The qq personalized signature will make you laugh
1. Big Gray Wolf is so poor that he can’t even afford a new hat, so he will always wear a patched hat.
2. The woman looked very pretty at first glance, but when she looked at her carefully, she might as well have looked at her sharply.
3. No one can write this neatly: Chang Xia Guang Bian Shi 11 Hui and a half and Ben 2 Shang Dan Shang 2 Ben and Ban Hui 10 Shi 20 Bian Guang X
p>
4. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "then", and my classmates chatted with it all afternoon.
5. Broken love is nothing, China lacks everything except people.
6. China has too few tree resources because there are too many test papers. No buying and selling, no killing ~
7. It’s because you were the first to be mean, that’s why I fired the arrow.
8. 10086, I am warning you for the last time, if you are sexually harassing, I will sue you.
9. The reason why Snow White wears puff sleeves is to cover her crotch muscles
10. There are no ugly women, only lazy women; if she is an ugly woman, she must She's a lazy woman!
11. What do you think I am? Youlemei, just throw it away after drinking it, at least you have to pay first
12. Facing the enemy's torture to extract confessions, I always have only two words to say.
13. A college student’s minimum goal: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.
14. The early bird catches the worm. When I get up at noon, I don’t have food to eat.
15. Promises are like women who say they want to lose weight. They often say it but it is difficult to keep it all. If they are all false
16. Sleeping is the artistic realm I have always pursued. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.
17. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychology: My mother will kill me!
18. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs. Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, all three of your legs are thin.
19. In fact, people’s looks can be divided into two categories: one is naturally beautiful; the other is naturally inspirational.
20. Love is sometimes like playing basketball. Sometimes offensive, sometimes defensive, sometimes fake.
21. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skills are very high.
22. When I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that was the case.
23. Even if you kill me, I will send you a honey trap before you do it. Just watch and do it.
24. If you are ugly, I will walk against the wall
25. Don’t compare with animals. If I can compare with you, I will be worse than a beast. If I cannot compare with you, I will be worse than a beast.
26. Having a name that sounds too nice is also a kind of suffering. The hit rate is too high, and the teacher calls me over and over again.
27. A foodie girlfriend is easy to support. As the saying goes: Foodies are easy to feed.
28. Don’t call me ugly, it’s just that you can’t see the beauty.
29. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice; if you don’t study for a week, you will start to get ugly; If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.
30. Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot of sorrow for your mother.
31. Be sweet in your mouth but cruel in your heart. It's time to stay, it's time to roll around. Either be patient, be ruthless, or get out.
32. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.
33. If you like a girl, buy more food for her to eat. If she gets fat, it will be yours.
34. After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore and my legs are no longer painful. , even the heart stopped beating!
35. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.
36. Since ancient times, no one has poop in life, and there is no one who poops without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.
37. There is a kind of longing called looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called looking through autumn trousers.
38. You said that ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are like shit.
39. A teacher’s signature: attract fans, sell your voice, and sit on the stage. This is my life.
40. You should be low-key in life and high-profile in reading, so my mother has been emphasizing this.
41. Question: Why don’t you say something out loud but keep it in your heart? Answer: I want to enlarge my breasts!
42. My dear, fly slowly and be careful if you fall. I am not responsible.
43. Are you pure? Then there would be no more smelly ditches in the world, and they would all become Deluxe
44. Everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.
45. I accidentally saw your character, I’m so sorry
46. We must have the spirit of a toilet, press it and everything will be clean.
47. It is said that this is the state of a foodie when he eats like crazy: he enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.
48. I wanted to make a comeback in this midterm, but in the end I was completely stuck.
49. Both Kai-Fu Lee and Steve Jobs like to say: follow your heart . Translated into Chinese: coward
50. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible and you are online, but you are online and I am invisible. QQ personality talk makes me laugh out loud
1. Big Gray Wolf is so poor that he can’t even afford a new hat, so he will always wear a patched hat.
2. The woman looked very pretty at first glance, but when she looked at her carefully, she might as well have looked at her sharply.
