Look at the wood on the door.
There is almost no water and sand in the heart.
It is made of earth embankment.
Silkworm is a world worm.
Hong is a bird on the river that broke through three stones.
The way to separate the two mountains
The freezing rain sprinkled people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west.
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
Among them, the border king of Wang Ren intends to be in full power.
An unclear opening will split in two.
Cutting off the twenty heads of this corpse should be tamed by eight knives and two horses. Feng tamed five princes.
One person in Iraq is Yin, and none in Yi Yin is Yuan.
Beads are hung on the wall. You said Wang Jia, Julian and Jia Lian.
I gave birth in the middle of the night, and I cared about his son. Speaking of the sea, she is a great girl.
Zhuge, who talks big, is the only one.
The old wood has withered, but this wood has become wood.
Women are better than girls. I used to be a monk, but I can also become a Buddha.
A woman is as humble as a handmaid and can be called a slave.
Three women are traitors, and two women start with one woman.
Five people * * * umbrella villain all rely on adults to cover ten thoughts of homesickness for the country.
Eight eyes still enjoy the wind, the moon and the autumn fragrance
The sun produces bright characters in the eastern moon and the western sky.
Children living in the right world and women living in the left world deserve to be coaxed. Qiao Nv naturally hates rouge and glue.
Brother Zhi is Wu He's old copper and iron dart front.
Monks from various monasteries returned to worship the four-dimensional arhat with their hands.
Wooden doors go to two mountains for free, and four-dimensional Groro rides.
The speaker is a pig, the pig is the former pig, and the pig is the latter pig.
An inch of land is a temple, and next to it is a temple.
Poetry says: The bright moon sends monks to the ancient temple.
Shuang Mu is a forest, and this forest is forbidden.
There is no cloud: the axe will enter the mountain in time. Crystal word has three days, sometimes there is no day.
Hibika, 136,000 days.
There are three mouths to taste, and all of them are suitable.
Word of mouth, advise you to drink a glass of wine.
The sun and the moon are bright and faint, and the mountain wind rises.
The skin of the stone is still strong, but the old wood will not die.
When can people come, if thousands of miles are heavy,
Yan Yong Yong Huang Ho, the scholar's wish has not been realized. Jani girl of Miao nationality
Zhuge, who talks big, is the only one.
Jani girl of Miao nationality
The ancient wood in front of Zhongshan Temple Rock is dead, and this wood is firewood.
A girl with a long scarf is good, and a girl is even better!
Jani girl of Miao nationality
The samurai's idea is to stop fighting, longbow.
Riding a strange horse
ONE VS ONE
Marry a daughter
Yunaizi
Give birth to a man and call him a nephew.
1. Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, likes calligraphy couplets, but every time he just puts them up, someone steals them. On New Year's Eve, he came up with a clever way to prevent "thieves": he posted this couplet on the door:
Felicity never paired off.
When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
The thief walked up to Wang Zhai and shook his head. In the early morning of the first day, Wang Xizhi continued three words at the end of the couplet, which became a masterpiece with new meaning:
Happiness has not doubled until now.
It never rains but it pours.
This legendary "skill" is obviously not credible-because the first Spring Festival couplets did not appear until the Five Dynasties. But the story is very interesting, and the couplets are also very artistic and worth appreciating.
2. Wang Yucheng, a writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, was poor when he was a child and often helped adults grind noodles after school. /kloc-when he was 0/2 years old, an expert asked him to make a couplet on grinding noodles. Wang Yucheng said:
But match the heart.
It's too late to worry.
When the local satrap gave a banquet, he improvised:
Parrots can talk like chickens.
The guests were full of answers and the news spread the next day. Wang Yucheng know, immediately to the next sentence:
Spiders are not as clever as silkworms.
Lv Mengzheng was indignant at the serious inequality between the rich and the poor at that time. One Spring Festival, a poor man asked him to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets. Lu wrote:
Two three four five
Six seven eight nine
Banner: North and South
After the Spring Festival couplets were posted, countless people gathered around. Everyone began to feel "strange" and then called it "wonderful". The beauty of this pair of Spring Festival couplets lies in its external meaning: the first couplet is short of one, and the second couplet is short of ten, which is the homonym of "lack of clothes and food": the horizontal comment of "North and South" means "nothing". The author uses a unique rhetorical device to describe the plight of the poor.
