A speechless couplet

The sun and the moon are bright and bright in the sky

The ancient trees in front of the rocks are dead and this wood is firewood

Discussing the swallowing mouth

The heart of a man with lofty ideals and fame

Tucheng is made of earth surrounding the city

Gold mirror, gold melting mirror, gold

Mr. bamboo shoots planted in front of the hall

Flowers planted behind the temple with elder branches

(This couplet has two interpretations, one is the literal meaning, the other is: damaged by the teacher - damaged by the teacher, the elder knows - the elder knows)

Paintings of lotuses and monks

Shulin Hanlin Shu

In the mountain forest where two apes break trees, a small hozen can also saw against one another

One horse How did the old beast get out of the mud after losing its foot

The boy hit the tung seeds, and the tung seeds fell, and the boy fell happily

The girl gnawed the duck head, but the duck head was salty, and the girl disliked the salt

Big mom rides a big horse in a big way

Old grandma, old husband and wife drive old sheep

Mom rides a horse slowly, mother scolds the horse

Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu Niu screw Cow

Grandma drinks cheese and cheese falls, and grandma fishes for cheese

Uncle flies doves, uncle grabs doves

Mo boy grinds ink and splashes ink, ink boy's line of ink

Meixiang Tianmei coal bursts Meixiang Liangmei coal

Water truck, water, water, vehicle, water stop, water stop

Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan and wind

The cat is lying on the wall and the wind is blowing. The cat's fur is motionless.

The eagle falls on the tree branch and the sun shines on the eagle. The shadow of the eagle is tilted.

The Buddha offers his hand to the Buddha, and the Buddha stretches out his hand. , the Buddha holds the Buddha's hand, the Buddha loves the Buddha's hand, and the Buddha praises the fragrance of the Buddha's hand

Feed the chickens with corns, the chickens will open their eyes, the chickens will look at the corns, the chickens will not eat the corns, the chickens will find the chickens smelly

Scenery chapter (Depictions of scenery, furnishings, etc. in the four seasons)

The green water is carefree but wrinkled by the wind

The green hills are originally old and white with snow

The sun and snow fade the eaves A drop of cloudless water

The wind blows the dust and raises the fireless smoke

The lotus leaf fish umbrella in the pond

The spider silk swallow curtain on the beam

Who dares to play the chessboard stars?

Who can play the pipa on the earth? p>

The solitary lantern hanging on the wall, two people bowing deeply

Playing chess on the drum, the general came out

The gongs inside the gong clashed with each other and the gongs sounded

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Could the tears of red candles be caused by the burning of the heart

The roar of the copper bells makes my back hurt when I hit a tree

The spring equinox in February, the autumnal equinox in August, the day and night are neither long nor short

One moisturizes every three years, and then moistens again after five years. There is no mistake in yin and yang

The rain hits the bamboo pole and the bachelor sheds tears

The wind blows the gourd and the monk shakes his head

The dog Five plum blossoms walking on the snow

Chickens stepping on the frost bridge, three bamboo leaves

Chickens and dogs walking on the snow, plum blossoms lined with bamboo leaves

Monkeys and horses crossing the frost bridge, bergamot with incense Citron

Willow shadows appear as river fish on trees

The locust tree shades fall to the ground and horse stirrup branches

The pot leaks dry and the boat leaks full

The lamp blows Blow out the fire, blow it away

Stretch out your green hands on the hemp leaves beside the road, what do you want, what do you want?

The lotus flowers in the pond are holding pink fists, who can they beat?

Place Names and Geography Chapter (the place names are correct)

(Beijing place names)

No silk production was seen in the beekeeping road at Canchikou

How can the Lama Alley in the Torch Changchang blow out smoke

Sichuan Yingyichi Street, Zhenjiang Shangkaner

Shaanxi Lane Half Hutong Suzhou Xiapoer

(Note, Sichuan Camp: Sichuan Camp Hutong in Xuanwu District; Shaanxi Lane: one of the eight major hutongs in Tianqiao; Yichi Street: the west end of Yangmeizhu Xiejie Street; Half Hutong: Caishikou, Zhenjiang Shangkan: Fangshan Zhenjiang Camp; Suzhou Downhill : There are Suzhou Hutong and Suzhou Alley in Chongwenmen Nei Street. I am not from Beijing. Some place names may no longer exist or have been changed today. Please correct me if there are any errors.

