There is a southerner who never eats eggs. Once, he went out to the north. Tired from walking on the road, my stomach was growling, so I went into a small shop and sat down to eat something.
When the waiter in the shop saw a guest coming, he came to greet him and politely wiped the table and asked, "What would you like to eat, guest officer?" When this southerner came to the North for the first time, he was not familiar with the food in the North, so he casually said, "Serve any good food." The man replied, "The Muxiu meat in our shop is very good. You can have a taste." After a while, the food was served. When the southerner saw it, there were eggs that he didn't eat, but he was afraid that if he said it, others would laugh at his ignorance and wouldn't say it. He just asked, "Are there any other good dishes?" The man said, "There is also a yellow dish, which is also our specialty." Southerners whisper in their hearts: what is a yellow vegetable stall? Whatever, ask for it first. Blessed by Bodhisattva, please don't have any more eggs! Then he said, "Great, that's it!" When the food is delivered, there are still eggs that I don't eat. Unable to push it any longer, he had to say, "The food is good, but unfortunately I am full and don't want to eat." His servant was really hungry, so he advised him, "The road ahead is still far away. If you don't eat, I'm afraid you'll be hungry later." So he borrowed a ladder from the stage and said, "In that case, let's have some snacks. Dude, is there a good snack? " The man replied, "There is a nest of fruit." He said, "Then bring more." When the "nest fruit" was served, he couldn't help but be blindsided and even had eggs that he didn't eat. He was ashamed and angry in his heart, and he couldn't find any reason anymore. He had to go on with an empty stomach until he was exhausted.
2. Funny bedtime story is brief
Three mice go to steal oil and drink together. When I got to the oil tank, I saw that the oil in the oil tank was only a little bit below, and the cylinder body was too high for anyone to drink.
So they figured out a way. One bit the other's tail and hung it down to drink. The first one is full, come up, and then hang the second one to drink ... and swear, no one is allowed to be selfish.
The first mouse hung down to drink. It thought below, "There is only so little oil. Today, I am lucky to have a full drink."
The second mouse thought in the middle, "The oil below is limited. If I let it finish, what can I drink?"? Let it go and jump down and drink it yourself! "
The third mouse thought by the upper tank, "There is little oil. When they are full, is there any for me?"? It's better to let them go early and jump down and drink! "
So, the second one put the first one's tail, and the third one put the second one's tail, and they all jumped first.
as a result, they all fell into the oil tank and could never escape.
3. Funny bedtime stories are brief
There is an old man who lives in a mountain forest and reads and writes quietly every day. He feels comfortable, but after a long time, he feels lonely and lonely, but he doesn't want to go back to the city.
So he made friends with a bear. This bear is a big man. He is so strong that he can uproot a tree.
Since he became good friends with the old man, the old man never left half a step wherever he went.
The old man and the bear go for a walk in the mountains every morning. As for the old man, he gives the bear delicious food and tells him good stories, and he always goes home at noon.
One hot morning, the sun was shining on his head, and the old man and the bear were walking outside. They walked far and far, and the old man was so hot and tired that he couldn't walk at all. Bear was distressed to see his friend so tired. She said to the old man, "If you can't walk, don't walk. Go to the shade and have a rest!"! You can rest assured that with me by your side, nothing dares to bully you. "
The old man looked at the bear gratefully and said, "Oh dear! I am really tired! Then I'm welcome, please. " The bear stood by the old man seriously and responsibly, for fear that others would disturb her friends.
4. Funny bedtime stories are brief
One night, Linzi and his guests were sitting in the yard to enjoy the cool. It was dark, and it was very quiet all around. Only a candle was flashing. Linzi talked with his guests about the past and the present, and everyone sighed at life.
At this moment, a moth fluttered its pink wings and flew around the candlelight, making a small hiss. The forest used a fan to drive the moth away, and it flew away. But just after a while, it flew over again, and the forest used a fan to drive away the moth. It flew away and flew back in a short time, and rushed at the candle fire desperately, so it flew away and flew away, repeated seven or eight times. Finally, the moth's wings were burnt by candlelight, and it couldn't fly any more. It fell to the ground, burned, and was still struggling with the broken wings until there was no breath.
After seeing this scene of moths, Lin Zi said to the guests with emotion, "Look how stupid this moth is to put out the fire! The fire was supposed to burn the body, but it was desperate to put out the fire and ended up like this! "
The guest sighed with the same feeling: "Who said it wasn't? However, people are even worse than moths! "
Lin Zi said, "Yes, lust, sensuality and lust in the world have attracted people to fight for the chase desperately. What's more, like this moth?" Those who follow this path without doubt and destroy their bodies without regret are not as pathetic and ridiculed as this moth? "
people seek fame and gain, just like moths throw fire. Moths are laughed at for their stupidity; And those who pursue fame and gain so that their reputation is ruined are not even more ridiculous?
5. Funny bedtime stories are short
The little monkey is lively and lovely, and everyone likes him. The mother monkey loves her children especially, and carries the little monkey everywhere she goes. When I went to Qiu Lai in spring, the little monkey grew up day by day. One day, the mother monkey stroked the little monkey's head and said, "You have grown up. You can't just play. You should learn some skills."
The little monkey said to his mother, "Don't worry, I won't let you down. I'm going out to learn a lot of skills."
The next day, the little monkey said goodbye to his mother and went out to learn skills. The sika deer plays the violin very melodiously, and the little monkey learns to play the violin from the sika deer; Goats play Go very well, so little monkeys learn Go from goats. Panda's calligraphy is particularly beautiful, and the little monkey learns calligraphy from panda; The orangutan's landscape painting is very good, and the little monkey learns to paint landscape painting from the orangutan.
after some days, the little monkey came home. The monkey mother asked the little monkey what skills he had learned. The little monkey said to his mother, "I have learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I will show you now."
The little monkey plays the violin, and the sound is similar to that of a saw, which is very ugly. The little monkey played Go with his mother again and was soon defeated. The calligraphy and paintings written by the little monkey are also very deformed. Mother monkey kept shaking her head after reading it. She said to the little monkey earnestly, "The secret of learning a lot is not to learn too much at once. You wanted to learn everything, but you didn't learn anything! "