Reciting poems and admiring the moon
Su Dongpo was in Hangzhou and liked to make friends with the monks of the West Lake Temple. He was the best friend with the monk Foyin of Shengshan Temple. The two of them often joked while drinking and reciting poems.
Monk Foyin was delicious. Whenever Su Dongpo entertained guests at banquets, he always came uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake. There were a lot of wine and food on the boat. As the cruise ship left the shore, Su Dongpo smiled and said to Huang Tingjian: "Foyin has to come to every gathering. Tonight we will take a boat to the lake to drink and recite poems and have a good time. He will not be able to come anyway." Who knows? Monk Foyin had long ago heard that Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were going to visit the lake, so he hid under the cabin board before they boarded the boat.
The bright moon was in the sky, the cool breeze was refreshing, and the fragrance of lotus filled the lake. The cruise ship slowly came to the Three Pagodas of the West Lake. Su Dongpo held the wine glass, twirled his beard, and happily said to Huang Tingjian: "There is no Buddha seal today. , we should be quiet, let’s have a drink first, the first two sentences should use the word "Zai", and the last two sentences should end with the word "哉". "Huang Tingjian said: "Okay!" Su Dongpo said first: "The clouds parted, and the bright moon came out. , What can God say? "
Huang Tingjian looked at the lotus flowers in the lake, and then said: "The lotus leaves are scattered, and the fish come out, they are in their right place!"
At this time, Foyin couldn't bear it anymore under the cabin plank. After hearing Huang Tingjian's words, he pushed the plank away, climbed out, and said: "Pull the plank aside, and the Buddha's seal comes out. It's so embarrassing! It's so embarrassing. !"
Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were startled when they saw a man suddenly crawling out from under the boat. After taking a closer look, they found it was Foyin, and they heard him say these four lines of poetry, They couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Su Dongpo took the Buddha seal and sat down, and said: "You hid it well, and you did it well. You finally got it again today!" So the three of them admired the moon and went to the lake, talking and laughing.
Fruit and Medicine
Not long after Su Shi got married, he was invited to visit Huang Tingjian's house. As soon as he got there, a servant came and asked him to go back immediately, saying that his wife was in a hurry. Huang Tingjian deliberately sarcastically recited: "Fortunately (apricot, jujube, plum), and calm (Cistanche deserticola is a traditional Chinese medicine)." This sentence contains three fruit names and one medicine name. Su Shi didn't even look back, stepped on the saddle and walked away, saying as he walked: "But this matter (Nai, the genus of apple, sugarcane, persimmon) must be dealt with by Angelicae (Angelica is the name of Chinese medicine)." Dongpo layman's talent is really admirable. .
The bones are not yet cold
One day, Su Shi and Foyin took a boat trip to Slender West Lake. Master Foyin suddenly took out a fan with poems by lay Buddhist Dongpo and threw it into the river. inside, and said loudly: "The poem (the corpse) of the water flowing on Dongpo!" "Su Shi was stunned for a moment, but he quickly pointed to the dog gnawing bones on the river bank and chanted: "The dog gnawed the (monk's) bones on the river! "
Eating grass on Dongpo
With nothing to do, Su Shi went to Jinshan Temple to visit Master Foyin. Unexpectedly, the master was not there, and a young novice came to open the door. Su Shi said proudly: " Where is the bald donkey? ! ". The little novice monk pointed calmly into the distance and replied: "Eat grass on Dongpo! "
Among the three pairs, there must be my teacher
Su Shi, his younger sister, and Huang Tingjian were enjoying the paintings one day, and it was interesting to see the inscription above: Willows in the breeze, plum blossoms in the pale moon. Look, it is There is one word left in the middle of the four-character couplet. Huang Tingjian suggested adding a word in the middle to form a five-character couplet. The pale moon reflects the plum blossoms. Su Shi thought for a while and responded immediately, filling in the words to make it: The light breeze supports the thin willows, and the pale moon loses the plum blossoms. Looking at the couplet of the three people, Su Shi's best: the word "support" not only expresses the gentleness of the wind. and the delicacy of the willow, and writes the intimacy between the wind and the willow, so it is more vivid; the word "lost" is also more appropriate than the word "yin", which not only emphasizes the brightness of the moonlight, but also takes into account the cleanliness of the plum blossoms, highlighting the The scene of the two blending together is more consistent. Once upon a time, there was a young scholar in a certain county who was in his twenties and had not yet married. He rejected all marriages with him. Scholars did not care about family status when choosing a mate, but they must find a woman with both talent and beauty. There were a few women in this small county who were either talentless or beautyless. ? Therefore, the scholar's marriage was postponed.
