Waiting for you-attack yarn, who will let go of poetry?

This is not a poem, but one of the top ten most beautiful lies in ancient times circulated on the Internet.

Details are as follows:

1. Emperor: When I am on earth, I will let you settle down on earth;

2. Chen Guo: Let me be carefree and let you travel around the world;

3. General: When I am a soldier for half my life, I will let you talk to Sang Ma.

4. Scholar: When I succeed, I promise you to spend a month;

5. Chivalry: When I become famous in China, I promise to be a Song Horse;

6. Pianist: When my string is broken, I will make you blue and white;

7. Face to face: When I no longer have her, I promise you a simple meal;

8. Lover: Treat me like a horse and let you marry Xia Hong;

9. Farmer: When I am rich, I will give you ten miles of peach blossoms.

10. Monk: When I put on the cassock, I will let your lovesickness go with the wind.