Super funny brain teaser, super hilarious graduation joke, funny joke highlights:
1. A few years ago, after graduation from lz University, six brothers in the dormitory had a farewell dinner, and all kinds of sadness and parting feelings during the dinner, one product was hard to drink. One second before the heroic sacrifice, they took lz's hand and said something that lz has never forgotten: Boss, braised pork came up.
2. Accompany my girlfriend to her home for the first time ... After arriving at her home, she warmly welcomed me. Her father asked, "What does a young man do?" Me: "Uncle, Lan Lan and I are colleagues." Girlfriend: "Dad, he is the vice president of our company!" " Her father: "How did you come here today?" Me: "I took a taxi." Girlfriend: "Dad, his car was maintained in a 4S shop and didn't come here today." Her father was very satisfied with me. When I got back, I said to my girlfriend, "I'm just an ordinary clerk. How can you cheat them like that?" ..... "Girlfriend:" My dad is a snob. If you don't say that, my dad would have kicked you out. You should get me pregnant quickly! I'll solve the problems in the future.
3. It's hilarious. I don't know who wrote a picture of six animals thriving on red paper and posted it on the classroom door after the calligraphy class in the sixth grade of primary school. The Chinese teacher looked at the door and left, only to come after a while. Then he said: I didn't want to come in when I saw those words, but then I thought that the pig had to be fed, so I came in!
4. Primary school teachers have taught one of the most useful experiences. Ask dad for money at the right time. You can't ask for money in the morning, because you have a bad temper just after getting up. The best time to ask for money is after dinner at night, ten times and nine times. My love for my teacher is like a surging river ~
5. I bought two white coconuts for my 5-year-old son. When I came back from work the next day, my son brought me a water cup and said, "Please ask dad to taste my coconut juice." I was a little touched. After drinking it, I felt that it tasted really good, and it smelled of natural coconut juice. I asked, "How do you do it?" "The son said," I suck the coconut juice out with a straw first, and then spit it in the cup.
6. My buddy is lovelorn and in a bad mood, so I keep persuading him. He was annoyed and shouted at me, "Fuck off!" I said indignantly, "Can you scold with quality? ！” He: "Run, brother!" " Sister, what a good scolding!
7. A canteen was opened at the gate of the community. The courier asked me to help collect the express mail and put a lot of cartons for packaging. . . Just now, I asked the courier brother to send me some paper boxes. The courier brother sent me a paper box and asked me, "A courier was confiscated. Why is the box so expensive?" I faltered and replied, "I accidentally sold it as waste paper, and I was afraid that there would be guests to send things, and there was no box for others to pack …" The courier brother put down the box and rode away with a twitching face!