One day, the scholar went out to visit friends and came to a small town. He felt thirsty and went to ask for a bowl of water. drink.
There was a girl in the shop who was making plaster. The scholar saw her good appearance and fell in love with her. He didn't know whether she was talented, so he stepped forward to test her and said:
You can eat the ointment, you can eat the medicine, you can eat the plaster. How can it be eaten?
The girl looked up when she heard the sound, and saw that he was a scholar. She knew that he was asking for something right, and thought to herself that even scholars have a bit of a sour temper, so why don't I respond like this! So he smiled and said:
Spleen is good for healing, Qi is good for healing, but temper is not good for healing.
The scholar was very happy to see the girl's clever response, and wanted to try her again. He looked up and saw peonies growing in the medicine garden outside the door, and opened his mouth and chanted again:
Spring is warm and the clouds are hoeing peonies;
Unexpectedly, the girl opened her mouth and said:
Autumn is high and the hibiscus is planted in the dew.
At this time, the scholar was deeply in love with the girl, but he didn't know her before and couldn't open her mouth, so he left in despair, but he couldn't let the girl go in his heart. Seeing that the scholar had been uneasy, a friend asked him why, and said with a smile: "Brother, you really have good eyesight. This woman wants to marry a talented man, but she hasn't married him yet. Because of my character, I will leave it to my younger brother. I'll keep it safe." That's it." Later, the friend came forward to act as a matchmaker, and the girl saw the scholar and was willing to do so. The scholar finally got his wish and accomplished a life-long event.
One day at noon, Su Dongpo went to visit Foyin. Foyin was busy cooking. As soon as he put the cooked fish on the table, he heard the little monk report: Lay Buddhist Dongpo is visiting.
Foyin was afraid that the secret of eating fish would be exposed, so he caught the fish in a chime and hurriedly went out to greet the guests. The two went to the Zen room to drink tea together. When Su Dongpo was drinking tea, he smelled the fragrance of fish and saw the chime turned upside down on the table, and he knew it. Because the chime is a percussion instrument used by monks to perform Buddhist rituals. It is usually turned with the mouth facing upwards, but today it is turned backwards, which must be strange.
Foyin said: "The layman is here today. I wonder if you have any advice?"
Su Dongpo deliberately made a joke on the old monk, and said in a serious manner: "I encountered a problem today. I came here to ask the elder for advice."
Foyin quickly put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, how dare you, how dare you."
Su Dongpo smiled and said, "Today my friend came out with a couplet. The first couplet is: Xiangyangmendi spring is always there. I can't answer the second couplet for the next time. I hope the elders can give me advice."
Foyin didn't know what the plan was, so he blurted out: "The layman is eight tons tall and rich in knowledge. Why are you doing this today? Forgetful, this is an old couplet, the second line is: People who have accumulated good deeds will have more than enough to celebrate. "
Su Dongpo couldn't help laughing: "Since the elder has clearly stated that there are more fish in the chime (celebration), please let me. Come and have a feast!" Pawnshops, pawnshops in the west, pawnshops in the east and west; Nantongzhou, Tongzhou in the north, and Tongzhou in the north and south.
I will sing the first couplet, and you will write the second couplet, it doesn’t matter whether it is right or wrong
Brother sings the first line, brother sings the second line, the tune has its own destiny
The tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea.
The larch leaves in Huangshan Mountain have fallen yellow.
The boy is playing with tung seeds, and the tung seeds are falling, and the boy is happy.
The girl is chewing the duck head, and the duck head is Salty, the girl dislikes it.
