The New Legend of White Snake
Character: Director Xu Xian White Snake Fahai (Child Boatman Green Snake)
Scene 1
Child (Come on) Let’s talk about a multiple-choice question, which story is the White Snake?
A. Water Margin B. Dream of Red Mansions C. White Snake D. The Smurfs
White Snake: Ah ~~~I can’t get through this day. ５５５５５５
Xu Xian: Just get used to it and you’ll be fine
White Snake: Just get used to it and it’ll be fine? They are also studying medicine, and I am also studying medicine. If you see someone opening a clinic that charges 135 half price and 246 free clinics, you think you are Bethune.
Xu Xian: I think it’s possible.
White Snake: If you let me and my son squeeze into this 10-square-meter house, you think our son is a little bird
Xu Xian: I think it is possible.
White Snake: I want to divorce you.
Xu Xian: I think so. . . What did you say? Seeing that my son is so old, you still want to divorce me?
White Snake: If the child hadn’t been so big, I wouldn’t have said it. Look at our child (holding up the child) who has grown into such a big man at the age of 8 (looking at the child together, slightly) Wait a few seconds) You look like you can't afford to be hurt. How come our son, who is so small in this house, has such eyebrows and face that he can't live any longer?
Xu Xian: My wife, if you lose weight, you can still live.
White Snake: Come back here (chasing Xu Xian and leaving)
Child: Oh, we are quarreling again. When I do my homework, I quarrel. When I quarrel, I am asked to do my homework ( Angry); Alas, Xiao Ming gave me a moonlight treasure box. I heard that I can go back in time. I'll give it a try (using props) Pineapple and Jackfruit (disappointed) No reaction, it's fake (put down props)
White Snake: Ah~~I can’t live this day. 555555555
Xu Xian: Just get used to it.
White Snake: Just get used to it? They are also studying medicine, and I am also studying medicine. If you see someone opening a clinic that charges 135 half price and 246 free clinics, you think you are Bethune.
Xu Xian: I think it’s possible.
White Snake: If you let me and my son squeeze into this 10-square-meter house, you think our son is a little bird
Xu Xian: I think it is possible.
White Snake: I want to divorce you.
Child: (interrupting) I think it’s possible.
Xu Xian: (accusing) What are you talking about?
Bai Niangzi: You still have this hope (walking towards the child)
Child: Alas, the uncles and aunts in the neighborhood are all looking forward to this day
Bai, Xu: (beating the child) Little bastard, little bastard, little bastard. . .
Child: (squatting down, holding up props) Pineapple and jackfruit!
Bai, Xu: (turn around and back away)
White Lady: I ??want to divorce you.
Child: (interrupting) I think it’s possible.
Xu Xian: (accusing) What are you talking about?
Bai Niangzi: You still have this hope (walking towards the child)
Child: Alas, the uncles and aunts in the neighborhood are all looking forward to this day
Bai, Xu: (beating the child) Little bastard, little bastard, little bastard. . .
Child: (squatting down, holding up props) Pineapple and jackfruit!
White Snake: I want to divorce you! (Referring to Xu Xian). (Doubtful) Want more?
Xu Xian: (Forgot the word form). beat. . . . . .
Child: I didn’t say anything!
Xu Xian: (steps forward to beat the child) We’ll talk about it later.
White Snake: (beating the child)
Child: (squatting down, holding up props) I hope we will always be happy, pineapple and jackfruit!
The three people left the field at the same speed, taking away all the props.
Bai: (Singing) After ten years of cultivation, I was able to cross the same boat. Xu: (Singing) After a hundred years of cultivation, I was able to sleep on my pillow.