Merry ma's Crosstalk "Bragging"

Full version of bragging lines:

1.a This is our first time here.

2.b's first time. ?

But we are old friends with everyone. ?

4. what about b ?

Because we often see us on TV. ?

6. People often watch our programs. ?

7.a just haven't met in person. ?

8.b there is no such opportunity. ?

9.a So everyone is very interested and wants to get a ticket to see: What does this Ma Ji look like? ?

10.b is very concerned. ?

1 1.a would like to take this opportunity to have a public exhibition here. ?

12.b? Where is the exhibition? ?

13. Welcome to visit, please don't take it away! ?

14.b! Who can hold it? ?

15. Is there a performance in front of A?

16. That's right. ?

17.a What about us? Let's have a special program here. ?

18.b What's on? ?

19.a Let's hold a sports competition here. ?

20. where is b? ?

2 1.a is on this stage. ?

22.b Can there be sports on this stage? ?

23.a We don't have big competitions. ?

24.b Then what shall we play? Shall we play chess? ?

25.a can't play chess, so everyone can't see it clearly. ?

26. Let's tug of war. ?

27. Tug of war is a collective project. ?

28. All right, let's play boxing. ?

29. A boxing match? None of us should hit people. ?

30.b Then what shall we play? ?

3 1.a Let's brag about this game. ?

32.b! Bragging? ?

33. a?

34.B talk big? ?

35. Well, this is a new competition, and there are many boasters at all times and in all countries. ?

Is it? ?

37.A There are many ways to brag. ?

38.B how to play? ?

39.a direct blowing, oblique blowing, mutual blowing, hand blowing and horizontal blowing. ?

40.b hey! There are still many patterns. ?

4 1.a Through today's friendship contest, let's tick off the bragging face and recommend it to everyone. ?

42.b? ?

43. You can learn anything you like. ?

44.B have you studied this? ?

45. We just want everyone to see it. ?

46.b yes. But I don't have much bragging experience?

47.a It doesn't matter, once cooked twice, practice makes perfect. As long as you keep blowing, often blowing and blowing hard, it won't be long before you can blow out of Asia and go to the world. ?

48.b? I play Asia? ?

49.a You should have confidence, your conditions are really good! ?

What qualifications do I have? ?

5 1.a thick-skinned. ?

52. Hey ... Who is it? ?

53.how about a ?

54.b In that case, I'll give it a try. ?

55.how about a ?

56.b In that case, I'll give it a try. ?

57.a: ok, let's start the bragging contest. ?

58. Line B, OK. ?

59. Please sit down. If anyone here is interested in bragging, you are welcome to come up and brag together. ?

60.b Don't expand this team. ?

6 1. All right, now the bragging contest begins, and athletes from both sides enter. ?

62. Is there an entrance ceremony? ?

63.a (learning to play)?

64. What kind of band is this? ?

65.a is accompanied by wind music. ?

66.? Well, it's all blown together. ?

67. First of all, Zhao Yan, the seed player, blows! ?

68.b ok! Me! ?

69.a? ?

I really haven't played this thing 70.b ?

7 1. If A wants to blow, it is necessary to rivet enough to blow. ?

Of course, we still want to break the record. ?

73.a is right. ?

74.b wants to brag! ?

Hmm? ?

76. No one here is better than me! ?

A: It's very simple. ?

78.b I have been bragging for more than ten years. ?

79.a is not simple! Haha, have you been playing for more than ten years? ?

80.b?

8 1.a I have been calling for more than twenty years. ?

82. He is better than me. I have the ability to brag now. B is awesome! There is no comparison. What a blowjob! ?

83. Strike! ?

84.b can't compete! ?

85. One strike! You lost from the start! Can't you? Let's do it again. ?

86.b?

87.a Let's make a change. ?

88.what about 88.B ?

89.a Let's have a look around! ?

90.b What do you mean by blowing around? ?

9 1.a You blow me, I blow you, blow around, the purpose is still to support yourself. ?

92. Wow! There are many tricks to brag about. ?

93. That's what boasters do! Come on, blow! ?

Ouch! Comrade Ma Ji. Your cross talk is so good. ?

95. Where is it, Comrade Zhao Yan! Your cross talk is better than mine. ?

96.b can't, can't, you can call it a master, an authoritative master! ?

97.a can't say that. You can say that you are a rising star and a representative of the new trend. ?

98.b where where! Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar. ?

