The longest couplet in the world
(***1612 words)
[Qing Dynasty] Zhong Yunfang
〖"Title Preface to "Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County"〗
Unjust misfortune comes, which is incomprehensible, and the thought of it breaks my heart. The late spring day will take this opportunity to search the withered intestines, hoping that they will not touch the ears with grievances. With tears and ink, stained fingers with blood, I counted more than 1,600 words. I knew that I would be tired of reading them, so I kept my words. The fallacy of longing won the victory. Readers who laugh at my shamelessness should forgive me for being boring. Alas!
——Zhong Yunfang’s preface to the title “The No. 1 Longest Couplet in the World”
〖Notes on the “Proposed Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County”〗
Ji every It contains 806 words. It was written in one day and re-reviewed in seven or eight days. Therefore, not a single poem has been collected. Instead, I am depressed and depressed, and my thoughts are not developed. I only use this to tease my contemptuous mind and live forever!
——Zhong Yunfang’s autobiography of the title “The No. 1 Longest Couplet in the World”
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〖"The Longest Couplet in the World" "Proposed Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County" First Couplet〗
The land should strangle Luyu, control the rush of Fuhe, connect Yunnan and Guizhou, and connect to the pass of Tibetan and Wei. Looking around, it is lush and lush, and all turn into Huajiang City. Look at the Ai Village in the south, the lotus canopy in the north, the Heling Mountain in the west, and the cattle pen in the east. The grass, trees and smoke are all in the sky, all supplying the materials for the altar. The sloping pillars pass through the branches of the Wei, Jin, Sui and Tang Dynasties, and you can look up at the ruins of the dome, where ghosts and ghosts sleep among them, and the low and decayed battlements are all haunted by groups of demons. As long as the golden pot is strong, it must be guarded against being overwhelmed by the calamity fire; Fan Ye's furnace hammer is blind and blind. Fame and misfortune are numerous, and fortune and misfortune are also called misfortune. The situation is vast and boundless. How much do you think you will lose yourself in clothes? Those who climb the tower are those who climb the tower, those who are feathered, those who are toothy, those who are cockroaches, those who are intervening, those who are making noises, those who are walking sideways, those who are angry with their wings, those who are fond of biting and grabbing, and those who welcome the tide will go away and the tide will come. , gathered suddenly, and the black rabbits shook their chests, threw their eyes empty, beat the waves, took the oars and roared, drummed the winter drums, frightened by thunderbolts, and suddenly prospered. Tracing back to the roots of the Min Pan and the Wandering Grasshopper, we have a smooth and magnificent flow of water with a broad mind and ears. Just think about returning to Zhenpu, and Russia is fighting wildly; Wu Chu is in Sui Xu, and Russia is in the ocean, and Russia is flying in the air. It is said that Xuanhuang's tricks are strange, how can he be timid and squinting. On the day when the ring is decorated with clang, the imperial court is full of blessings, the chasm is suddenly turned, and the valley is dripping with ointment. Chi Meng roared and tigers roared, while Gongqing watched the dolphins with caution, and the bears, geese, storks, and swords all depended on Cang Xi's decision-making. When the gun is swept away, the Kuibi is brilliant, the sleepy man is paralyzed under the gauze hat, the cunning rats are camped in Taicang, the hairy awl lacks the appearance of meat, how can it be sweet and fat? He stepped on the Phoenix Tower, ravaged the Parrot Island, and was far away from the Qilin Pavilion. He kicked slightly with the tips of his boots, and worshiped Zunquan with his miserable chicken ribs. His voice was muttering and screaming, and his rouge tongue flashed with flames. That’s it! Yu Qi transformed into a snake! Among all the handsome things, which one is resistant and ferocious? Suppose he is angry and instigates Zhiqi, and he leads the demons and monsters; if Gou lacks saw teeth, hooks and claws, even if he is proclaimed nun, he will still frighten Huan. This world is not the original world. The love quietly goes up to the row of doors and windows, and the leaks and complaints are heard. It is