Dong Fangshuo (former 154- former 93) was born in Pingyuan (now Shentou Town, Ling County). Writers of ci and fu in the western han dynasty. Emperor Wu acceded to the throne, recruited wise men, recommended himself by letter, and worshipped him as Lang. Later, he served as a regular assistant minister and doctor in Taizhong. He is witty, witty, witty and clever, and he often laughs and laughs in front of Emperor Wu. He "observes the color at any time and bluntly remonstrates" (Biography of Han Dong Fang Shuo). Emperor Wu was so extravagant that he went to the forest garden. Dong Fangshuo bluntly protested that this is "taking fertile land for the people, lacking the use of the country, taking the industry of agriculture and mulberry, abandoning success and losing things" (The Biography of Han Dong Fangshuo). He once said that political gains and losses were Chen Nong's plan to strive for a strong country, but Emperor Wu always regarded him as a superior and could not be reused, so he wrote Difficult to Answer a Guest and On No Gentleman to express his dissatisfaction with Chen Zhi. Dong Fangshuo's original set of 2 volumes has been lost for a long time; Zhang Pu, an Amin, compiled Oriental Taizhong Collection, which was included in 103 records of the Han, Wei and Six Dynasties. Dong Fangshuo wrote many works in his life, including Answering a Guest Difficult, On Non-Gentlemen, Sealing Mount Tai, Responsibility and the Wall, and Poems on Examining Children, which was later included in Oriental Taizhong Collection. Sima Qian called him a "funny hero" in Historical Records, and Xiahou Zhan, a native of A Jin, wrote On Dong Fangshuo Painting, praising Dong Fangshuo's noble character, wisdom and humor. Yan Zhenqing, a great calligrapher in Tang Dynasty, wrote this article as a monument. Lingxian county still preserves this monument. In the early days of Emperor Wudi's accession to the throne, people who were virtuous, upright and literate were widely accepted. Scholars and Confucian scholars all over the world have written to apply for jobs. Dong Fangshuo also wrote a letter to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. It cost three thousand pieces of bamboo slips when writing, and only two people can afford it. It took Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty two months to finish it. In his self-recommendation, he said, "I lost my parents in Dong Fangshuo when I was a teenager, and I grew up with the support of my brother and sister-in-law. I didn't study until I was thirteen, and I studied very hard. I have read enough literature and history books for three winters. At the age of fifteen, he learned fencing; at the age of sixteen, he learned poetry and read 220,000 words. /kloc-at the age of 0/9, he learned Sun Wu's art of war and manipulation of war, and learned the use of various weapons and the drums of soldiers advancing and retreating in battle. I also read 220,000 words in this book, totaling 440,000 words. I admire Lutz's brave words. Now I am twenty-two years old and nine feet three inches tall. His eyes are bright, like bright beads, and his teeth are white and neat, like arranged shells. He is as brave as Mencius, as agile as Qing Ji, as frugal as Bao Shu, and as loyal as Wei Sheng. I am such a person, enough to be the minister of the son of heaven! Chen Shuo took the death penalty and then worshipped. " Emperor Wu read Dong Fangshuo's boastful recommendation, praised his spirit and ordered him to stay in the bus department. There was not much salary and green clothes, and he was not summoned by Emperor Wu. After a while, he was dissatisfied with his present situation. During a day's trip, I saw a dwarf and threatened him: "Your time has come! The dwarf asked him why, and he said, "It's useless for a dwarf like you to live in the world. You can't farm, you can't be an official and govern the people, and you can't go to the front with weapons. People like you are not good for the country, just living in the world and wasting food, so now the emperor will kill you all. The dwarf burst into tears after hearing this. Dong Fangshuo said to him, "Don't cry for a while. Here comes the emperor. Here he comes, you should kowtow and apologize. "After a while, Emperor Wu rode by, and the dwarf cried and bowed. Emperor Wu asked, "Why are you crying?" The dwarf said, "Dong Fangshuo said the emperor would kill us short people!" " Emperor Wu asked Dong Fangshuo why he said this. Dong Fangshuo replied, "Chen Shuo would say that when he was alive, and he would say that when he died. The short man is only over three feet long, with a bag of rice and 240 yuan. I am more than nine feet tall, but I only got a bag of rice, including 240 yuan. The dwarf was so full that I panicked. Your majesty is looking for talents. If you think I'm right and you're a talented person, please use me again. If you are not a talent, come back to me and don't let me waste food here. " The emperor smiled and appointed him to be summoned by the Golden Horse Gate, so that he would have more opportunities to meet the emperor. When this calendar was compiled for Emperor Wu, Qi people became famous in the East, so as to spread ancient books, love classics and learn other languages. When the new moon first entered Chang 'an, he wrote a