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There is no black pagoda in Black Pagoda Temple

There is no white cloud in Baiyun Temple

Bali Zhuanger is not Bali

There are more than three shops.

(Tianjin place name)

Sangui, Shanglizhannan City, Xiaowangzhuang

Xianshuigu opened west of the Drum Tower in front of Dahong Bridge

( Other place names)

The three-wave crystal pantuo Jinshan Temple on the dry ground

The sky is full of stars and the pearl umbrellas cover the Zixia Palace

The emperor worships the Temple of Heaven and arrives at the overpass before dawn

Ksitigarbha traveled to the underworld to investigate the ignorance of hell

Ten thousand tiles, thousands of bricks and hundreds of works built ten Buddha temples

One boat, two paddles and three people rowed across the Four Immortals Bridge

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Three pagodas in front of the Three Pagodas Temple, pagoda, pagoda, pagoda

Five-story platforms behind Mount Wutai, pagoda, pagoda, pagoda. (Learn to play the small gong sound).

Human feelings (human feelings, inspirational and soothing words, auspicious words, etc.)

How can an ox-drawn cart carry beef? Chewing dog bones and dog mouths are ruthless

If you don't care about things, you will be in chaos

No one can be humble and humble.

Busy for fame, busy for profit, take a break from the busy, have a cup Let's go to tea

It's hard to find clothes, hard to find food, and enjoy the hard work, bring a pot of wine

Grandpa, go to the restaurant, spend time and wine, guess the game and do the order, feel proud, very proud

Poor people walk along the river dam, with sad faces and full of sorrow and anger, alas! Ouch! Ouch

Like Manqian incarnates into a funny and sudden ladder to open up the people's wisdom

Like Fuxi regenerates generously and sings to awaken the world as a golden manor

The villain's lies and deeds turn red into green Turn around and pretend to be a gentleman

The husband who speaks like a white dye and repents is a hero

Others:

Nan Daren marched north, advanced eastward and retreated west

The shopkeeper sells summer cloth in autumn and goes into winter storage

Northern wild geese fly south with wings divided from east to west

The front wheel and the rear wheel are rutted and the two wheels are left and right and go up and down

Freezing rain sprinkles on the window, two o'clock in the east, three o'clock in the west

Cut the melons to divide the guests, seven knives on top, eight knives on the bottom

Horses eat horse teeth dates

Sheep Nibbling onion horns

Little mice secretly eat hot jelly

Short and long insects coiling around dwarf sorghum

Goats go up the mountain and touch goat horns (咩)

The buffalo goes into the water and the water covers the waist (moo)

Who wears the lotus flowers if they are picked by the monk in Hanoi

Who sucks the persimmons when the master buys them in the market

Traditional cross talk "Selling" Spring Couplets in "Spring Couplets"

(also known as "Writing Spring Couplets", with propositions and horizontal comments)

Self-mockery during the New Year:

People celebrate the New Year with two up and eight down

In addition to the old year of Jiuwai-Zhong

Hengbiao: poor until death

("二上八下" refers to making dumplings, "九外" "No. 1 Middle School" refers to pinching steamed buns)

Salt shop:

Based on water, there is salt for thousands of miles and it is not sold privately

It is formed by borrowing soil, although it is an official tax OK

Hengbiao: Salt is salty

Those who talk about cross talk:

Talk about the past, talk about the present, make jokes, how can they make people laugh, gather money, perform in various ways? Art

On the world, it is said that the source is known to make everyone sad, happy and smile, and earn nothing in a day

Horizontal comment: Eternal coolie

Double act :

Hypothetical and true learning to act as a person

Two vocals before and after the performance

Horizontal comment: No farting

The female actor with a big drum :

Wearing red and hanging green, presenting Qianjiao slowly opening her red lips to a new rhyme

Wearing purple and blue, she is charming and singing old songs by tapping her teeth

Horizontal comment : I’m done playing when I’m old (my thighs are really white)

Opium den:

A single lamp illuminates my life’s career

Half a short stick can defeat countless heroes

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Hengbiao: Never get out of the way

(Smoking was banned at that time)

Xiyuanzi (see appendix for other versions):