The sky is the chessboard star, who dares to play it.
The earth is the pipa, the road is the silk, who can play it.
Su Shi A joking couplet with Foyin - Su Shi saw a dog gnawing bones by the river, so he came out:
The dog gnawed the bones of the (monk) on the river;
Foyin calmly wrote " Su Shi's poem "Throwing the Fan across the River to the Sun":
The Flowing Water Dongpo Poetry (Corpse).
The sky is a chessboard with stars and pieces, who dares to drop them?
The ground is the pipa and the road is the string, which one can play it?
3 When Jie Jin was poor, his family faced a bamboo forest owned by the landlord, so he made a couplet;
The door is opposite There are thousands of bamboo poles and thousands of books in the house.
The landlord was unhappy and cut the bamboo short, and Xie Jin changed it to:
The door is facing a thousand poles, the bamboo is short, and the house has thousands of books.
The landlord was even more unhappy and cut down all the bamboos. Xie Jin changed it again:
There are thousands of bamboo poles facing the door, but there are thousands of books in the house.
4 Xie Jin was working as an attendant at the emperor’s side. He wanted to go back to his hometown to visit his relatives but did not dare to say so. The emperor noticed this and gave him leave if he asked him to show his couplet:
Ten I think about my wife, my children, and my parents;
Xie Jin Youyou said:
Thank you for your words and body, thank God and thank the king.
5 Couplets of Maitreya Buddha:
A big belly can tolerate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world;
Laugh when you open your mouth, and you know the ridiculous people in the world
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6 Su Shi’s sister Su Xiaomei is also quite talented. One day Foyin went to see Su Shi and happened to see Su Xiaomei lazing around in the bed tent before she got up, so he made fun of her:
A smoke cage with peony.
Su Xiaomei remembered the day she saw him washing his hair by the river, and smiled:
The water floats on the gourd.
7 A hungry chicken steals rice and a boy beats it with a can; A rat in Liang's Liang guest coughs and frightens.
It means that when a chicken is hungry and eats rice, a child beats it with a bamboo tube; when a mouse is enjoying the cool air on a beam, it is frightened away by a guest's cough. The beauty lies in the overlapping of words with homophones.
8 Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy was so good that he had to post couplets outside his door on New Year’s Eve. Even though he wrote N couplets, they were stolen. So I wrote:
Blessings come in pairs, and misfortunes never come alone.
It’s so unlucky, of course no one would dare to steal it.
Unexpectedly, when the time was approaching, he asked his son Xianzhi to add three words at the end, forming a wonderful couplet:
Unparalleled blessings have come this morning, and misfortunes do not come alone last night. ．
9 Liu Ling drank all the wine without leaving any trace; Jia Dao was not fake when he was drunk. ——Interesting couplets made with famous people’s names.
10 The scholar came to Beijing to take the exam and ran out of money. The shop owner asked him to give it to him for free if he showed up. Seeing that the scholar was eating rice noodles, he came out:
Eight knives to divide the rice noodles
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Scholar’s ??pair:
A thousand miles heavy (middle) gold bell. (Zhongjin Zhong means to be on the list. Zhong is the ancient form of bell.
This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time to read it.
The boy hits the tung, and the tung falls. , Children's Fun
The girl gnawed the duck head, the duck head was salty, the girl disliked it
For fame and profit, I took a break and drank a cup of tea
Working hard Have fun in the midst of hardship and then bring a pot of wine
Unconventional and extraneous, extraneous sentences in the article
Half truth, half falsehood, the moon in the water, the mirror in the sky
The horizontal criticism is "Zhonghe and Ping"
A very interesting couplet
1 A joke couplet between Su Shi and Foyin - Su Shi saw a dog gnawing bones by the river, so he came out:
The dog gnawed the (monk's) bones on the river;
Foyin calmly threw the fan with Su Shi's poems on it towards the river to the sun:
Poem of Shui Shui Dongpo (Corpse) ).
2 The sky serves as the stars on the chessboard, who dares to play?
The earth serves as the pipa and the road serves as the strings, who can play it?
