There is a lot of smoke in the classroom. Teacher Mao stood at the door panting. His head was steaming, and there were several glistening beads of sweat on the tip of his nose. His eyebrows were raised angrily, but his mouth smiled. Seeing us, he blinked in surprise, and the muscles on his face suddenly froze and did not move, just like the "freeze" in the movie. We were all nailed there like wood.
He has a oval face. When he is angry, his face is very long, much like a horse. When he faces you alone, he always puts on an understanding and loving look, and at the same time keeps shaking his head, looking like a big floating lamp from a distance. His eyes, you know? It's big, dark gray and deep. That horse's face looks very uncomfortable. He likes to make eyes at everyone when he speaks. Be careful not to let it hit you, it will make you dumbfounded. His arms and legs are as thin as bamboo poles, and his clothes hang on his body like sheets. He is erratic and has a mysterious temperament, which determines that when we play all horror dramas, he wears a wig to play the female ghost.
I don't know if this is what you want. If not, just tell me and you can look for it again.
This is a short article I read casually in the publication of Kunming Corridor 1240 Restaurant. An outdoor man in Kunming described how he embarked on the road of outdoor sports. In a few months, he climbed the Haba Snow Mountain seven times, and he accidentally recorded the accident of a Korean climber slipping and dying with DV. Now the author and friends have opened a bar in Baja village, and the snow mountain has become a reliable place to lean on at any time.
A passage in his article made me laugh. I rummaged through my bag and took a pen and paper to record it. Amao said with a smile, why bother? Just take pictures with your mobile phone. I tried his suggestion, but it was dark and I couldn't see anything clearly. Hehe, technology is not everything.
"Sometime before 2003, what every outdoor enthusiast was most worried about finally happened to me: I fell in love with photography. Good-hearted people were anxious after hearing the news, and they rushed to warn me: taking pictures? Never succeed! They further pointed out that if you love a man, please send him a camera; If you hate someone, please send him a camera ... and so on. "
I read it to Mao, and he smiled and thought it was true, because he never took a camera when he went out. He called it "scenery, seeing it in his eyes and keeping it in his heart." Such a realm is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.
Here's another one: this naughty boy.
The lost name
In our class, there is such a person. Although she is not handsome, she is very attractive. You can probably guess that she must have many interesting stories from the nickname "Smurfs" given to her by her classmates.
You see, the long bangs on her head hang down from her forehead like curtains, covering her eyebrows. The two "black grapes" under the willow eyebrows are not big, but they look very aura. The fly in the ointment is that there are many small freckles on her white face and small nose. However, she never thought about worrying about these gadgets and lived like a happy fairy all day.
That small mouth contains her rich expression: when she is happy, she curled her mouth and grimaced. When she is angry, her pouting mouth can catch a small oil pan. Words from this mouth can sometimes make others fly into a rage. Sometimes people can't help laughing. ...
This person is not only emotional, but also active. Whenever she is free, she will take out her pencil and draw a picture in the sketch book she carries with her. When finished, she can draw a pug or a fat penguin with three strokes and two strokes. Sometimes, she will take out a colorful plasticine from a corner and pinch it. Either pinch a sleepy pig or pinch a pot-bellied sesame official. However, whether she paints or squeezes plasticine, she likes to make jokes, either drawing the tail of the puppy into a ponytail or pinching the black hat of Qipin Sesame Officer, which really makes people laugh. When others were laughing, she said solemnly, "What are you laughing at? In a few hundred years, these are priceless cultural relics! " Serious language reveals great humor and highlights the personality of the characters. )
At home, this girl has many tricks! Once, she went to visit her grandmother's house in the country. Secretly, she often goes to the river with her cousin to catch fish and shrimp. She knows that she is no match for her cousin in the water fight, but she likes to be "burned" until she is soaked. When I got home, my mother saw her appearance and stopped calling. She grabbed her and was about to hit her, but she hit her under her arm for a while. Her mother shrank her hand, stepped on the watermelon skin and ran away. When she changed her clothes and saw her mother again, as if nothing had happened, she moved to her mother like the ancients on TV, knelt down on one leg and bowed her head and said, "Bow down to my mother's adult, and my daughter confessed!" The funny expression made the angry mother laugh and cry, so she had to sigh: "Alas, tofu really fell into the ash-not blowing, not beating! "
Guess who this naughty boy will be? If you are willing to keep a secret for me, then I will tell you quietly: this person is me! Keep a secret!
The language of this article is humorous, full of humor, and vividly writes the image of a "naughty boy". The little author skillfully narrates it in the style of a bystander, which is even more exquisite.
3. Thinking of those paragraphs that describe interesting people and can't help laughing, I raised my head, straightened my shoulders and walked towards the dormitory, glancing at the campus map in my hand (and then very cautiously). When I first saw a real college football player, I tried my best not to stare. What confidence, what reserve, what muscle! I just hope he notices my confident appearance, not my trembling knees. I spent the afternoon looking for every classroom in my classroom, so that I could get into the classroom on time before each class started, without asking some stupid questions about where the classroom was.
After class, I decided that my stomach (and myself) needed some nutrition. I hurried to the cafeteria. . I accidentally stepped on a big beach of ketchup. It's not easy to keep myself upright and get out of the chaos, and it's no good kicking my feet around. Just when I decided to try another strategy, my food tray overturned and I lost my balance. When my ass hit the ground, I saw my whole life pass before my eyes: it ended with my first day in college. For a few seconds after I fell, I thought it would be great if no one noticed. But when all the students in the canteen stood up and cheered and applauded table after table, I knew they not only noticed, but also made up their minds that I would never forget it. Slowly, I kicked off my sandals covered with ketchup, jumped off the overturned tray and spilled food all over the floor. A cleaning team rushed out of the kitchen, mop in hand. When the cheers died down behind me, I sneaked out of the cafeteria.
