1. Satirical verses about being mean
Sarcastic verses about being mean 1. Verses that describe women as being mean
1. Now there are some people who you don’t want to talk about if you don’t say them , he doesn’t know it, and if you directly accuse him, he will be embarrassed. Anyway, he is a very mean but arrogant kind of person, so you have no choice but to use sentences without swear words to deal with him!
2. I thought I was quite evil, but after getting to know you, I realized that there are almost no people who are kinder than me.
3. In short, I can’t describe it, it’s just so mean.
4. Do you know I’m waiting for your mother? Please don't tell your dad~
5. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
6. People are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap for a knife. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home. There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn them, but only learn swords; you don’t learn the upper sword, but the lower sword. Sword; there are so many sword moves, you learn Drunken Sword; if you don’t learn Iron Sword, learn Silver Sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, he reaches the state where man and sword become one - Swordman.
2. Ancient poems and famous quotes that satirize people’s baseness, shamelessness, and moral decay.
Those who have no shame and evil are not human beings. ——"Mencius·Gongsun Chou"
People must insult themselves, and then others will insult them. ——"Mencius Li Loushang" A person must first humiliate himself before others can insult him.
People cannot be shameless. It is shameless to be shameless. ——"Mencius: Give Your Heart to Your Heart": The kind of shame that is shameless is truly shameless!
One must love oneself, and then others will love others; one must respect oneself, and then others will respect others. ——Yang Xiong's "Fayan Gentleman"
If a person has shame, he can do something. ——Zhu Xi's "Zhu Zi Yu Lei" Jian Thirteen
Five punishments are not as good as one disgrace. ——Lu Kun's "Moaning Language·Government"
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3. Quotes that satirize a person’s behavior
1. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.
2. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.
3. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .
4. Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
5. You have your background. I have my story. It’s not very hard, but don’t touch it.
6. Flowers come in all kinds of red, and people and dogs are different.
7. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
8. If I give you a sword fairy, you won’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. You must cry and ask me to give you a “sword man”
9. I’ll send you cruel text messages. If it were flowers, cows would not dare to poop in the future.
10. Cucumbers must be photographed and life must be exciting.
11. People are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap for a knife. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home. There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn them, but only learn swords; you don’t learn the upper sword, but the lower sword. Sword; there are so many sword moves, you learn Drunken Sword; if you don’t learn Iron Sword, learn Silver Sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, he reaches the state where man and sword become one - Swordman.
12. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, my mother said, it is a birdman.
13. When the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; when people are extremely humble, they will be invincible!
14. One look at you and you will know that you are deficient in the five elements. You will be beaten for nothing. Grandma does not care, uncle does not love you, donkeys kick when donkeys see you, and pigs trample when pigs see you. You are born with cucumbers and lack of pats, and the day after tomorrow you will be like a cucumber. If you are a walnut, you will need to be beaten. If you are a motorcycle, you will be kicked for the rest of your life. If you find a wife (husband), you will be unable to turn a screw. Looking at your character, I will give you a couplet: In the first couplet, a tree without bark will definitely die. In the second couplet, a person will die without its bark. Shameless people are invincible in the world, criticize them horizontally, and those who are mean are invincible! With your appearance, you probably have a prostate (gynecological disease), and your peeing is split, so go back and wash it off and go to bed!
15. When the water is clear, there will be no fish; when the people are humble, they will be invincible
4. Sentences about irony
Sentences about irony
< p> 1. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you'd better restrain yourself.2. Please respect yourself.
3. Do you think everyone believes you? It's just a superficial treatment. We all understand your hypocrisy, your pretentiousness, and your sour words and false jealousy.
4. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.
5. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have noble moral character. You never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I just said against my will.
5. Classic sentences for calling women mean
1. 1 You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB when you are half dead! 2. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself. You think it's redundant, but actually. You are really redundant. 3. When you scold someone for being thick-skinned, just say: It must be difficult for Mosquito to book you. Mosquito has been exhausted after struggling all night. 4 Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In other people’s eyes, it’s stupid for me and a pig to be arguing. 5 For you, I really can’t think of any language that is different from you as a human being. communicate! 6? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are too insignificant, no one will know that you exist!
7 I really regret not ejaculating you in the toilet and flushing it away with water!
8 I don’t understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can’t?
9 When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it will be the time when I am reincarnated as a human being.
10 Please don’t use your excretory organs to talk to me. This is very embarrassing. Not polite, thank you
11. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!
12Who said pigs have the stupidest brains? I say that pigs have the smartest brains. They eat and sleep without thinking about anything. If they are fat and fat, I can only say that pigs' brains are well-maintained, and your brain is also the best-maintained.
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