3 Jie Jin When I was young, my family was poor, and my family faced a bamboo forest owned by a landlord, so I made a couplet:
My door faced thousands of bamboos, and my family had thousands of books.
The landlord was unhappy and cut the bamboos short. , Xie Jin changed it to:
Thousands of bamboo poles are short in front of the door, and thousands of books are long in the house.
The landlord was even more unhappy and cut down all the bamboos. Xie Jin changed it again:
The door faces thousands of bamboo poles.
, there are thousands of books in the family collection.
4 Xie Jin was working as an attendant at the emperor’s side. He wanted to go back to his hometown to visit his relatives but did not dare to say so. The emperor noticed this and gave him leave if he asked him to show his couplet:
Ten I think about my wife, my children, and my parents;
Xie Jin Youyou said to me:
Thank you for your words and body, thank God and thank the king.
5 Couplet of Maitreya Buddha:
A big belly can accommodate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world;
He smiles when he opens his mouth, knowing that there are ridiculous people in the world.
6 Su Shi’s sister Su Xiaomei is also quite talented and beautiful. One day Foyin went to see Su Shi and happened to see Su Xiaomei lazing around in the bed tent before she got up, so he made fun of her:
A smoke cage with peony.
Su Xiaomei remembered the day she saw him washing his hair by the river, and smiled:
The water floats on the gourd.
7 A hungry chicken steals rice and is beaten by a boy; a rat in Liang's Liang guest coughs and frightens.
It means that when a chicken is hungry and steals rice, a child beats it with a bamboo tube; when a mouse is enjoying the cool air on a beam, it is frightened away by a guest’s cough. The beauty lies in the overlapping of words with homophones.
8 Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy was so good that he had to post couplets outside his door on New Year’s Eve. Even though he wrote N couplets, they were stolen. So I wrote:
Blessings come in pairs, and misfortunes never come alone.
It’s so unlucky, of course no one would dare to steal it.
Unexpectedly, when the time was approaching, he asked his son Xianzhi to add three words at the end, forming a wonderful couplet:
Unparalleled blessings have come this morning, and misfortunes do not come alone last night. ．
9 Liu Ling drank all the wine without leaving any trace; Jia Dao was not fake when he was drunk. ——Interesting couplets made with famous people’s names.
10 The scholar went to Beijing to take the exam and ran out of money. The shop owner asked him to get free of charge if he showed off the couplet. Seeing that the scholar was eating rice noodles, he came out:
Eight knives to divide the rice noodles
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Scholar’s ??pair:
A thousand miles heavy (middle) gold bell. (Zhongjin Zhong means to be on the list. Zhong is the ancient form of bell.
This is an anagram, take your time and read it yourself.
Interesting couplets
Once upon a time, there was a "Gu Han Gui" who planned to open a hotel, so he paid three taels of silver to recruit people to write a couplet for the new hotel.
A scholar applied for the job. "He said to him: "The couplet should praise my good wine, acetic acid, pig fat, prosperous people, and no mice in the shop."
With a stroke of his pen, the scholar quickly wrote - —
The first couplet is: Raising pigs as big as mountains and mice only die. The second couplet is: Brewing vats are good for making vinegar and altars are sour. The horizontal line is: More people are sick and less wealth
The scholar shook his head. He read it once, and "Guhangui" was very happy after hearing it, but his face showed no expression, and he said shamelessly: "The quality of the couplet still needs the opinions of the listeners." In this way, he also wasted three taels of silver, Not for the scholar.
On the day when the new store opened, in front of many people who came to watch the excitement, the scholar read the couplet loudly:
"Many people are sick, but there is little wealth." ."
"Pigs are as big as a mountain of mice, and they all die."
"It's good to make vinegar in the wine jar."
"It's sour. Upon hearing this, "Han Gui" cursed the scholar, but the spectators burst into laughter.
Please guess why the "Lone Cold Ghost" was very happy after hearing this?
Answer: Because the scholar read it as:
"With more people, fewer diseases, wealth"
"Raising pigs is as big as a mountain, but only mice die."
< p>"It's good to make wine in a vat, but it's sour in the vinegar jar."