4. Yan Shu, a poet in Song Dynasty, took a nap in daming temple when he passed Yangzhou. He came across a poem written on the wall. Upon inquiry, he knew that the author was a local, so he invited Wang to dinner. After supper, they took a walk by the swimming pool. It's late spring, and fallen flowers are everywhere. Yan Shu said, "Sometimes I think of a good sentence. For example, I once said,' Nothing can be done', and I haven't come up with the next couplet yet. " Wang Qi replied, "I have known Yan for a long time." Soon, this couplet was written by Yan Shu in her word "Huanxisha? A new word, a glass of wine, has become a famous sentence through the ages.
5. Kou Zhun, a famous figure in the Northern Song Dynasty, traveled in the suburbs with all his friends. He made a sentence to find the right person:
The moon under water is the moon in the sky.
All my friends didn't answer correctly. Yang Danian just arrived and said:
The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.
All the friends cheered in unison.
6. Gong Liu's father is good at being right. Wang Anshi made a sentence to try:
Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties
Liu told yue:
Ode to elegance in four poems
Wang Anshi applauded: "This place is made in heaven!" The beauty of antithesis is that it sums up "ode to elegance" with "four-character poem": because "elegance" in The Book of Songs can be divided into "elegance" and "elegance", when combined with "wind" and "ode", it just becomes "four-character poem".
7. Mei is famous for her poems, but after 30 years of ups and downs, she has not been reused. In his later years, he was invited by Ouyang Xiu to participate in the compilation of Tang Shu. After the manuscript was written, it was not presented to the emperor, and Mei died, which made the literati lament. Previously, when Mei was ordered to write the Book of the Tang Dynasty, he once said to his wife Diao Shi:
My book can also be described as a monkey in a cloth bag.
DiaoShi laughed.
You are an official. What's the difference between catfish and bamboo poles?
Although it is a daily conversation between husband and wife, it naturally becomes a bond, and everyone who hears it applauds.
8. Su Shi (No. Dongpo and Huang Tingjian play chess in Panasonic. A gust of wind blew, pine nuts fell off the chessboard, and Dongpo made sentences on the spot:
Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with each one.
Huang Tingjian told yue:
Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.
9. Su Shi has always been arrogant. Prime Minister Wang Anshi attached great importance to Su Shi's talent, but he thought he should be killed. One year, the first month and December are beginning of spring, and August is another leap month. Wang Anshi took this as the topic and asked Su Shi to answer correctly:
One year on earth, two spring months, two August, two spring and autumn.
Su Shi thought hard for days, but he couldn't answer. It was not until hundreds of years later that an anonymous person reluctantly made the bottom line (tolerance):
Sixty-year-olds will meet again on Sunday, and the world will meet again.
10 One day, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit. Huang went to the door, Sue was busy going out to meet him, and they chatted under the willow tree by the door. Su Xiaomei, who was catching slugs by the window, saw this scene and jokingly said:
Brother invited two moons outside the door.
Su Dongpo smiled and said:
My little sister caught half the wind at the window.
Press: "bimonthly" means "friends" and "half wind" means "fans".
1 1. One night, Su Dongpo said to Su Xiaomei, "I'm going out to see the first movie, so please spend the night in the second." Sui yue:
Narcissus holds the Hosta, and the sound is slow before the wind.
Su Xiaomei struggled for a long time, unable to answer. Because "Water Fairy", "Hosta" and "Slow Voice" are all epigrams, it is really difficult to draw a scene at the same time. Looking for it, I suddenly saw the maid bring dining tables in the moonlight. Su Xiaomei had a brainwave and came to the bottom allied:
Yu Meiren, wearing a Hong Xiuxie, attracts Bu Bujiao under the moon.
Publisher: Yu Meiren, Hong Xiuxie and Bu Bujiao are also the names of the inscriptions.
12. During his tenure in Hangzhou, Su Dongpo often traveled around. One day, when he was traveling to Mo Qian in casual clothes, he came to the temple to relax. Seeing his simple clothes, the old man in the temple regarded him as an ordinary tourist and said coldly, "Sit down!" " He shouted at the street boy, "Tea!" During the conversation, the Taoist priest found that the visitor was quite knowledgeable, so he went into the wing to talk and said, "Please sit down!" He called again, "Tea!" When he finally learned that the visitor was Su Dongpo, the old Taoist bowed and asked him to sit in the living room! . Entering the living room, the Taoist priest bowed down and said, "Please sit down!" He also ordered the Taoist boy: "Go to the fragrant tea!" When he left, the Taoist priest repeatedly asked Dongpo to leave "Mo Bao". Dongpo wrote a book with a smile:
Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down.
Tea, tea, tea.
I feel ashamed after reading it.
