How to describe "China Football" in a poem?

Part I: How worried is the China Men's Football Team? Bottom line: it's like a group of too-built people going to a brothel. Horizontal League: No one can shoot the top league: two issues that China men's soccer team is worried about. Part II: Like a group of geisha guarding brothels. Henglian: Rising all the time: How worried is China Men's Football Team? Bottom line: It's like a bunch of urchins going to a brothel. Horizontal League: Not Shooting the Top League: Four Worries of China Men's Football Team. Bottom line: It's like running errands in a brothel. Horizontal criticism: watching others shoot