99. Your cross talk is humorous and implicit. ?

100.b Your cross talk is really popular! ?

10 1.a Your cross talk can be said to be a contemporary leader. ?

102.b Your cross talk is a household name, and it is well known to all women and children. ?

103. Your cross talk can be said to be a masterpiece in the world humor treasure house. ?

104. Your cross talk makes people laugh their heads off! ?

105.a, your cross talk is really a landslide! ?

106.b? Where is the earthquake? Your cross talk plays a great role in society. ?

107. Your cross talk has a good social effect. ?

108.b? Last time a factory in the eastern suburbs caught fire, the whole city's fire brigade went. It's hopeless! I can't invite you. You stood there with a cross talk and watched the flames slip away, and the bar went out. You are too helpful. ?

109. Well, I'm trying to put out the fire. ?

1 10.b ok. ?

1 1 1. Just say your cross talk is more effective! ?

1 12.B What's the matter? ?

1 13. The cow in the dairy farm in the western suburbs of Jia wow, it doesn't produce milk. Later, I found you. You are travel-stained, regardless of fatigue, and you blow on cows! ?

1 14.B blew it? ?

1 15.a It's a deal! ?

1 16. Ah. ?

1 17.a said a cross talk. The moved cow ran milk down her eyes! ?

1 18.b Look! ?

1 19. Wow! ……?

120. All right! The door here is open! Not only do you speak crosstalk well! Your pen is great! ?

12 1. Your pen is much better than mine! ?

122. Yesterday I heard that you wrote eight articles in one night. ?

123. I heard that you wrote three screenplays last night. ?

124.b Your Chinese painting is good! ?

125.a Your handwriting is really great! ?

126. Rong Baozhai dare not sell your Chinese paintings publicly. ?

127. Your calligraphy ... Customs is not allowed to export it! ?

128.b Then why? ?

129.a afraid of shame! Ha ha. ?

130.B Does it make sense? You have not only achieved something in literature! You are still an excellent athlete. ?

13 1. What about you ... am I still an athlete? ?

132.b Look, your figure is round and you don't exercise much! Luck-sports-"circle"?

133. What kind of athlete am I? ?

You are a gymnast. ?

135. Yes, if I am not a gymnast, can I have this line? ?

136.b hey! He also admitted it! ?

137.a is right! ?

138.b hey! A few days ago, you made up a set of difficult moves, such as Kimmy and Li Ning, but you can't do it at all. ?

How did you know? ?

140. Can you keep it from me in sports? ?

14 1.a Please tell us about it. ?

142. What did you say? ?

143. Ah. ?

144. b \ na set of difficult moves! That's Thomas on the pommel horse spinning around, then jumping on the uneven bars, a Jenny jumping over, making a big one-arm loop on the horizontal bar, finally falling on the carpet, turning 720 degrees, and then pulling out a big brazier from her arms. ?

145. Oh, you play well! ?

146. ok b, you are so good at blowing! ?

147. I can't beat you. ?

148.b what? ?

149. You should be a newcomer at the altar. ?

150.b where where! Then I can't compare with you, an altar veteran. ?

15 1. Ah, you are better than blowing! ?

152.b! You are an old hand at blowing horses, one blows two! ?

153. You can't say that. You blow the Yangtze River and it's over! ?

154.b and you are ... I have nothing to say! ?

155. Is it over again? ?

156. Come again, come again! ?

157.a is still there, but it has changed again. ?

158.B? ?

159.a borrowed it and blew it! ?

160.b What do you mean by borrowing and blowing? ?

16 1. Party A praises himself by others! ?

162.b ok! So many tricks?

163. Come on! ?

164. You can't borrow it in Ma Ji! ?

165. A Ma Ji? ?

166.b?

167. Wait a minute! Is Ma Ji here? Where is Ma Ji? Look! Is Ma Ji here? ?

168.b hey! This braggart can't even find himself! Aren't you Ma Ji? ?

169. No, I'm not Ma Ji. ?

170. Who are you? ?

17 1. I'm not worth mentioning. ?

172.b Who are you? ?

173.a I'm little Zhao Yan. ?

174.b Hey, is Zhao Yan small? Then you are "Zhao Yan". Where have I been? ?

175. How should I know? ?

176. Who am I? ?

177. ouch You are a respected Mr. Ma Lao. ?

178.b ok! Let's change! ?