3. No one can write this neatly: Chang Xia Guang Bian Shi 11 Hui and a half and Ben 2 Shang Dan Shang 2 Ben and Ban Hui 10 Shi 20 Bian Guang X
p>
4. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to 'What's next', and my classmates chatted with it all afternoon
5. Broken love is nothing, China lacks everything, but there is no shortage people.
6. China has too few tree resources because there are too many test papers. No buying and selling, no killing ~
7. It’s because you were the first to commit a crime, that’s why I fired the arrow.
8. 10086, I am warning you for the last time, if you are sexually harassing, I will sue you.
9. The reason why Snow White wears puff sleeves is to cover her crotch muscles
10. There are no ugly women, only lazy women; if she is an ugly woman, she must She's a lazy woman!
11. What do you think I am? Youlemei, just throw it away after drinking it, at least you have to pay first°
12. When faced with the enemy's torture to extract confessions, I always have only two words - I will do it.
13. A college student’s minimum goal: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.
14. The early bird catches the worm. When I get up at noon, I don’t have food to eat.
15. Promises are like women who say they want to lose weight. They often say it but it is difficult to keep it all. If they are all false
16. Sleeping is the artistic realm I have always pursued. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.
17. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychology: My mother will kill me!
18. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs. Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, all three of your legs are thin.
19. In fact, people’s looks can be divided into two categories: one is naturally beautiful; the other is naturally inspirational.
20. Love is sometimes like playing basketball. Sometimes offensive, sometimes defensive, sometimes fake.
21. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skills are very high.
22. When I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that was the case.
23. Even if you kill me, I will send you a honey trap before you do it. Just watch and do it.
24. I am ugly, so I walk against the wall...
25. Don’t compare with animals. If you can compare with you, you will be worse than a beast, but if you cannot compare with you, you will be worse than a beast.
26. Having a name that sounds too nice is also a kind of suffering. The hit rate is too high, and the teacher calls me over and over again.
27. A foodie girlfriend is easy to support. As the saying goes: Foodies are easy to feed.
28. Don’t call me ugly, you just can’t see the beauty.
29. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice; if you don’t study for a week, you will start to get ugly; If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.
30. "Your sister" is a good girl who has shared a lot of sorrows for "your mother".
31. Be sweet in your mouth but cruel in your heart. It's time to stay, it's time to roll around. Either be patient, be ruthless, or get out.
32. I fell in love with you because my brain was filled with water, but now my brain is dry.
33. If you like a girl, buy more food for her to eat. If she gets fat, it will be yours.
34. After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist is no longer sore and my legs are no longer painful. , even the heart stopped beating!
35. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.
36. Since ancient times, no one has poop in life, and there is no one who poops without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.
37. There is a kind of longing called looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called looking through autumn trousers.
38. You said that ice is like sleeping water, but I only remember the sigh that farts are like shit.
39. A teacher’s signature: Attract fans, sell your voice, sit on the stage - this is my life.
40. You should be low-key in life and high-profile in reading, so my mother has been emphasizing it.
41. Question: "Why don't you say something and keep it in your heart?" Answer: "I want to expand my breasts!"
42. My dear, fly slowly and be careful if you fall. I am not responsible.
43. Are you pure? Then there would be no more smelly ditches in the world, and they would all become Deluxe
44. Everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.
45. I accidentally saw your character, I’m so sorry
46. We must have the spirit of a toilet, press it and everything will be clean.
47. It is said that this is the state of a foodie when he eats like crazy: he enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.
48. I wanted to make a comeback in this midterm, but in the end I was completely stuck.
49. Both Kai-Fu Lee and Steve Jobs like to say: follow your heart . Translated into Chinese: coward
50. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible and you are online, but you are online and I am invisible.