13, Fo Yin and Su Dongpo, monks of Jinshan Temple, have always been very friendly and often play jokes on each other when they meet. One night, they were boating on the Yangtze River. The boat is windy and windy, and drinking on the moon. After three rounds of wine, Fo Yin asked Dongpo, and Dongpo pointed to the riverbank, smiling without a word. Fo Yin followed the hope, but saw a farmer carrying a hoe back to the village on the shore, and a yellow dog was walking behind him, gnawing at a leftover bone. Fo Yin had an epiphany on Dongpo, but he smiled and threw a big cattail leaf fan with Dongpo's poems in his hand into the water. The two men understood each other and smiled at each other. It turns out that they made a delicate and humorous pun "dumb couplet" with "body language":
Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks)
Poem of flowing water Dongpo (corpse) (Fo Yin antithesis)
14, one day, Fo Yin talked with Dongpo about Buddhism. Su Xiaomei, who was lying behind the curtain, saw Fo Yin's wonderful teaching of Buddhism, and wanted to be "quiet" with the monk, so she wrote a question and ordered the maid to take it out and give it to Su Dongpo. Dongpo looked at it and said with a clear voice, The first part is:
Man used to be a monk, but he can become a Buddha.
Dongpo handed the first part to Fo Yin, and Fo Yin thought for a moment, and then made the second part:
Women are as humble as handmaiden, and women can be called slaves.
This is an "analytical couplet", which is very clever.
15. It is said that Liang Hao, a poet of the Song Dynasty, failed the list many times, but he still persisted in studying hard and finally won the highest prize at the age of 82. In the thank-you table for the emperor, Liang Hao attached a humorous couplet:
White head with poor menstruation, eight years old.
It takes more than two years to embark on the road of Qingyun.
This couplet uses two historical allusions: Fu Chengming, a senior teacher in the Han Dynasty, was 90 when he was born, and Jiang Shang (Taigong) was 80 when he assisted Zhou Wenwang. It is very appropriate for the author to express his feelings of being old and successful.
16, Song Dynasty poet Hong Pingzhai likes to use the word "gang" in his articles. One year, he wrote to the emperor to impeach the prime minister of the dynasty, saying that he was monopolizing power and taking bribes. There is a sentence in the throne: "abuse power for personal gain, abuse power for personal gain." As a result, instead of "bringing down" the prime minister, he was jealous by the prime minister and stayed idle for ten years. Hong Pingzhai was so angry that he wrote a couplet at home:
I don't understand the word "Hu Zhi"
Just because "just" ten years of leisure.
17, the Southern Song Dynasty poet You Mao and Yang Wanli have a friendly relationship. During the reign of Xichun, Yang Ren's secretaries, especially TaiChangQing, often bowed their heads and looked up. They are humorous and like to play jokes on each other. When I met you once, I said to Yang, I take the Book of Changes as the upper part, please make the lower part.
Yang Wei wo
Yang Wanli should track:
This stunning woman can touch Yi's feelings very much.
"Yang is for me" and "stunner is moving" are both sentences in pre-Qin classics. The two poets skillfully quoted them as conjunctions, and "You" and "Yang" were their surnames respectively. Such a couplet really needs to learn to "bottom".
18, according to legend, the Ming emperor Zhu Yuanzhang visited Ma Yuan, and Judy (fourth son) and Zhu Yunwen (eldest grandson) served together. Mao made a sentence:
The wind blows thousands of ponytails.
Zhu Yunwen told yue:
The rain sprinkled wool on the blanket.
Mao thinks this is "weakness". Judy told yue:
Rizhao Longlin Wandianjin
The latter pair of sentences is much more powerful than the former one. Later, Judy replaced Zhu Yunwen and moved the capital from Nanjing to Beijing. Perhaps "Ma Yuan's response" has shown that the emperor's grandson is no match for the prince.
19, Xu Xi became an official when he was young. When he returned to his hometown, local officials led students to meet him in the suburbs. Students don't respect, because they are not from the subject, local officials are very angry and say:
Broken pomegranate, red door polyacid seed.
"Sour son" is a mockery of the acid scholars present. You can't be right for long. Xu Xidai answer:
Bite open ginkgo, an adult in white
The students were shocked, so they confessed.
20. In the Ming Dynasty, Gao Zecheng was known as a "child prodigy". At the age of seven, one day, Gao Zecheng came home from school in a green robe, and he met his neighbor, Shangshu, on the way.
The frog wears a green coat and looks forward to it.
Then honestly see the minister in red, that is, answer:
Falling soup is wearing a red robe and bowing.