179. Gee, Mr. Ma is really something. You are well-read and versatile. You call it a living encyclopedia. Mr. Ma! ?

180.b This guy is boasting through someone else's mouth! No, no, my "Ma Ji" is far worse than your "Zhao Yan". You "declared" that astronomy and geography are everywhere. ?

18 1.a can't say that. My little "Zhao Yan" is a drop in the ocean when she meets you. ?

182.b where where where! I "Ma Ji" see you stay away! ?

How about 183.A? Is it over again? Here we go again! ?

184.b come again. ?

185.a This time, let's talk big. ?

186.?

187.a Blow whatever you want. ?

188. Come on. ?

189. Come on. ?

190.b tell you! I'm so capable! ?

What can 19 1.A do? ?

192.B I can read with my ears. ?

193. You didn't ask me what I could do, did you? ?

194.b What are your abilities? ?

195. I often eat with my nose. ?

196. Then I can use my armpit to find ore. ?

197. I can generate electricity with my throat. ?

198.b I can see people through the wall. ?

199. I can see your money through your clothes. ?

200.b I'll pay attention! Tell you what! I had a high fever last night! ?

20 1.a I also had a high fever last night! ?

202.B I had a high fever of 67 degrees. ?

I have a high fever of 94 degrees. ?

204.b You are not afraid of burning to death! ?

205.burn it ?

206.b burned this badly! Corn kernels in one hand and popcorn in the other. ?

207. I burned too much. ?

208.B what's the matter? ?

A woke up when she got up this morning. The quilt burned four big holes! ?

2 10.b You may have burned too much! ?

2 1 1.a can burn enough. ?

2 12.B I invited someone to dinner last night! ?

2 13.a I invited someone to dinner last night! ?

2 14.b how I blow, how he blows! ?

2 15. Come on! ?

2 16.b is bad. I swallowed the chopsticks! ?

2 17.a I ate it badly! I swallowed the spoon! ?

2 18.B I ate it, and it broke again! I bit off a piece on the plate. ?

2 19.a I ate it badly! I'll bite off a piece of the big bowl! ?

220.B I ate it, and it broke again! I bit off the table! ?

22 1. I ate it and it broke. I bit ... I bit off my nose! ?

222.b? Can you reach it? ?

223. I bit it with my feet crossed! Do you care? ?

Is 224.B more like it? I'm telling you! I am a mature young man. ?

225. I tell you, I am premature. ?

B I was admitted to the university at the age of ten. ?

227.a I graduated from college at the age of nine! ?

B I got married when I was eight years old! ?

229. I am seven years old and our child is thirteen. ?

230.b ok! Does it make sense? ?

23 1. Bragging is not taxed anyway. No, come on! ?

I'm telling you, I've had senile plaques since I was six years old! ?

233. I have tattooed my forehead since I was five years old! ?

234.B I was hunched over at the age of four. ?

I grew a beard when I was three years old. ?

236. When I was two years old, I went bald! ?

237. I was born and now I am retired! ?

238. This is endless! ?

239. One, blow, blow! ?

240. Let me tell you, I am very tall. ?

24 1. Let me tell you that I am much taller than you. ?

242.B I is 2.69 meters tall. ?

243. I am 3.69 meters tall. ?

Are you that tall? ?

245. Are you that tall? ?

246.b, I'm panting when it's hot and contracting when it's cold! ?

247. I expand with heat and contract with cold. ?

248.b Then you are not as tall as me. I am as tall as the White Pagoda in Beijing. ?

249. I am one head taller than Baita. ?

B is taller than me. ?

25 1. I am very tall. ?

252. The B plane flew over my waist. ?

253. A satellite hit my foot. ?

254.B I is very high. ?

I am very tall. ?

256.b I'm blue in the head, and I can't be any taller with my feet on the ground! ?

257. artificial intelligence ... my upper lip is next to the sky and my lower lip is next to the ground! ?

258.b? ! The upper lip is next to the world and the lip is next to the ground? ?

259.a! ?

260.b What about your face? ?

26 1. Our boasters are shameless. ?

262.b-ho!

Extended data

Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It highlights its characteristics in the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. Famous crosstalk performers are Ma, Hou, Hou, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma? Ma Ji, Hou, Su, and so on.

China crosstalk has three cradles: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. Crosstalk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, and spread all over the country and at home and abroad. It began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era. Mainly oral performances. There are stand-up crosstalk, mouth-to-mouth crosstalk, group crosstalk, etc., which are rooted in the people and originated from life and are loved by the masses.

reference data

Baidu encyclopedia-crosstalk