Who wrote the bullshit couplets? What "birds" from Sichuan flew to Hunan for what? Or if it doesn't rain in Hunan, why not give me a pass to Sichuan?
In addition, what is "pool rain"? It's not China's at all
What is a "Shu bird"? It's not China's either.
Three drums: no way, no way, no way!