The title on the gold list is false wealth

Fake marriage with flowers and candles in the bridal chamber

Horizontal batch: out and in and out (out and about in and out)

Spreading pancakes:

Dangyuan noodles are thin Scrape it open

More green onions and less sauce, roll it up and make it longer

Horizontal batch: the more you eat, the shorter it becomes

Thatched room:

Come in and show your teeth Grinning

Go out to stretch your eyes and soothe your eyebrows

Hengbiao: Pull first and then wipe

(Old) Bathhouse

The golden rooster has not sang the soup Warm first (or: the soup is heated first)

The cloud board taps lightly and the hall is full of guests (or the cloud board taps the hall and the guests are full; the jade board gently lifts the light and the guests come early; the rising sun comes and the guests come early)

(New) Bathhouse

If you are sick, please come and take a bath. Chi

Hengpi: Take off your clothes and then wash them

Shaving shop (barber shop)

A white-headed scholar (or black-robed scholar) comes in the door

Go out for sex

Face Scholar

Hengbiao: Don’t shave your eyebrows

Audience:

Please come here for entertainment

Listen to what we say about cross talk. Smile happily

Hengbiao: Good luck and longevity

Myself (funny):

I was born with a scholarly spirit

I have learned a lot of economic articles

Hengpiao: Everyone loves everyone

(Praising) wedding:

More than a hundred guests and friends congratulated

The bride brings two or three children

Hengpi: Become a father after entering the house

(commonly used bottom)

Train:

Travel a thousand miles with iron as the foundation

Borrowing fire to become a leader

Hengbiao: I am afraid of going astray (derailment)

(The bottom of Li Dexi and Zhang Dequan’s version)

Appendix, not very common Some of the couplets have also appeared in this paragraph:

Xiyuanzi 1:

Learn from kings and ministers, learn from fathers and sons, learn from couples, learn from friends, and be loyal and filial through the ages. /p>

Whether it is nobility or poverty, joy, anger or fear, the momentary joys and sorrows are staged, which is called a surprise

Hengbiao: Come out and go in

(This couplet is for Beijing Couplets on the stage of Guanghe Building)

Theatre Garden 2

The beauty of the autumn is on my brows, I can see the green and warm pearls and the fragrance of the pearls, revisit the part of Zhanzhan

A hundred thousand spring flowers are like In the dream, I remember singing and dancing, and sleeping in Kunlun

(Dashilan Qingyuan couplet, destroyed)

Theatre 3:

Yao and Shun, Tang Dynasty Wu Jing; the five hegemons and the seven heroes are ugly; Grand Duke Yi Yin is just a showman; the others worship generals and become marquises, but they just wave flags and call them slaves

The Four Books and the Six Classics are cited; hundreds of schools of thought have mixed opinions, Du Fu and Li Bai could sing a few random lines, and in addition to chewing on words, most of them went begging for food on the street and making lotus flowers

(This couplet is a couplet engraved on the stage of the Old Summer Palace, written by Ji Yun)

Xiyuanzi 4 (New Drama stage):

You can slap your face with just a few clothes, and today you are no longer the same as you were yesterday

I open my eyes and look, no matter how ugly you are, there will always be something wrong when you get on stage When leaving the stage

(It is said to be a stage pair in Nanjing during the reign of Emperor Guangxu of the Qing Dynasty. The Taiwan Wu and Wei versions used it to describe the new drama, and it is suspected to be a satire on current affairs)

There are several more in the Taiwan Wei and Wu versions. A special couplet:

Account 1:

The debts are not repaid because of poverty

Whoever wants money to celebrate the New Year

Hengbiao: Let’s talk about it in the New Year

Account 2:

The courage of the overlord in the horse-racing and gun competition came to demand the debt

Use Kong Ming’s ingenious plan to risk his life and not pay back the money

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Hengbiao: Urgent knife

(praising) home:

Although I live in Fireworks Willow Alley

I am an Anshan citizen

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Hengpiao: Money is too little (no credit is allowed)

Fireworks Place:

Yue Jing Geng Xiao will exchange cups for more joy

五After the dawn of time, people leave their wealth and scatter in the sky

Hengbiao: Come again tomorrow

Modern version (only a small amount of non-traditional content is included as a representative):

Restaurant:

You can choose to fry or fry as you like

The ginseng dolphin belly wings are delicious

Hengbiao: Invoicing?