said to be harmonious and dense, and it is said to be father and mother. Hu Zang's axis was broken and destroyed, and he was jealous of the illustrious sons and grandsons. He didn't let him cough and smile, so he first cried out and followed the rules and regulations. Jishou, Jishou, Jishou, the Nong'en faction belongs to the Jia tribe; partners with shrimps and squids, soaking in the wormwood, and boasting the glory of mayflies; boring algae, making noises with iron plates and copper lutes; listening to plum blossoms quickly, cool and unrestrained Qiong Qiong Xiao Yu's flute; sparse dusk reeds, Yinghuan separated by white dew Jia Jia. Sigh! The preface of the school is Dangxiang, which directly insults the soil, forest and Youli; if you thoroughly understand the wonderful purpose, you can see fish leaping and kites flying everywhere. The array of cravings and desires cannot fascinate crazy women and stupid men, breaking through the heavenly barriers. They can't hide the sorrows and tease people, and people can tease the worries. Ignorance is a blessing, being smart is a disaster, makeup can be a mess, disguised as an ugly beard; the dirtier he is, the sloppier I will be. Everyone scolded and scolded, and a certain chanting monk fell into the mud plow for no reason. Just look for this high-ranking match to pick the stars, the beauty is more than the knot, bite some frost, swallow some snow, so that your ambitions are crystal clear, attached to the boat and sails, shining brightly around the eight extremes. Listen, listen, listen, the orioles are singing in the village and the gulls are squawking in the evening. That is our lively and melodious nature.
Sitting for a long time, sitting for a long time, thinking that the turbid body should be discarded, waiting for the ebb and flow of half a pond, picking up the secret of body fluids and kneading it, kneading it until the milk and gelatin are dissolved, shrinking into a short spiritual seedling, a woman's warm muntjac egg, and suddenly changing into a tong. The beady eyes, from a distance of three hundred and six degrees, hold an ax and exert weight, and they are completely confused with him;
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〖"The Longest Couplet in the World" "The Second Couplet of the Planned Couplet of Linjiang City Towers in Jiangjin County"〗 < /p>
I have the sorrow of pouring down the Huai River, overflowing with tears, piling up the sea bream, and crushing the Taidai. It is full of strange things, all of which belong to my heart. It is said that Canfu opened the earth, Liu Meng wrote the talisman, Shi Zhe wrote the brush, Ma Yang wrote the ink, and revealed every trickle of his merits in the article, thus destroying the essence of the residual benefit department. How can the narrow rivers and mountains give birth to Gao, Kui, Qi, and Ji? Bending the stack of swords and chanting, except for picking up relics, the cold island in the suburbs is thin, and the shaman ape on the gorge island is always miserable. Therefore, the crouching dragon gallops and eventually gives way to the frog's blessing; the yin and yang's snare is accustomed to bully the thirsty carp and the hungry roc. Heroes make things happen? Times make heroes? To ask the question, where can Pinggen go? Shechen and Sichuan are trance-like, trance-like, chilly, bitter, cave-like, whirlpool-like, meandering across Europe and Asia, and across Liao Dynasty. The affairs of the empire dominate the people's ignorance, and the affairs of the country lure the people's wisdom and are eager to take advantage of it. 桴, but Yi was clinging to the wheel, walking on the ice, wearing clothes and being alert. When he hit the rocks, he was silent, holding the rudder silently, moving it to advance, and stilling it to stop. It's a mess, it's dirty, it's dirty, who can pull it out? Sighing for just hammering Cui Wei, but praising Wu Ding's skills? How much does it cost Jiang Silun to praise the benevolence and righteousness of the organization? Do you play with Yao Zhi and boast about your ability to perform divination? In the majestic context of Gangdi, many heroes should have been born. Although the water is surging, the nest is still desolate. Pangu is tracked hard, and the projectiles are expanded to seal the territory. The generals were beheaded due to the burden, Chang Hong was buried in Bi, the rituals, music, soldiers and farmers were regulated, and they all imitated Yao and Shun. When Yanli is flattened, Li Qiong goes along the track, the first Xue Rui replaces the hibiscus to add