cattle
Whip a cow with a whip
Weeds weave mats and cover them with reeds.
2. Two pairs paired with the juren examiner when taking the infant test:
Does a ten-year-old urchin have the ambition to be admitted to school?
Three years' experience does not expect to serve the country.
The general's feet on the door never touched the ground.
North Korea's prime minister holds the sky in one hand.
3. Romantic boy Ji Xiaolan's couplets:
Ganbagua, Kun Bagua, 8864 Gua, Gankun Gua have been decided.
Luan nine times, phoenix nine times, 9981 times, husband and wife singing.
4. Ji Xiaolan's Spring Festival couplets for the blacksmith:
Three staggered houses
A man with a big temper.
5. Joking couplets for Master Hongyi:
The sunset glow sweeps away little by little.
Tie Yima firmly in the cold fire of the stove.
Can you guess which two words are? Bald donkey)
6. Barber shop couplets:
Although unscathed
But this is kung fu on it.
The couplet of Qian Daxin Fine Barber Shop is: If you don't teach white hair, you will be happier.
Liu Tang's couplet to the barber shop is: All the guests here wear crowns.
7. Hanlin Ji Xiaolan's wonderful couplets:
Connection with the stem pair:
It's hard to raise a woman but a villain.
A widow met a widower and wanted to marry him.
Eat watermelon skin and throw it eastward.
Look at Zuozhuan and turn right.
8. Ji Xiaolan's couplet when he was an inspector in Fuzhou:
The two boats are parallel, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.
Eight-tone Chyi Chin, how can Diqing compare with Xiaohe (pay attention to the names in couplets)
The high tide will make a sound.
Thousands of mountains are green to horseshoes.
9, Shi read bachelor's couplets:
His couplets in Qianlong were the same as those in "natural residence" teahouse;
Shangke Tian Ran Bureau
The Incredible Skywalker
Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven.
People have visited the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.
(But later, Zhang Lian thought it was too vulgar to say that "people have passed through the Big Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others". He made a wonderful bottom line: "Monks swim in the clouds and hide temples, and temples hide monks in the middle reaches of the clouds")
10, the first copy is a picture: (added by Qianlong)
The 80-year-old lady is not a human being, and Guanyin came to earth in Nanhai.
All three sons are thieves, and the heavenly palace steals peaches and presents them to their mothers.
1 1, Yuan Mei went to his hometown in Ji Xiaolan, and left a top line when he left:
The twin towers are faint, with seven floors and four octagons.
After Ji Xiaolan returned to his hometown, he went out and made a bottom line;
Shake hands, five fingers are three long and two short.
12, Mount Tai Nantianmen couplet:
Three-day victory at the gate
The miracle of thousands of obstacles has been ignored.
13, couplet with Wu:
Mangosteen is unintentional, and there are several pairs of branches in the air.
Lotus root has eyes and does not touch any sludge.
Study hard, plow well and study hard.
It is difficult to start a business, but it is difficult to persist.
14, stumped the first part of Ji Xiaolan:
Xia Bu sticks a window, and everyone is wise.
(Later, Ji Xiaolan's sister said: The old man is cooking, and there is more than enough porridge. It's wonderful! However, it was pointed out in modern times that the fragrance filled the courtyard, and Mei Lanfang, a melancholy flower, was even better! Mei Lanfang's name is Lan.
15, couplets at the banquet:
Flowers and the reunion of three seven years.
The ancient and rare two-festival celebration adds a touch of spring and autumn flavor.
Can you guess how old you are? )
16 One day, Emperor Qianlong led several beloved princesses to drink in the imperial garden for fun, and suddenly came to Yaxing to ask his father-in-law to find Ji Xiaolan's couplets.
Ji Xiaolan obeyed, and Emperor Qianlong launched an unprecedented fierce battle with him.
Record it below:
Emperor Qianlong: Haitang;
Ji Xiaolan: Chinese yam. (commonly known as Chinese yam)
Emperor Qianlong: tender begonia;
Ji Xiaolan: Old yam.
Emperor Qianlong: Begonia with dew;
Ji Xiaolan: Hairy old yam.
Emperor Qianlong: a tender begonia with dew;
Ji Xiaolan: Half-hairy old yam.
Qianlong emperor: obliquely insert a tender begonia with dew;
Ji Xiaolan: An old yam with upside-down hair.
Emperor Qianlong: a tender begonia with dewdrops is obliquely inserted on the head;
Ji Xiaolan: An old yam with half hair hanging upside down at the waist.
Emperor Qianlong: A tender begonia with dew was inserted obliquely on her head;
Ji Xiaolan: I have an old yam hanging upside down on my waist.
Emperor Qianlong: I love the tender begonia with dew on her head.
Ji Xiaolan: She is afraid that I will have a hairy old yam hanging upside down.