I wrote 200 articles about emotions. Hehe, you are handing in the composition for the children, right?
Let me try, please correct me.
In class, with the rain shamefully sprinkled on the playground, the mud watermarks of the students who rushed to the classroom were scattered in the aisle.
"Hello, teacher!"
"Students, please sit down."
With the end of the teacher, Xiaoming flew into the classroom. "I'm sorry I'm late. . . ",and" bang ",I saw dozens of pairs of eyes gathered in the sound, and no one saw it except the long footprints on the mud. Is the podium, a person clutching * * *, holding the podium, accompanied by rhythmic "ouch, ouch, ouch. . . "With the laughter of the whole class, a person arched his waist, and that was Xiao Ming.
The teacher's frowning brows also unfolded straight;
Awang, sitting at the door, looked at the audience. "Oh, dear. . . Hehehe. . "He was the first to laugh;
Akin in the first row has a perfect angle and the clearest touch. Ha ha ha' his waist also bent down;
Fu didn't see anything on the other side of the podium. "What's the matter?" You stand up straight;
Xiaoyun was sorting out his books, missed the best shot, and was amazed at everyone's laughter.
There's nothing to be ashamed of "shh", that's the mud he left carelessly.
Although Xiao Lizi only saw Xiao Ming stand up, his half-straight appearance made him laugh.
Xiao Wang, who is usually the noisiest, laughs so hard that the table is almost broken;
Xiao Guo Zi is Xiaoming's best partner, so he said, "Are you all right?" He immediately rushed out of his seat to pull Xiaoming.
"Nothing." Xiaoming limped back to his seat.
"Well, class is over." The classroom is calm again.
Only the rain outside the window is still dripping.
The fast action composition in our class should be touching and fast. Thank you. If you come to the fifth floor of our school ten minutes before the break, you will be attracted by the lively voice and stay in front of the "605" class sign. Congratulations, because you have entered a passionate class. If you come in with sadness, our laughter will definitely infect you and make you lose your burden, forget the sorrow.
When you step into the door of our class, the first thing you see must be the tomboy Wang Zhuoxia sitting in the front row. Why did you call her a tomboy? That's because although she is a girl, she has short hair like a boy and behaves like a boy. However, although she is a tomboy, she will not lose to those "real boys" in running! She is also a versatile student, not to mention art calligraphy. Hey! I saw it! There are so many good people in our class, alas! Look! Our class is such a place where crouching tiger hides dragon.
When you come to our class, how can you not know our old classmate-Xiang? There has always been a saying in our class: the old class comes out, and one is the best. Well, the old class, the old class, the length of a class, this is not bragging. Because when you see two classmates fighting over a trivial matter, the old class will arrive at once, be reasonable, be emotional and start persuading, and things will usually end like this. But when some boys don't listen at all, the old class uses the "secret weapon"-pinch! When the old class tried to reach out, the boys cried out in pain, "Ouch! Don't dare next time! " The old class just walked slowly. Hey, we are a fun class.
Our living "clown" Ding Zhicheng may be your next focus. Look at his funny expression and movements. It's really funny. Sometimes he makes a "hero" action, and sometimes he makes a "howling" pig. Everyone is amused by him and can't get up while clutching his stomach. Hey, this is our laughing class.
Hey, this is our class! When you walk in, you will be attracted by all your classmates. When you come out, you will feel a real happiness, which has been lingering in your mind.
6. Choose a scene of laughter in our life. There are many unexpected things in our life. These things make people laugh. I couldn't help laughing when I recalled the scene in physical education class on Friday. Let's play again!
Camera one: wry smile, snigger.
Tang Xiao's face changed when the teacher announced that he would jump "goat" in the exam. He covered his mouth with one hand and pinched his chest with the other, and thin sweat began to flow out. She closed her eyes and frowned as if praying for something. For a long time, she opened her eyes and looked back and forth among successful people. It was her turn soon, and she squeezed out a weak smile. Seeing Tang Xiao's series of movements, some people laughed internally, while others smiled.
Camera 2: giggle and smile.
Soon, it was Tang Xiao's turn. She made an exaggerated surprised expression, and then, with a little sense of hurry, clumsily started the run-up. No one has ever seen such a slow run-up and clumsy running. Seeing Tang Xiao's lovely movements, everyone's face lit up with a smile. Xiao Yang, who is proficient in sports, clapped his hands and blurted out, "Oh, no"! Tang Xiao stared at the smiling crowd as he ran, puzzled, but when everyone laughed, he giggled himself.
Scene 3: She giggled. After the run-up, Tang Xiao jumped with his feet. She may think that she can't jump, so she jumps on the springboard and jumps with the help of the springboard. She sipped for herself and said that she had thought of a wonderful method.
He jumped on the springboard with a smile. When the audience saw Tang Xiao jumping like a trampoline, they couldn't help laughing. Tang Xiao didn't care and ran for success.
Scene 4: Talking and laughing.
Tang Xiao carefully looked at the position, narrowed his eyes and clenched his hands. Oh, no! This goat seems to be against her. When she slipped, she was in the position where her hands were pressed, but her feet were upside down ―― one mouth was gnawing at the mud! Tang Xiao, who just smiled triumphantly, suddenly became in distress situation. Looking at her shaking and propping herself up, she turned around and showed a look of distress. The crowd burst into laughter at once, and some even rolled on the ground with laughter. Although she was laughing, there was bitterness in her laughter and a lot of tears in her eyes.