Humorous and satirical verses

The humorous and satirical verses are:

1. No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin.

Not vulgar but not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

2. The eighteenth-year-old bride has pale hair and red makeup.

Mandarin ducks sleep in pairs at night, and a pear tree presses the begonia.

3. Half a century has passed, and autumn has turned to hunger and cold.

To ask Pengzhou Mu, when will the emergency be rescued?