letter on the bus. He played the letter with 3,000 yuan. The bus lets two people hold books, but they can only win. People read from the top, stop, finish, and read in February. Worship as a lang, often waiting on the side. After several phone calls, the owner won't say anything. When the imperial edict gives food to the front. After dinner, take the rest of the meat away, and the clothes are dirty. I sent a few gifts, but the eaves were not covered. Just use the money and silk to get a young woman from Chang 'an. One-year-old women will be disgusted and bring more women. All the money was given to women. That man is the "madman" who called around Zhu Lang. Hearing this, the master said, "If you can let Shuo do nothing at work, you are a walker. If you can wait for peace! "Master is the son of Lang and a servant. He often goes to preach at festivals. In the Crescent Temple, Lang said, "Everyone is crazy about their husbands. "The new moon said," If it is like a new moon, so is the so-called seclusion between the imperial courts. The ancients avoided the world in the mountains. "At the dinner table, drunk, according to the local song," Shen Lu in the vulgar, avoid the Golden Horse Gate. "You can avoid the whole body in the palace. Why are you in the mountains and under Artemisia?" The Golden Horse Gate is called "Golden Horse Gate" because officials are in charge of the gate and there are bronze horses next to it. At that time, I got together with the doctors in the palace to discuss, and I said, "Su Qin and Zhang Yi are the main commanders of Wancheng, and they are both in the same position, which is good for future generations." Today, doctors practice the skills of the former king, praise the righteousness of saints, and satirize hundreds of poems and books, which are too numerous to mention. Written on bamboo and silk, I think I am unparalleled in the world, and I can be described as knowledgeable. But I learned that I have been committed to serving the holy emperor for a long time and accumulated for decades. I am an official, but an assistant minister. I just hold a halberd. Is there anything evil in my mind? What is the reason? "Oriental wins said," solid son is impossible to prepare. At the same time, how can we be the same at this time! When Zhang Yi and Su Qin were husbands, Zhou Shi was in a bad state, and the governors were at odds with each other, fighting for power and profits, fighting for power and soldiers, and in twelve countries, regardless of men and women, those who got the scholar were strong and those who lost the scholar died. Therefore, it is good to listen to the lines, and they will be in an honorary position, which will benefit future generations and their descendants will live forever. Today is unnatural. When the holy emperor ascended the throne, virtue flowed all over the world, and the princes served and inspired the four foreigners. He even thinks that he is a cosmopolitan seat, and he is satisfied with building a bowl. The world is average, but he is a family, and he knows everything. What's the difference between virtue and corruption? There are countless people who have exhausted their theories and converged with the size of the world and the number of scholars. I am hungry for justice, trapped in food and clothing, or lost my door. Zhang Yi, Su Qin and his servant were born in this world together, and they can't tell their own stories. How dare you look at the assistant minister? Chuanyue:' There is no harm in the world, although there are saints, they are useless; Harmony from top to bottom, although there are sages, there is no merit. "So, much transformed, much transformed. Although, can Ann not cultivate one's morality? The poem says:' Drums are heard in the palace. He Ming nine high, the sound of nature. ".If you can cultivate one's morality, why not! Taigong acted in benevolence and righteousness for 72 years, and when he met the king of Wen, he kept his word and sealed it in Qi for 700 years. The scholar is diligent day and night, studying the road, and dare not stop. Scholars in this world, though useless, are solitary, solitary, looking up at Xu You and overlooking Jie Yu, discussing plans with Fan Li, being loyal to serving the country, the world is at peace, benevolence and mutual assistance, and few people and few things are impregnable. Why doubt it! "So the gentlemen were silent. After Zhanggong Palace was built, something appeared under the oak tree, which looked like an elk. With the smell, Emperor Wu took a look. You don't know if you ask the left and right ministers to study classics. A letter to Dong Fangshuo. Shuo said: "I know, I am willing to give you good wine and good food." I'm serious. " Zhao Dao: "Yes." He added, "There are several hectares of reeds in the fish ponds of public fields. Your majesty gave it to me, and I have already said it. " Zhao Dao: "Yes." So the new moon was willing to talk and said, "The so-called fangs are also. When you come from afar to return to righteousness, you can see the front. If the front and back teeth are toothless, they are called fangs. " Later, when he was one year old, the evil Hun Ken Wang sent hundreds of people to surrender to Han. Giving back to the east is a lot of money. When he was old, when he died, he protested: "The