color, the cuckoo lies on the bushes and thorns to cry out for injustice, Emei shows off the fresh frame and dry materials, and reluctantly takes out the felt and cloth. The beautiful mask of the anti-hozen, the skillful fingering of the jackal's arms, the majestic appearance of the lion, the foam at the mouth, the Tong Jianxuxu was stunned to death, and the clothes of the brocade, silk, and 縩, would you rather call yourself a poor body? What a shame! Is Yu'an receiving tribute from Shu? The craggy rocks are like Zhong Yu’s rugged and proud bones. That is to say, the shape of the zodiac sign is concave and convex, and the early mothers are annoyed by the nobles and court officials; the fake ones are red, flat and purple, and although they are robbing the soles of the feet, they are still virtuous and willows. How can the common people end up poor and lowly? Ji slowly went to Quanguan privately, handed over his body, and lied about the ethereal state of China, the Buddha and immortals, and the rainbow and neon lights, which are better than the darkness of the netherworld. Knowing the smell of lead and tin, all over the Cathay City, I just removed the nebula cells, suddenly became tired of soup cakes, regretted and passed away, weeping for Bao Lao reincarnation. Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, I hope this time I will shed my skin; the embryonic ants will build halls and caves, and the eternal religious shrine will stretch; the lice brains and livers will hang down and gather the leek borer and the cockroaches; the mosquito hairs and cochlear horns will squeeze the eyebrows and touch the tail. Navigation; small sandalwood, wives and concubines sleep in the world of mortals. Ugh! The way of the road is to keep away guests and drive away the night man; to breed miscellaneous children, to tsk, tsk, and get tired of the crow of the owl and the cry of the owl. Qiusuo's grave can't be filled with sour and jealous bones. After guessing the riddle, after all, it was my cleverness that fooled me, and I mistook my cleverness. The universe is too wide, the pupils are too narrow, and the soul has been cultivated. It deserves to be cherished by its parents, receiving his flesh and blood, and paying for its skull. Ups and downs, joys and ups and downs, sins caused by the cruelty of the nine sutras, only to be reincarnated into descendants. Let's take advantage of the clear sand to wash away the marrow, the clear water to clear the intestines, the moonlight, the wind, the wine glass, the poems and poems, and the power and strategy to stand for the future. Look, look, look, the polygonum is barren and the anvil is beating, and the lotus is swinging with the oar, but it seems that the servant is miserable and wandering. Don't panic! Don't panic! It was expected that Lan Wei was filled with compassion, standing tall on the two towers, looking at the silver waves and weeping loudly until the sea dried up and the rocks were broken. He stirred up his long nose and picked up the turtle's turtle, and asked him to protect the square pot and the round shape. Nearly 120,000 years later, Follow the traces, and see the exquisite world.
——Zhong Yunfang’s inscription on the Linjiang Tower in Jiangjin, Sichuan (806+806=1612 words)
(In the late Qing Dynasty, Zhong Yunfang, a talented scholar in Jiangjin, Sichuan, inscribed the poem “The No. The "Couplet to be titled Jiangjin County Linjiang City Towers", *** used 1612 words (excluding self-preface words). It originated from the 29th year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty (1903) when Sichuan Governor Cen Chunxuan was transferred to Guangdong and Guangxi. After passing through Jiangjin, Zhang Taijie asked Zhong Yunfang to visit Cen Yuzhong with a poem. It happened that the new county magistrate Wu Wenyuan was deposed because of his case. There were many incidents, and Zhang Taijie contacted the gentry to file a lawsuit, and Zhong was also listed on it. The case had been won but the case was not settled. The Supervisory Office sent officials to the county for review. Wu then took the opportunity to bribe the Chongqing governor and deported Zhang and Zhong to Chengdu. "Question" and was imprisoned in the detention center for three years. In order to express his anger in his heart, Zhong wrote this couplet and two long couplets "Sixty Years of Life" in prison. Now this couplet has been It was written by Zhou Haoran, a contemporary calligrapher, and carved on mahogany wood. It is now on display in Changlian Pavilion, which is antique, solemn and elegant.)