Who has a brain teaser to tell me?

Draft crosstalk of gender equality education in primary schools in Zhi Ming \r\n * 1. Title: Gender equality in the eyes of primary school students \r\n * 2. Character: 1. Lin Hetian (alias Nvsheng), a beautiful literary girl in grade five \r\n 2. Paine (a pseudonym is hard to live. \r\n Tian: It's hard to be born. When we talk about "gender equality in the eyes of primary school students", people will think that this is a big sister and a little brother. \r\n En: Are you laughing at me for being as thin as a grasshopper? \r\n Tian: I didn't smile at you. \r\n Hmm: But there is mocking laughter in your head. \r\n Tian: dystocia. I heard that your mother gave birth to you in dystocia, so she named it dystocia; Your brain teaser is also famous in the whole school. \r\n En: Saint, I feel that we are standing here like advertising. \r\n Tian: What do you mean? Why does your difficult brain turn sharply? \r\n En: We are shooting a TV commercial. Are you tired? \ r \ n Tian: Are you tired? "So many articles! Which one is it? \r\n Well, my wife is vigorous and busy playing mahjong. The thin husband is cooking dinner. \ r \ Besides, my wife has curly hair like a Great Dane, ... \ r \ nTian: I think my wife lies comfortably, but my husband massages her like a mini Yorkshire terrier. \r\n Tian En: Are you tired? \r\n En: This advertisement is very interesting. Let me test you. Is it son preference? Or do you prefer girls to boys? \r\n Tian: Son preference, of course. Can't you see that boys only serve girls? \r\n En: It seems to me that the husband is afraid of his wife on the surface, but when drinking cattle, it was the girl who was cut by the knife in our boys' hands, which made her cry and call her mother. \r\n Tian: So I want to protest that this advertisement is a quilt wrapped with needles? \r\n En: You don't understand this. This advertisement is really about equality between men and women. \r\n Tian: A boy beat a girl and cried bitterly. How can he say "it is really equality between men and women"? \r\n Hmm: What boys beat girls? How ugly! Think about it. What does Mr. Wang in the advertisement do? \r\n Tian: I'm cooking and massaging my wife's back. \r\n En: Right! Cooking and helping my wife massage are completely girls first; So Nvsheng saw the honey. \r\n Tian: (Singing "Sweet Honey") Sweet honey, sweet honey of my smile. The taste of being massaged is so comfortable! \r\n En: Nvsheng, don't be too proud! At the end of the advertisement, the wife was severely cut by her husband, and the boys came back to life after seeing it (humming the song "Your Legend"). \ r \ Don't you think this is gender equality? \r\n Tian: That's right. Both men and women win and everyone is happy. It's hard to be born. Look at your trumpet. You can use your brain to make a sharp turn! \r\n En: People don't look at the face outside the skull, but at the wisdom inside the skull; My father often tells me, "Deng Xiaoping, which ruled China with a population of one billion a few years ago, is no more than 150 cm in height. \r\n Tian: It turns out that my uncle has given you a psychological construction of "hating sky heights" in advance. How far-sighted! \r\n En: Don't embarrass me by mentioning my height; For me, height is not a problem, and age is not a gap. By the way, female sheng, your calligraphy attainments have won the national championship, and playing the piano and dancing is not bad; Will you consider taking music lessons or dance lessons when you enter junior high school? \r\n Tian: I don't think so, and I don't want to. \ r \ nwhy? \r\n Tian: Because the gifted music or dance class is almost a girl country, my name is female voice, and I sing "I am a girl, a lonely girl" every day. Even if there are male students, I am a kitten or two. I won't go in this environment. \r\n Um: I don't go to the music class because of difficulties? Is this called adolescent Chun Qing? \r\n Tian: Do not flatter yourself! I did it for the boys, not for you. \r\n En: I am a boy, but not necessarily my boy. \r\n Tian: Oh! What's in the skull? Here we go again \ r \ nEn: Lady Saint, look at the eldest brother of Jianzhong, the eldest sister of Zhongshan. Didn't they cooperate with classes in experimental schools recently? \r\n Tian: Yes! It is commendable that their two schools have changed from Misha School and Bhikuni School to education that pays attention to getting along. \r\n En: wait a minute. When you say "Misha School, Bhikuni School", won't you simply say "Monk School, Nun School"? \r\n Tian: You don't understand this. It is impolite to call people "monks" and "nuns". Just like some people call us "monkeys" instead of "children". \r\n En: Well, this time you are gentle and I am careless; You just described a boy as a kitten. I have a problem with that. \r\n Tian: You are always like this. The trouble you cause in your head and shell is endless! \r\n Hmm: Usually people compare women to cats, and I don't mind. \r\n Tian: "Women are as docile as cats. \ r \ nWell, you said "two or three kittens for boys" just now, and I agree. \r\n Tian: Huh? How did you turn your head this time? \r\n Hmm: Because you can describe a boy with a cat. \r\n Tian: Ouch! What's wrong with you? \r\n En: You see, cats walk quietly, but when they see their prey, they start to look like quick arrows. Cats, leopards and tigers are all violent animals. \r\n Tian: So I was right about one or two kittens. \r\n En: Are there any big brother legislators who call themselves cats and others rats? \r\n Tian: So, women are like cats and men are like cats. \r\n En: So, "in the eyes of primary school students, both boys and girls are cats and are equal. \r\n Tian: Yes, both boys and girls are cats, and men and women are equal. NvshEng \ r \ nEn: It's hard to live \ r \ nTian, en: Take a bow.