poem says,' The business of the bluefly stops in the wild. A gentleman should be honest with others, and should not be credulous of gossip. Gossip is useless, and the four countries are in chaos.' May your majesty be wise and retreat from slanders. "The emperor said," what about Dong Fangshuo today? "Strange. Living without geometry will lead to death. Chuan said: "The bird is dying, and its song is also sad; When people are dying, their words are very good. "This is also called. Editing the story of Dong Fangshuo, the bus made Lu Feng meager, and he had never seen the emperor. Dong Fangshuo was very dissatisfied. In order to get Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to summon himself as soon as possible, he deliberately frightened a few dwarfs who raised horses for the emperor: "The emperor said that you people can neither farm nor fight, and you have no talent for governing the country and ensuring peace, so you will be killed. You still don't hurry to beg the emperor! The dwarfs were so scared that they cried and begged for mercy from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. When Emperor Wu asked why, he called Dong Fangshuo to ask. Dong Fangshuo finally had a chance to face the emperor directly. He said humorously, "I did it because I had to." "Zhuru is 3 feet tall and I am 9 feet tall, but I earn as much as Dai Lu. I can't support them to death, starve to death! If your majesty doesn't want to reuse me, let me go home. I don't want to waste any more white rice in Beijing. " Dong Fangshuo's witty language made Liang Wudi laugh, so he was appointed assistant minister of Jinmamen, and soon he was promoted to assistant minister and squire. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty likes games. In his spare time, he often makes riddles for his followers to guess. Dong Fangshuo will win every guess, his answers will flow, and he will soon be favored. On the other hand, Dong Fangshuo took the opportunity of approaching the emperor to protest to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. In the 3rd year of Jianyuan (BC 138), Emperor Wu planned to set aside hundreds of miles of fertile land in Guanzhong Fiona Fang for hunting and amusement, and build a large-scale Lin Yuan. Most courtiers in the DPRK catered to the emperor's wishes and agreed, but Dong Fangshuo argued and urged, "I heard that modesty and prudence will bring blessings to heaven, and arrogance and extravagance will bring disasters to heaven. Now the Holy Father thinks that the palace is not high and the garden is not wide, so a garden should be built. Imagine that in Guanzhong area, the land is fertile, the products are abundant, the country depends on peace and the people depend on wealth. If the land is zoned as a garden, the country will be poor and the people will lose; Destroying people's graves and demolishing people's houses in order to build Tiger Deer Paradise will make people homeless, sad and tearful, and resent the court. Yesterday, Yin built nine cities and the princes rebelled, King Chu Ling built Zhanghuatai and the Chu people deserted, and Qin Shihuang built Epang Palace, which caused great chaos in the world. We cannot ignore the lessons of the past. " Although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't want to stop repairing the grove, he appreciated Dong Fangshuo's courage and loyalty. The imperial edict gave him 100 Jin of gold and the official title given by Doctor Taizhong. The younger sister of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was worried about the princess's elder son, so she was named Zhao Pingjun, which won the favor of Emperor Wu. But he is arrogant, illegal, and kills people after drinking. Ting Wei did not dare to punish according to law, so he asked Emperor Wu for instructions. For legal reasons, Liang Wudi could not explicitly pardon him. So he cried for a pretence, trying to imply that Ting Wei was innocent. The ministers around saw the emperor's intention and pleaded for Zhao Pingjun one after another. Only Dong Fangshuo pretended to be confused and said to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, "The holy king was in power, crying and rewarding his enemies and killing all his flesh and blood. Today's sacred and strict, the world is very fortunate! " This made it difficult for Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to be selfish, and he had to bear the pain and punish Zhao Pingjun according to law. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was overjoyed and liked to praise his officials. Once, Emperor Wu asked Dong Fangshuo, "What kind of monarch does your husband think I am?" Dong Fangshuo replied, "The Sage Family has more merits than the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Otherwise, how could so many sages help you? For example, Shao came to be prime minister, to be an empire doctor, and to be a general, Jiang Ziya ... "Dong Fangshuo called 32 ancient politicians ministers of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty in one breath. His language is cynical, but he puts on a funny face, which makes Emperor Wu want to hate and smile through tears. He hates while laughing, and really feels that he is not as good as the holy king.
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