2. Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the network.
Only when you queue for a long time can you really realize that you are a descendant of the dragon.
4, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people! The biggest sorrow in life is not to reply to posts when you are happy! !
Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.
6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to stay?
7, the bird is big, there is wood!
8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
9. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life."
I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.
Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.
1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
12, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.
13, count the money until your hand cramps, and sleep until you wake up naturally!
14, I am ugly but I am persistent!
15, I'm an actor. I turn my eyes when I see a beautiful mm. ...
16, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful!
The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
17, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!
18, Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"
19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...
20, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...
2 1, the failure of others is my happiness!
22. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.
23. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!
24. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!
25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
26. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
27, rich people, people without money are difficult!
28. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.
29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!
30. What is the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"
3 1, water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
32, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!
33, hooligans are not afraid, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...
There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage or use money!
35. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!
36. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
37, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!
38. Not bad! People are forced out.
I love you! What do you care?
40, yours is mine, mine is mine!
4 1. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.
42. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
43. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!
44. At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.
45. The customer is not God, but a fool.