertisement, "This textbook is the best, but you don't need to bring it in class in the future ..."
13. There are four kinds of people, foreign and internal, just like likui jy, and Song Jiang poisoned them. The foreign inner circle is Yue Buqun, and the result is not good; Outer circle and inner circle, this is a real villain; There is another kind, that is, the inside of the outer circle, which is a wise man. You have to be a person with an outer circle, an inner circle and an inner circle. It is better to be a real villain than a hypocrite. "
14. Xu Ye: "Do you know what is the best pastoral poem in China?"
3 news: "Tao Yuanming's."
Mr. Xu: "He can't do it. The best thing is" a cow in 3 acres, and his wife and children are hot on the kang. "
15," You have to fight when you go to college "
16," How can a teacher graduate if you don't have a whole job when you go to college? "
17, 3 New:" Is it a review test? "
Xu ye: "hmm? Hmm? What? " (Pretending not to hear)
"Oh, what I said the other day has only a little to do with the exam"
"Just bring a marker for the exam!"
"did you take the exam? Test writing! "
18. "The course of novelty, novelty and news commentary is a very important course. Why? Because it has nothing to talk about ... "
19." You poor kids have never eaten anything real, not apples or croaker. The grapes you eat are harder than table tennis. My daughter-in-law bought a bag of apricots that day, and I ate one, okay? I said you bought an apricot. Interface is spherical citric acid! "
2. "XX has a new girl who hasn't washed her hair for a week to study for the postgraduate entrance examination ... Did you take the postgraduate entrance examination? Can you not wash your hair for a week? "
21. Xu Ye: If you have a son in the future ... you must have him born in the virgin forest ...
22. Xu Ye: "You must remember! Men don't have a good thing! "
23. Xu Ye: Marx once said a nonsense: "Labor creates man." ..... Labor is not the difference between humans and animals at all. The big tiger, the big bear can also work, and the little ant can work without becoming a person ... < P > 24. "Is it your 3 news that you always pay back the debt to my car?" Recently, someone has always scribbled something on my car ... "
25. Answer the phone in class:" Who, who? Go to class! "
26. "I don't even have to look at them seriously as an entertainment reporter. This is called paparazzi in Hong Kong, and dog rotten children in mainland China."
27. "Look carefully, don't be busy with the answer sheet yet, and fold the test paper properly. If the error exceeds 1mm, 1 points will be deducted, and if it exceeds 2mm, 2 points will be deducted ..."
28. "I think that now you
29. "Every one of you has to do something bad before you graduate."
3. "It's worrying that news classes can't do bad things now."
31. "Journalists are not people."
32. "In my last life, I was short of advertisements and general news about virtue."
33. "Students who don't miss classes have no future. If you don't miss class, you don't applaud students. "
34. "This textbook is the best, but you don't need to bring it to class in the future ..."
35. "I'm not your teacher, I'm your elder brother. Teachers can't beat students, but seniors can beat younger brothers, so if I get angry, I'll slap you!"
36. "You have to fight when you go to college"
37. "How can a teacher graduate if you don't have a whole job when you go to college?"
38. "Anyone who joins the Deng Research Association will not be given a job!"
39. Student: "Is it a review test?"
Xu chun: "hmm? Hmm? What? " (pretending not to hear)
Xu Chun: "Oh, what I said the other day has only a little to do with the exam. Just bring a pen for the exam! Take the exam? Test writing! "
4. "The course of novelty, novelty and news commentary is a very important course. Why? Because it has nothing to say ... "
For more quotations, please refer to Baidu's" Xu Chun Quotations ".