Looking at the picturesque scenery, I want to give poetry to the world.
Why do you go to the world without culture?
Do you know that swearing also requires cultural accomplishment? If a man with no ink in his chest curses, he spits scum. If a learned person curses, he spits incense, and is scolded for being happy, with endless aftertaste.
So how did the ancients call names gracefully without hurting harmony? Let's watch two short stories.
First, Su Dongpo and Fo Yin Zen Master.
Su Dongpo and Zen master Fo Yin are good friends. They often talk about Zen. After Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou, several years passed. One night, he and his good friend Fo Yin visited the Yangtze River by boat. Of course, it's impossible without wine, so a glass of invitation to the bright moon, a glass of invitation to the earth and a glass of toast to friends, they had a good time, and it was already a good place. In his interest, Su Dongpo suddenly pointed his hand to the bank of the Yangtze River and smiled without a word. Looking down the gesture, Fo Yin saw a yellow dog gnawing a bone on the river bank, and he realized something. Then throw the fan engraved with Su Dongpo's poems into the water and drift with the waves. Two people four eyes relative, clear in the heart, can't help laughing. In fact, this is a dumb couplet:
Su Dongpo's first couplet is: a dog gnaws at a river bone (monk)
Fo Yin's bottom line is: Liu Shui Dongpo's body (Dongpo's poem).
Although Su Dongpo's literary attainments are profound, compared with short-sighted Fo Yin, he still suffers. According to Xu's "Dongpo Zen Music Collection" in Ming Dynasty, one day, Su Dongpo rode out of the city to play. Fo Yin said to Po, "You are good at riding a horse, just like a Buddha." Edgar Allan Poe replied, "I put on jade cassock, just like a pile of cow dung." Fo Yin replied, "I have Buddha in my mouth and shit in my mouth." The followers laughed. Su Dongpo lost to the witty Fo Yin, and was scolded by Fo Yin.
Second, Ji Xiaolan and Shenyang.
During the Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, Xiao Shenyang was an economic cook and Ji Xiaolan was a literary cook, so both of them were deeply loved by Qianlong. Xiao Shenyang has held and concurrently held many positions, among which Shangshu is one, and Ji Xiaolan has also held and concurrently held many positions, among which Assistant Minister does not serve.
Presumably, most people have seen the TV series Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth. In the plot, two people often fight, tear at each other and hit each other. One of the scenes is like this. One day, Xiao Shenyang invited many officials to have dinner at Deyuelou. All the officials have arrived, but Ji Xiaolan hasn't arrived yet. Everyone is complaining that the tobacco bag hasn't come yet. Small Shenyang proposed to tidy up Ji Xiaolan, make a fool of himself in public and kill his spirit, so he ordered his attendants to bring a dog. When Ji Xiaolan arrived, he led the dog to the door. Before long, Ji Xiaolan walked into the door with a tobacco bag and sat next to Little Shenyang. At this time, the attendants led the dog to the door.
Looking at the dog barking a few times outside the door, he said slowly, "Lieutenant Ji, what is this?" ? Is it a wolf or a dog? Next to the suggestion, the adult quickly repeated loudly: "Assistant minister is a dog." , everyone laughed.
Ji Xiaolan paused, knowing that he had fallen into a trap. He turned his head and said loudly to Xiao Shenyang, "You can't tell whether you are a college student, a wolf or a dog." Then I have to teach you whether it is a wolf or a dog. Look at the tail, it is the wolf that drags down, but the dog climbs up (Shangshu). Remember that Shangshu is a dog. "They smiled again.
At this time, the imperial envoys in Shenyang said that Ji Xiaolan was eloquent, and then said, "The wolf eats meat, and the dog eats dung. This thing eats meat, and the assistant minister is a dog? There is no doubt. "
Ji Xiaolan saw that the man was unfamiliar and asked him what his official position was. The Lord said, "I am Liu, the new secretariat of Jiangnan Road." .
Ji Xiaolan replied, "So this is the proposal. That suggestion just now is inappropriate. Although wolves eat meat, dogs don't. It eats meat when it meets meat and shit when it meets shit (recommended). It is recommended to eat! "
The whole room was filled with laughter, which made the new proposal awkward to the extreme.
Small Shenyang saw that he couldn't beat Ji Xiaolan, so he raised his glass and invited everyone to drink and eat together!
Therefore, we should learn more about China's traditional culture and strive to improve our "swearing" realm!