Get the target :

Two figures sitting side by side by the river

Walking on the road facing each other

Hong Kong comment: a man and a woman.

Liu Ying:

On the first day of the lanterns, I put on lip powder and stood leaning in front of the door

As soon as the police arrived, I hurriedly hid like a rat but feared a cat

Hengbiao: It’s not me

Some couplets from the stand-up comic "Jie Xueshi":

(A few of them are more important than the ones above, keep them)

Business is booming all over the world,

Financial resources The lushness reaches Sanjiang.

(Vulgar pair)

Han Dynasty tiles are written to prolong life and longevity,

Zhou bronze plates are inscribed with wealth and good luck.

Hong Fan Wufu first talks about wealth,

Ten and a half chapters of financial management in college.

Su Jizi became the Prime Minister of the Six Kingdoms

Zhang Gongzhi returned the treasure and brought prosperity to the fifth generation

(Pawn Shop)

Come in The Scholar in Black Clothes

Goes out to the White-faced Scholar

(Shaving Booth)

Carrying mountain treasures in exchange for national treasures and returning to the treasure land

Using black gold Selling gold and filling the Kinmen with gold

(Coal Shop)

Loyalty will last for a long time

Poems and books will last for generations

Thousands of trees at the door Bamboo (short-term),

The family has thousands of books (long-term).

Horizontal comments: large articles

Children throw dirt into the air,

It is difficult for adults to get angry.

The child at the bottom of the well is all green

The cooked crab in the pot is dressed in bright red

(or:

The toad out of the water wears a green coat

The drowned crab wears a red robe)

The little dog finds the road narrow at first glance,

The roc spreads its wings and resents the low sky.

The wind blows a thousand lines from the horse's tail

The sun shines on the dragon scales with thousands of gold points

The boy looked at the rafters, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety,

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Sir, tell your fortune, A, B, B, D, Wu, Geng, Xin, Rengui.

The boy hits the tung seeds, and the tung seeds fall, and the boy is happy

The girl gnaws the duck head, the duck head is salty, the girl dislikes it

The snow falls on the edge of the vat, and God gives a white jade belt ,

Smoke and fire, half a piece of real estate robe.

Plum leaves, peach leaves and grape leaves, herbaceous and woody,

Plum blossoms, osmanthus roses, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

Idle people are not allowed to enter, and virtuous people are not allowed to enter.

Thieves are not allowed to come, and those who are wise are not allowed to come.

The book boy grinds his ink and rubs his ink,

The plum fragrance adds coal and coal explodes the plum fragrance and the two eyebrows coal.

Copper basin with frozen ice and gold inlaid with jade

Lotus leaves sprinkled with rain and emeralds stacked with beads

A lamp has four words, wine, wine, wine;

At the second watch, there are two gongs on both sides of the drum, ringing, ringing, ringing.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted;

The bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skin and hollow bellies.

Two apes broke off a tree in the deep mountains, but a young hozen dared to saw at each other;

When a horse stumbled and fell into the mud, how could the old animal get out of the way?

The wind does not shake, the rain does not sweep, the toad does not scream, the money does not drop, the immortal smiles;

The car has no wheels, the horse has no saddle, the prime minister has no power, and the cannon has no smoke , the two became popular first.

(Another version:

The dragon does not sing, the tiger does not roar, the fish does not leap, the toad does not leap, and the bangs fall off the head with laughter;

The car does not exist Wheels, horses without saddles, elephants without tusks, cannons without fire)

Capture the general alive:

Suddenly I heard a trumpet outside the door, and a red sedan was picked up. , Tonight is the wedding night, and tomorrow the two parties will become in-laws;

Suddenly there was a bang in the house. It was Cao An who came to bring tea. The tea tray fell to the floor and the tea was spilled. At that time, the old enemy was angry.

I am the jade actress from above. The Jade Emperor ordered me to go down to heaven just because the baby caused trouble in the Prime Minister's Mansion. Look at my magic weapon, the white jade bottle

Because you went down to heaven privately, the one above and below left Golden boy, follow me quickly to deliver the order and order me to take back the white jade bottle